Absolutely no sense of taste or style.

Some type of subliminal messaging???????????

Disgustingly best use of AI so far.

"When one testicle hangs lower than the other...."

When do they start on the pool?

I bet the air temperature there is unbearably hot during the summer from the reflection off all that concrete. Wherever she is, I hope Jackie Kennedy can't see this.

Trump will order a 'outdoor airconditioner'???

Looks like a low rent country club. 😳😳

The next thing you know, he'll charge journalists for interviews

Or Mar a Lago. But that’s redundant isn’t it.

For every day of his eternity in hell, may each of those umbrellas be inserted and fully opened in each of his blow holes.

I'm not fond the transformation either. Perhaps Trump will rename the White House DC-a-Lago or DC-a-Oro. I think he will prefer the latter because there is indeed gold to be had if you run the White House.

A mausoleum for the living.

Needs more gilded random shit placed everywhere to fill the empty hole in Dear Leader’s bottomless soul.

Very phallic

🤮

Who picked out the gold penis’s? That’s about as classy as a weeks worth of my dog’s 💩.

The same felon who picked the tacky ass gold plated, crap to put all over our White House🙄😡

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that saw penis's! I thought it was my little phone. That's the lamest looking patio I've ever seen.

It was the first thing my eyes locked on to.

The orange turd did. That's why like everything else he touches, it looks like shit.

😂😂😂😂

Yellow striped Penis Patio

Macron is gonna kill himself laughing.

The umbrellas look like phallic symbols.

Can’t wait for people to collapse from heat stroke. And sue the fuck out of the government.

All I can think is how steamy hot that’s going to be to sit at in our hot summer months. All that concrete! Yay for them. President Gaudy Trump!🤣

First thing I thought of too. I’m sweating just looking at it. But good, maybe there will be some heat strokes coming.

where's the pool??

tRump ruins everything. Ugh.

Wow, it looks like a Marriott property in the Florida keys, where the hotel is hosting an event for a junior prom.

That’s an insult to the juniors!

SMH

I can see the next step.

tacky

So from a green space with roses planted by every First Lady since Kennedy to the pool side at Mar-a-Lago

Just needs a pool.

whats a membership cost?

Gods, he made it worse than Melanie did. 😑

Table for NONE, ready and waiting.

🤣🤣🤣 So true!

What purpose does the trashy space serve - who is going to use all those table settings

All his sweaty bribers.

Blindingly ill-advised for summer days, I guess you could flood it in winter and skate on it.

I was thinking the same thing.

Tacky is being very polite

Mr. I know Grass paved over all the grass and his buddies let him bc people in late stage dementia are calmer in familiar surroundings.

Maralago DC.😡

These guys launder money like we do socks, but with bleach.

🤮

Tables with yellow/orange dicks on them. Yeah, that tracks... 🙄

They’re so racist they’re replacing the rose garden with a white one 😬

The winning cement contractor paid the biggest kick-back to Dear Leader.

Good 👍🏻 one 🤣

😁👊🏽

More like big corpo replacing mother Earth with cement.

It’s a white supremacy resort.

It’s only a matter of time before the White House is just an actual Cheesecake Factory.

That's an insult to Cheesecake Factory!

With the biggest rat living there?

At least they have decent food.

^ that!

For donating $2.5m per seat (into the felon's personal bank account) you can sit at a table and be served up special favors.

It’s bullshit that he is allowed to make permanent changes.

Looks like a dildo on every table...

The phallic symbols are a great way to show who the occupants of the white house a right down to the orange coloring.

How is this real life

An outdoor valley mall food court, with a golden phallic touch

Don't forget the little store in the corner to hawk his shitty merch.

It’s low-life.

I just hope the next Democrat puts it back to it’s original beauty. I would donate money for it.

Same. Just a shame.

Also trying to erase what Jackie did and the Kennedy Center he hates anyone that is liked more than him.

I was just thinking that it looked like a place that would have hot dogs on the menu.

More likely McDonald's, Dump's favorite food group.

Marred-Alot-toe

🤡 I'm sure that on a warm sunny day, all of the heat radiating off of that many square feet of concrete wouldn't be a problem for anyone dressed appropriately for a White House function at all. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Absolute crap!

Mushroom dicks?

It's a Mar A Lago satellite

Why what is wrong with a rose garden, does Trump have friends, or does he rent them

This is what a dumbfuck from Queens thinks is classy. Make it stop.

🤮

😡

PENILE ENVY UMBRELLAS SEEM APPROPRIATE FOR THIS LITTLE WHORE HOUSE NOW

Disgustingly tacky

C’mon! It’s multipurpose and will double as an overflow parking lot.

So Double Jack Off Dance parties?

Trump will soon repaint the White House in gold...

JD Vance is listening to you. Are you saying something négative about his master ?

Looks more like Steven Cheung, but less hefty

True 😂 But Cheung should definitely appear as a villain’s sidekick in a jame’s bond movie. He’s got the face for that « Goldenfinger. The cheap return. Forget about fort knox. He wants to nuke the FED so his crypto will make him rich »

S Chemung should wear a hat so we don't have be exposed to his conehead.

What is being served at this outdoor café. Why yellow stripes? Why so many tables and chairs? Why are they white? 🤔 I have so many questions.

My phone is really small so this looks like rows and rows of penis's or something with Sia hair. Whatever it's supposed to be it's hideous. He's destroying the whole country so why not the WH too.

LOL It does!

OMG...I just said the same to my husband. He laughed. This I open the comments and BOOM....you made me laugh!!!

Leave it up to Trump to take something great, historic and beautiful and turning into a sideshow of cheap fringe and target furniture! EVERYTHING will be removed that Trump did in office!! I’m sure Melaria didn’t like him tearing out HER shitty change to the rose garden.

We need to start with removing him first.

He's going to say what rose garden? I hardly knew it. I had nothing to do with it.

He's made himself head decorator. I think he's watching too much HGTV. The faux gold crap in the oval office and now the penis garden. Who doesn't want a penis garden. 🤣😂🤣

Maybe we’ll have the Christmas tampon trees again to balance it out

Ewwwww! I hated those red trees.

No amount of money will ever give that fat illiterate pig class. He has to bribe,threaten or pay for people to be around him Trashman Trumpty Dumpty. Offensive stench 24-7. 🤮🤮🦨 Old shit bag.

🤣

🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Oh Stanley!

No one on hgtv would have advised the golden mess he's making. I'm positive he's channeling Louis XVI

Disagree. He clearly needs to watch more HGTV.

Watching HGTV could be mistaken for listening to people who know more than him in a topic and he can't let that leak. This is just the ugly darkness in an awful human's head.

Ur right.

Looks like rows of orange dildos.

LOOKS LIKE A GIANT PATIO OF BUTT PLUGS

The bumbershoots that look like elongated mushrooms are representative of Repubycans. They are in the dark dining on 🐮💩.

Perfect break space for your next sales conference!

Gods I hope they can fix it in 3 or so years

Shite

That’s gonna have to be in the top 10 on the agenda when a new normal President comes in. My God that is horrendous that is so bad.

Looks like a bunch of gold dildos.

😂

Lol 😆😂 am new in here beautiful trying to make genuine friends with carefulness

😂

That was my first thought, too! 🤣😂🤬

🤣🤣🤣

I had to do a double take.

Exactly‼️

That was my first thought!

Outstanding!

Love the Newsom memes! I’ve got quite a collection. He knows how to troll the troll!

Reminds one of Kubrick’s deliberate tawdry set design in A Clockwork Orange. The obscene orange indeed. @foreignsubstance.bsky.social

Apropos

That's what I was thinking

My thoughts exactly

My thoughts exactly

For someone with a very, very enlarged arse* from years of abuse. Oh hang on, who lives there again? * "ass-hole" for yingees

EXACTLY what I thought.

From a rose garden to a paved dick deck. 🤦‍♂️🖕🍊💩🤡

.. Looks like a Zonk prize from Let's Make a Deal.

Mierd a lago

Yellow dicks on tables, ugly!

He's taking over all of D.C.

Well, it is inspired by Floridian-Yuppie-Asshole.

What's with all the yellow with white striped dildos? Maga!

A rose garden without roses. Only something Trump would do. 😠

It looks like an outdoor area at a resort..was that the look they were going for? What did it look like before?

Jackie Kennedy’s on the left, Melanie’s ridiculous revision on the right.

They should put up a tiny little umbrella that models Trump’s “size”.

They use those for the stir sticks in the tiny little margaritas…

So ugly. So tacky. So Trump.

Very tacky!

Prelude to the human chess board. 🤬 #ItHasHappenedHere

It looks like a bunch of cheeto penis’ sitting on tables 😳

So it’s not just me!

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻👍🏻

The umbrellas look like giant dildos.

So does the owner.

The current occupant, they need to make him pay for all the restoration work that will be needed.

Imbecile Orange's taste in his office and this tasteless rework of the Rose Garden show his mind's eye is consistently shitty ... goes with his shit for brains ...

The White House completes its tradition from the People's House to a tacky private country club.

*transition Where is that edit button?

It's not a rose garden it's a hotel terrace with no character!

I hope he throws a 'party' and no one shows up

America's bad karma is coming due, and it has decided to mock us, mercilessly.

Where's the tiki bar with fake bamboo and plastic ferns? How could they have failed to capture the full experience?

It's the Mushroom Garden now.

What a shame.

More like “blows garden” imeanamiright?

what’s with all the golden dildos

The regime is a bunch of dicks, so this is appropriate.

Patio furniture with a golden penis vibe…

Hey look! Golden penis umbrellas!

When are they putting in the swimming pool with the big dolphin fountains in the middle?

Little boys peeing…

How apropos! Looks like a bunch of dicks on sticks.

🤭

That view of white tables on white concrete for all the white people this 💩racist imbecile entertains (because he insults black guests because they speak English so beautifully) 🤬is so horrible to look at! This GOP 🤡Admin destroyed beauty to make a patio that looks like it would be behind a barn!

ICK!! They hate living things.

What was done...can be undone.

If Trump gets his way, he will have a “spa” put in next to the new ballroom, and will put Ghislaine Maxwell in charge of it.

So now serving brunch?

🤮🤮

Courtyard by Marriot (tm)

Those umbrellas look phallic, how appropriate.

Ugh

If he doesn't leave peacefully, then it falls upon We, The People of the USA, to drag his fat, putrid orange ass out kicking and screaming!

In the ‘60s ‘70s I grew up on a council ( section 8 ) estate . This is what the neighbours had in their back gardens . It looks just like old man Reeves’ back patio . Crikey , the memories .

It is hardly a comfortable setting.

Orange penises???

Are they offering table service?

He knows more about grass than Willie Nelson!

I love the golden dick table toppers

Looks like a pool deck at a Florida swingers resort

Sad to see.

When do they put the bar and hooker poles in ?

That'll be at the Kennedy Center.

Oh look, it's a penis garden.

just made a heat-sink and caused MORE water runoff

That's the new Trump Bistro where you can get a burned steak for $45.47. Sides and drinks are extra.

It’s so ugly

I look forward to a future REAL president bulldozing this and having a rose garden again.

I look forward to a real president.

Phallic reminders of criminal actions instead of the beauty of living roses on the bloom. Removing innocence. Replacing with violence.

Giant penis'. Just like Trump.

All it’s missing is the “Cement Pond”

Merry Go Round

So disrespectful to Jackie.

Looks like a cheap 18 to 30s hotel

Did Rudy Giuliani move his dildo shop to the backyard of the White House?

I believe his staff thought this up to make him think he's at Mara-pedo when he's sundowning each night.

Typical.

What he couldn’t afford more gold? Tell him to shut down another department

How much did this ridiculous outdoor cafe' cost the taxpayers?... Bring back the 🌹 Garden!!

Classless

Looks he stuck yellow/gold penises on those card tables. Such class.

Did you see clips of his rally when he talked about Arnold Palmer’s junk?

Check out this comparison: www.thedailybeast.com/new-addition...

Tiki hut is coming soon.

It looks like a bunch of dildos

Ewwww!

Gross

but how are the onion rings???

Just like a cheap, tacky, budget hotel on holiday ⛱️😂

The hideousness is spreading like black mold.

A tacky hotel themed White House.

Donald Trump Said ! " I Want to Have Lots of Kids Parties" !

Donald Trump said ! "Now we can park about 25 Teslas in our New Rose Garden Parking Lot"!

Donald Trump said ! "We had to Destroy the Rose Garden to Save It from the Libs" !

Turned it into a bar grill patio.

Cocks …for cocks

It's hideous.

Wait til you see that big beautiful ballroom full of tacky cheap gilded gold. They said Sir, with tears in their eyes, we’ve never seen anything like it! LMAO.

Also the drains around the perimeter are designed as American flags and presidential seal which is apt

Trump and his prostitute wife have absolutely no class! Why would they? America.. how could you let this happen??

It is so gross. It looks like someone's graduation party is about to happen

Designed by Tacky. Maybe if he wastes more taxpayer dollars and add gold leaf. It used to be beautiful. People think he has an eye for design? Not seeing it. Ugly.

He just has to have his stamp on everything that was named after a previous president or first lady?

The man is an escaped mental patient.

In line with removing green, living, and beautiful flowing plants, trees, and lawns with a heat sink concrete field that needed drainage to prevent flooding. Everything a more natural garden provides.

White House is now a sidewalk cafe?

I honestly thought this was one of your photoshops at first. Jackie Kennedy's ghost should come out and kick all their asses.

With the golden penises.

All he really did was take away grass…

White trash with money

He made a restaurant out of it. Shameful.

What an embarrassment

This done by the man who knows more than anyone about grass.LOL

He spends more f-in' time at Maralardo golfing than he does in the White House. Why couldn't he just stay down there with his identical phallic patio rather than defacing the people's house?

Obviously, he’s planning to sell sitting at premium fees.

Omg that's real??? I thought that was an AI joke. Yellow and white stripes???? Oh dear god. It looks like there should be a ferris wheel and carousel in the background. 🙃🤡

He was going for more "gold" cuz for him, everything is about gold!

Well they already have the shmultz of a traveling circus. Which is admittedly not fair to traveling circus(es)

🤣 truth!

You can take the boy out of Queens, but you can’t take Queens out of the boy.

Is the felon going to start catering events there?

Be a perfect place for a flamethrower party.

Looks Russian to me.

The Beverly Hillbillies comes to mind.

Who's going to use that terrace that we need all those tables with umbrellas? Just curious.

Fox news journalist?? On their lunch break.

Marred-a-lot-o.

The self proclaimed expert on grass eliminates all of the grass.

The roses in the window box have tilted to one side.

The music 🎶 🎵 👌

♥️

Everything he does is tacky, gaudy, garish, inappropriate 🙉

Can you say ‘blah’ ?

The White House is now a Del Webb community

Tomb of the rose garden

🔥😂

Mar a lago north. Bet he’s gonna charge a membership fee to have lunch there.

The Pedo Patio.

Bleak and desolate. Just like his frozen heart.

.

NOBODY DOES TACKY AS WELL AS HE DOES!

Wow, it's a bistro, in a park, next to the beach. And that color on the umbrellas is eerily similar to the mustard-ochre-tangerine hue that is slathered on the POTOID. That is some ugly improvements.

RIP

Ridiculously FUGLY! We are going to need a BIGGER dumpster and some really experienced landscaper when the FELON is gone!

it’s blinding and likely uncomfortably hot but I guess these people are used to the heat of Hell anyway.

And metal chairs. Here’s to their asses getting roasted.