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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social

The FBI just scrapped its decades-old bachelor’s degree requirement for recruits—and slashed academy training from 18 weeks to 8. What could go wrong? www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/sh...

aug 25, 2025, 8:18 pm • 1,534 680

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Erin @erinmaureen17.bsky.social

Sounds like the police academy. You don’t have to have a degree and their training is way too short. Why do lawyers have to go through 7 years of school to practice law, but cops are handed a gun and badge after a few months to enforce the law?

aug 26, 2025, 1:45 am • 1 0 • view
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Arcade @arcadesrevenge.bsky.social

Those FBI agents are going to get the shit beaten out of them or worse the moment they step onto the streets.

aug 25, 2025, 8:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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marcosantana @marcosantana.bsky.social

If you are dumber than fuck your can be like Kash? Is that the messy they are sending?

aug 25, 2025, 9:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hope @withhopeorwithout.bsky.social

To qualify all you really need is a 6th grade education, the ability to climb a gym rope and must always wear a red MAGA hat to bed.

aug 26, 2025, 10:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Flemming Madsen 🇩🇰 @tazornissen.bsky.social

"Make FBI dumb again".. just not a good slogan

aug 26, 2025, 11:19 am • 0 0 • view
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CatVanDooh @catvandooh.bsky.social

Funny how incompetent leaders always feel safer surrounded by folks dumber than they are. Kash Pitiful needs 'em scratching their asses and grunting. 🚬😎

aug 25, 2025, 9:08 pm • 3 0 • view
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snowydai.bsky.social @snowydai.bsky.social

And you’re going to tell me that’s the eyes and face of a normal sane thinking man 😂 Hell no

aug 25, 2025, 10:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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proton256.bsky.social @proton256.bsky.social

Looks like he took a peek at the Medusa.

aug 25, 2025, 11:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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snowydai.bsky.social @snowydai.bsky.social

😂

aug 25, 2025, 11:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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HUMBLE PIE @hughbtruthful.bsky.social

Fucking clowns.

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aug 26, 2025, 11:27 am • 0 0 • view
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This We’ll Defend @thiswewilldefend.bsky.social

If you lower the educational requirements for application, it necessitates reducing the training time from 18 to 8 weeks … … because the new agents are not really “learners”, not really into reading and that whole education thing.

aug 25, 2025, 11:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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rayinrichmond.bsky.social @rayinrichmond.bsky.social

Good luck America. 🫤

aug 25, 2025, 11:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mā′hĕm @mayhem4eva.bsky.social

aug 25, 2025, 9:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dave @oxcub311.bsky.social

Gotta give jobs to all those J6 rioters. Why else?

aug 26, 2025, 1:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Eliana @otrodia.bsky.social

#FuckTrump

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aug 25, 2025, 8:32 pm • 49 6 • view
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carolskorner.bsky.social @carolskorner.bsky.social

He didn't pay her anything at the time.

aug 26, 2025, 1:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Eliana @otrodia.bsky.social

fartface is well known to stiff his contractors

aug 26, 2025, 4:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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dirkelee.bsky.social @dirkelee.bsky.social

"Meritocracy??? Who in the current Administration has any proven merit for the job they hold???😲

aug 27, 2025, 5:56 am • 0 0 • view
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Flint @colonycollapse.bsky.social

You don’t need a degree to kick in the doors of your political rivals.

aug 26, 2025, 3:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Moi c’est Glenn @oldest40yearold.bsky.social

Did they also scrap the drug usage restrictions?

aug 25, 2025, 9:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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genxjennifer.bsky.social @genxjennifer.bsky.social

I knew people that obtained masters and law degrees to qualify for the FBI. They didn’t join to be glorified security guards and beat cops in tourist towns.

aug 25, 2025, 11:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Élie Charest @eliecharest.bsky.social

Oh yeah, those recruits are *totally* going to get respected by their peers.

aug 25, 2025, 10:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Amy 💙💙💙 @amy4opus.bsky.social

Thug-ification

aug 25, 2025, 8:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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The_truthurts @ohyeahisee.bsky.social

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aug 26, 2025, 2:29 am • 0 0 • view
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CatzDad @catzinthehouz.bsky.social

Army basic training takes longer.

aug 26, 2025, 8:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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PJ @pj-ensw.bsky.social

If a Gypsy can be an FBI director, who needs education and training then? 😂

aug 25, 2025, 11:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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salazarkat.bsky.social @salazarkat.bsky.social

I wonder if they would accept a slightly overweight 64 year old with a bad hip? Just asking for a friend.

aug 25, 2025, 11:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Psycho Pete @psychopete.bsky.social

Will they take a degree from Trump university?

aug 26, 2025, 12:20 am • 0 0 • view
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The Barbegazi @thebarbegazi.bsky.social

So... less than what DEI called for, with lower standards to allow garbage people to thrive. Shocker.

aug 25, 2025, 9:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Josephine Imperato @bakingfool.bsky.social

I guess Patel wants to match the sub-standard requirements of this Administration.

aug 25, 2025, 8:54 pm • 11 0 • view
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George @retiredsurgassist.bsky.social

We shouldn't be surprised that the bar is being lowered to become an FBI agent. The bar is already on the ground to become a republican.

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aug 25, 2025, 8:21 pm • 51 10 • view
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Themdragons @themdragons.bsky.social

How about the bar to become president? How many felonies do you need, how many children must you abuse?

aug 25, 2025, 10:23 pm • 18 1 • view
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Caffeine @gimmecofferplz.bsky.social

An expendable thug force requires little education or training

aug 25, 2025, 8:23 pm • 11 0 • view
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Ben Thomas @benjaminthomas.bsky.social

When this admin does the opposite of what it said it would, that’s not irony, it’s fraud.

aug 26, 2025, 11:03 am • 0 0 • view
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Fred Cruz @fredcruz.bsky.social

The director and the assistant director are incompetent AF so it all makes sense.

aug 26, 2025, 1:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Joelene (Mom of 4 dogs )📎 @joeleneoooo.bsky.social

Magats don’t have college degrees that’s why. Gotta lower the standards to fit the slop they hire

aug 26, 2025, 2:38 am • 0 0 • view
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🐈‍⬛ ChrisCat 🦋💙 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🇨🇭🚨✊🏻🐈‍⬛ @chriscat.bsky.social

He looks cross-eyed.

aug 25, 2025, 9:01 pm • 3 0 • view
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RUKiddingMeQ @rukiddingmeq.bsky.social

You know all those people who become security guards because they couldn't become agents due to being mentally unstable? Welcome to the FBI!

aug 26, 2025, 1:23 am • 1 0 • view
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stephbeemer.bsky.social @stephbeemer.bsky.social

This guy is a total dork

aug 26, 2025, 3:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Matt Silberstein @matt4c.bsky.social

I guess it's perfect if you are only seeking out those who will practice forceful policing (thugs) vs sound investigative work (criminal justice).

aug 25, 2025, 9:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Oink @oinkjohnsoniii.bsky.social

Merit based! Merit based! 🙄....only the best people. 😑

aug 25, 2025, 8:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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Trifid Duane of Canada🍁🇨🇦 @trifidofcanada.bsky.social

Federal Bureau of Imbeciles...

aug 25, 2025, 8:35 pm • 23 3 • view
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GilmourAndPinkFloydFan @davidgilmourfan.bsky.social

God, how far we have fallen here. It's heartbreaking.

aug 26, 2025, 12:10 am • 7 0 • view
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Ruth M @rmano.bsky.social

That's right!😖💯‼️

aug 26, 2025, 12:09 am • 1 0 • view
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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social

I always wondered what happened to the slow kids in high school now I know !

aug 25, 2025, 9:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Amy B 🌱💙📎#releasetheEpsteinfilesnow @beachandtreesplz.bsky.social

Sounds about the same as the 🧊 requirements?

aug 25, 2025, 8:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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M B L @happycampermama.bsky.social

Going to make Ruby Ridge and Waco look like picnics.

aug 25, 2025, 9:27 pm • 5 0 • view
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i_gvf 🇨🇦 @i-gvf.bsky.social

Do you love Trump? Yes - You're hired No - Investigated by the guy who said Yes

aug 25, 2025, 10:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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BlueWarriorVA @bluewarriorva.bsky.social

Nothing ... nothing could go wrong

aug 26, 2025, 9:06 am • 0 0 • view
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G What? @gwwest.bsky.social

For an administration that campaigned on anti-DEI this is an inverse perversion by the perverted. So do we guess as long as they are maga-loyal & white they pass? If they look like Kash do they have to do extracurricular or just extra drug screening? That guy always looks out of his mind.

aug 25, 2025, 9:02 pm • 5 0 • view
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Cognitive Reboot @cognigens.bsky.social

Overtraining recruits to be brutal thugs is just not cost effective.

aug 26, 2025, 3:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Themdragons @themdragons.bsky.social

Dumb it down and kill the credibility of the institution!

aug 25, 2025, 10:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ecoprairiepainter @ecoprairiepainter.bsky.social

Jethro Bodean and his merry band of fuckwits

aug 25, 2025, 11:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Toxic Revenger @rudeboy99.bsky.social

Donald J Trump, Corruptor in Chief...everything he touches, turns to shit.

aug 26, 2025, 4:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Invisible Sky Wizard @invisibleskywizard.bsky.social

“I love the poorly educated.”

aug 26, 2025, 2:08 am • 1 0 • view
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social

Lawless crime syndicate Kash Patel- Coup ringleader. He & Chris Miller delayed response during Jan6 Insurrection. Also involved in Classified Docs case. Perjury in Colorado case. Never held accountable.

aug 25, 2025, 8:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Still Wearing A Loud Necklace @acharmingbracelet.bsky.social

Please tell me this is The Onion.

aug 25, 2025, 9:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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thismighthurtalot.bsky.social @thismighthurtalot.bsky.social

They should also not hire democrats period. Due to lawless behavior

aug 25, 2025, 11:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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OTM_underground @otmunderground.bsky.social

They forget the brown guy in charge is one of them and rat him out to ICE?

aug 25, 2025, 11:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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CJ @cjistired.bsky.social

They want to train new recruits to just follow orders. I can’t think of another valid reason for theses changes.

aug 25, 2025, 8:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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brosekobrin.bsky.social @brosekobrin.bsky.social

Patel…..ignorant asshole!

aug 25, 2025, 9:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cheryl McNeilly @cherylmcneillyphd.bsky.social

I just listened to Andy McCabe (former FBI deputy director and very smart) on the Unjustified podcast. He had a few things to say about this. It was kind of painful to hear, frankly. Their training program is legendary for good reason.

aug 26, 2025, 1:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Mothership14 @mothership14.bsky.social

This is obviously da serous for citizens of this country, but it's dangerous for these new essentially untrained personnel as well.

aug 26, 2025, 7:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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EWoolfolk @wonderful1.bsky.social

Dumbing down with the dummies

aug 26, 2025, 12:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Beverly @beverlybluewave.bsky.social

They’re building a force of followers. No brains. Just do and think what they’re told. Dummies collecting a paycheck.

aug 25, 2025, 10:16 pm • 6 0 • view
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Callinectes Sapidus @csapidus.bsky.social

It's opposite-speak all the way around.

aug 25, 2025, 10:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Not on the LIST @whardy.bsky.social

Mall cops assemble!

aug 25, 2025, 8:44 pm • 5 0 • view
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justbegreene.bsky.social @justbegreene.bsky.social

OMFG

aug 25, 2025, 8:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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jmptahoe.bsky.social @jmptahoe.bsky.social

training to be a thug takes less education than training to be an investigator

aug 25, 2025, 9:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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RogersIvy @rogersivy.bsky.social

Proving once again. They dont know WTF they're doing. Distract, deflect and destroying.😟😳👎

aug 25, 2025, 9:42 pm • 3 1 • view
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JF 🇨🇦 @gijoke.bsky.social

New requirement: have both eyes in the same socket.

aug 25, 2025, 10:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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JB💙💙💙💙💙💙 @oldbym.bsky.social

The dumber they are, the easier it is to convince them to do unlawful acts. Makes sense. 👀

aug 25, 2025, 8:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sven Johanson 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @svenjohanson.bsky.social

So local cops are better trained? “Awesome.”

aug 25, 2025, 8:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Norraf @bookofnorraf.bsky.social

When dipshit maga is your base and the rancid pool you have to draw from...yeah, you WILL need to lower all the standards. I'm shocked they haven't done recruitment drives directly at kkk gatherings and cross-burnings.

aug 25, 2025, 11:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jay Lee @jayleec.bsky.social

I'm sorry. All I see is a cross-eyed Oompa Loompa. No offense meant to Oompa Loompas.

aug 25, 2025, 8:49 pm • 3 0 • view
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Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social

You gotta be shitting me

aug 25, 2025, 8:26 pm • 9 0 • view
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Wolverines • Resist @wolverinesresist.bsky.social

Man, future FBI shows are going to be stupid

aug 25, 2025, 8:35 pm • 29 0 • view
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woodsman5.bsky.social @woodsman5.bsky.social

Criminal minds mixed with Dukes of Hazard

aug 25, 2025, 11:34 pm • 10 0 • view
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MartinLauffer @martinlauffer.bsky.social

Agent Boss Hogg, at yo service…

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aug 26, 2025, 5:37 am • 8 0 • view
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Iconmom @iconmom9.bsky.social

Everything. What a shame this administration is low functioning low IQ’s , bottom leadership For Sure.

aug 25, 2025, 10:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Zusan7 @zusan7.bsky.social

Easier for the arrested charges to be thrown out of court

aug 25, 2025, 8:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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@katcast210 @katcast210.bsky.social

I would say it will get us attacked. However, any aggressor with half a brain could see we are already being attacked, from within.

aug 26, 2025, 10:49 am • 0 0 • view
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TC @sftlm.bsky.social

For some reason, the nation's changes to the agencies that protect our security just make me feel less safe. Keep wondering if this leaves us open to another 9/11, or some type of cyber disaster.

aug 25, 2025, 9:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Drjohnrock @drjohnrock.bsky.social

So now the FBI will be another source for Trump’s goon squad, just like ICE.

aug 26, 2025, 8:31 am • 0 0 • view
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damace.bsky.social @damace.bsky.social

Unreal. We are less safe, less free, less healthy and have less money.

aug 26, 2025, 6:54 am • 0 0 • view
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jotata75.bsky.social @jotata75.bsky.social

Guess what? Qualified people don’t want to work for the pos Ka$h

aug 25, 2025, 8:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Captain Canuck🍁 @greasyswede.bsky.social

aug 25, 2025, 10:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Isa G @mom2bruce.bsky.social

Pfffft my manicurist gets more required education FFS

aug 25, 2025, 9:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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John K. @jf23.bsky.social

America is unreal

aug 25, 2025, 8:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Will Taylor @wtaylor67.bsky.social

Only the best people

aug 26, 2025, 3:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Linda @unewme.bsky.social

In my heart of hearts, I pray there is a shadow FBI in training to take the imbeciles on. The men and women who were fbi agents, and those who would meet the former criteria.

aug 26, 2025, 2:03 am • 1 0 • view
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Karin with an I on humanity 🇨🇦 Part Owner of Canada @karcanada.bsky.social

To take them out!

aug 26, 2025, 2:40 am • 0 0 • view
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Andrew Lissiman @andrewlissiman.bsky.social

The culture of organisations starts at the top. The standards set by leaders are an example for all. So when POTUS is a convicted felon with terrible morals.. US - unambiguously stupid

aug 25, 2025, 11:09 pm • 4 0 • view
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Suzanner @susersuzanner.bsky.social

Omg. Make it stop.

aug 26, 2025, 5:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Chris Shackley @cshackley.bsky.social

Education is a risk factor in fascist regimes.

aug 25, 2025, 9:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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Steph K @gnomeledy2.bsky.social

Too bad this isn't the kind of training the SS- which provides security doesn't get.

aug 25, 2025, 9:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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proton256.bsky.social @proton256.bsky.social

Don't worry. I'm sure they will post someone of Big Balls stature to oversee the new crop of High School dropout recruits. Oh wait - they all work for ICE and DHS. Well gramps needs something to do after his Walmart greeter shift is done.

aug 25, 2025, 11:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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Spooky Ninja @spookyninja3d.com

Once ICE is disbanded they’ll all be running (waddling) to join the FBI instead 🤣

aug 25, 2025, 10:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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Discount Ferik Jurgen @discountguardsman.bsky.social

Or advertising their services as “consultants” or “technical advisors” for crappy tv shows! 🤣

aug 25, 2025, 10:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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vbarrington @vbarrington.bsky.social

Signing up with their mark.

aug 26, 2025, 1:04 am • 1 0 • view
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Spooky Ninja @spookyninja3d.com

It’ll be a swastika instead of an X 😂😂😂

aug 26, 2025, 8:37 am • 1 0 • view
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JAM @giuliana63.bsky.social

Everything.

aug 25, 2025, 10:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Piper Zoe @piperzoe.bsky.social

WTF!

aug 25, 2025, 11:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rick Downer @rkdowner.bsky.social

Too smart to be a cop? Not smart enough for the CIA? Have we got a job for you!

aug 25, 2025, 10:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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john doe @thebodyfarm.bsky.social

Out with the old... in with the new

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aug 25, 2025, 8:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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L. P. Forrester @lpforrester.bsky.social

They're looking for thugs. An education isn't required for brutality and lawlessness.

aug 25, 2025, 10:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Professor Fate @professorfate.bsky.social

cf: McNamara's Morons vvaveteran.org/36-3/36-3_mo...

aug 25, 2025, 10:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Truther_Dare @truther-dare.bsky.social

There is no returning from this shit. The normal you knew. Or thought you knew. Is never coming back.

aug 25, 2025, 8:34 pm • 14 3 • view
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2CentNuisance @2centsnuisance.bsky.social

This guy can see who he hired and it’s outcome at the same time

aug 25, 2025, 9:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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golferjones.bsky.social @golferjones.bsky.social

aug 25, 2025, 10:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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erickbt.bsky.social @erickbt.bsky.social

😂😂😂 Nail beauticians have stronger requirements

aug 25, 2025, 8:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social

If by wrong do you mean those boys with short fuses start violence and then Orange Poopy Pants sends on the military and declares Martial Law? Yeah, that's the plan. And it will work. I haven't heard of a single solution to that outcome. Someone prove me wrong.

aug 26, 2025, 2:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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I'm V and Sunny is my ❤️ 🐾🐾 @veronicasam13.bsky.social

OMG. Every PTSD reject from cop school will think they're Elliot Ness, but not nice!!

aug 25, 2025, 9:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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Driver9 @driver9.bsky.social

Lowering academic and intellect standards is a prerequisite for filling the ranks of the FBI with low IQ Trump supporters. Patel and every other member of this criminal administration all need to be locked up in prison for life.

aug 25, 2025, 9:41 pm • 18 5 • view
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Majhium @majhium.bsky.social

A donkey by any other name.

aug 26, 2025, 2:18 am • 0 0 • view
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Marella @marellaishere.bsky.social

Shocking. These persons should work successfully against criminals? Are your political leaders strong consumers of crime series (netflix, prime, Disney...)? Real police work is otherwise. Are their bodyguards also only with 8 weeks training? If not, they only wants Security for themselves.

aug 25, 2025, 8:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social

You’ll wind up with an entire agency filled with Gary Busey’s and Keanu Reaves’.

aug 25, 2025, 8:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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FatLil6ringo @pr0j3ctmayhem.bsky.social

I personally don't have the ability for this, but everything they do, seize their momentum and turn it on its head. This is an opportunity. INFILTRATE. The fckn fbi will not be doing legit ✔️s Yes i wish i had the ability myself. Anonymous, please help us fill out about 50 million applications.

aug 25, 2025, 9:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Resistance CO 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @theresistanceco.bsky.social

You can be cross eyed too!

aug 25, 2025, 8:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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steve3797.bsky.social @steve3797.bsky.social

.. His eyes look better here ... Looked like he was in a K-Hole the other day ... Bug Eyes ..

aug 25, 2025, 8:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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Klownkiller @get1957.bsky.social

We’re abt to have the ‘poorly educated’ as our principal crime fighters…dumb chasing the dumber…smfh

aug 25, 2025, 9:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social

Be honest. Given the change in job descriptions, a new FBI recruit needs only a 2-day orientation and some tommy guns.

aug 25, 2025, 8:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kelly R @klr6773.bsky.social

They're going to recruit all of the testosterone driven psychopaths that couldn't pass the evals to become a cop.

aug 25, 2025, 8:46 pm • 17 0 • view
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circlelady.bsky.social @circlelady.bsky.social

People will be disappeared or murdered.

aug 25, 2025, 9:21 pm • 6 0 • view
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Libforce One 🇺🇦🇹🇼🇵🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🚫卐 @libforce1.bsky.social

Only 2% of Trumpists have a Bachelor's

aug 26, 2025, 2:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social

Federal Bumbler Investigations

aug 26, 2025, 6:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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cavalrygreek @cavalrygreek.bsky.social

Is the training now moved to Vegas?🤣😅😆😂

aug 25, 2025, 11:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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bethd111.bsky.social @bethd111.bsky.social

🥺

aug 25, 2025, 8:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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StrikeNow @citizensstrike2025.bsky.social

Nothing good🙄 JFC

aug 25, 2025, 8:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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🇺🇦🇨🇦Vieux Quelque Chose @vieuxquelquechose.bsky.social

You're gonna get loads of angry overweight adulescent incels.

aug 25, 2025, 9:18 pm • 4 0 • view
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vbarrington @vbarrington.bsky.social

I will bet that the Jan 6 mob are already in line.

aug 26, 2025, 1:01 am • 1 0 • view
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Brutal Realist @brutalrealist.bsky.social

Crazy eyes is unfit.

aug 25, 2025, 10:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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notesofland.bsky.social @notesofland.bsky.social

Government needs well trained qualified individuals, who have integrity and competence, otherwise many people will be harmed.

aug 25, 2025, 9:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Secret_Squirre1 @secretsquirre1.bsky.social

Can I smoke weed or nah?

aug 26, 2025, 1:13 am • 1 0 • view
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social

Calling all Pride Boys 😮‍💨

aug 25, 2025, 8:19 pm • 53 2 • view
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Ruth M @rmano.bsky.social

This won't be the only requirement they drop, how else will guys like Dean Cain and the Proud Boys get in.🙄

aug 26, 2025, 12:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Gold Country Rich @goldcountryrich.bsky.social

What could go wrong? A whole new low level of IQ on the job...

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aug 25, 2025, 10:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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LAWomanRising @lawomanrising.bsky.social

All you have to do is pass a loyalty test to the king.

aug 25, 2025, 9:29 pm • 2 0 • view
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Bonnie Engle @lunatic546.bsky.social

California: 6months for police and highway patrol. 10&1/2 months for a cosmetology license👮✂️ 🤷🏻‍♀️

aug 25, 2025, 8:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ms. Mulligan @msmulligan.bsky.social

We went from a capable Clarice Starling to "I applied for this because it sounds neater than working at Hardees."

aug 25, 2025, 8:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sean P. @splogal.bsky.social

Could it be the available work force that could pass #FBI hiring criteria does not give two shits about working with or for these cabinet lunatics? Lowering the hiring age is the only solution lesser experienced managers could conjure up. This will end badly.

aug 25, 2025, 8:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Shoshie Rules @shoshierules.bsky.social

Next thing you know, he will make Harvard will award degrees to certain students who have a D- average...

aug 25, 2025, 8:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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bizbodeity.bsky.social @bizbodeity.bsky.social

Clearly, looking at many of the Harvard graduates in Congress, they should not have been able to graduate.

aug 25, 2025, 8:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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One of many.... @shari-in-the-sky.bsky.social

So, DEI?

aug 25, 2025, 9:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Judy Rauppius @birdlover63.bsky.social

Absolutely nothing, right?

aug 26, 2025, 12:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Doc West @docwest.bsky.social

Just means less time learning what is illegal and can scrap classes on the Constitution

aug 25, 2025, 8:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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M M Carter @mad-dem.bsky.social

They want the same kind of idiots who’ve joined ICE🤬🤬🤬🤬

aug 25, 2025, 9:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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patronzo @patronzo1.bsky.social

Next on Criminal Minds: the criminals are working down the hall

aug 25, 2025, 8:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gisella Perl 🇨🇦 @gisellaperl.bsky.social

Watch the incells flock to join! They're protecting CHILD RAPISTS! It's a great look. 👍

aug 25, 2025, 9:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mike in Montana @mikeinmt.bsky.social

FYI- even the BA minimum was a drop from the old standards of law degree, Accounting degree, or MA.

aug 26, 2025, 3:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mike in Montana @mikeinmt.bsky.social

Lower IQs are more comfortable with violence and will follow any order no matter how illegal. German police agencies did the same from 1933 on. Got rid of the educated professionals and brought in the moron thugs.

aug 26, 2025, 3:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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plantlvr.bsky.social @plantlvr.bsky.social

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Lord Malignance @lordmalignance.bsky.social

Ok, hear me out, FBI, if you're reading this. One has a somewhat notorious career in the Underworld. Some of those unsolved crimes? Who really Knows about those. But can you Imagine what organized crime With a badge could Do? And not that effete Wall Street crime. One means a bit of Business.

aug 25, 2025, 9:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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anneannapolis.bsky.social @anneannapolis.bsky.social

WTF

aug 25, 2025, 10:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Abigail Colter @abigailcolter.bsky.social

Trump loves the uneducated, and welcomes people, white preferably, who are blissfully unaware of their own incompetence. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

aug 25, 2025, 8:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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ChrisBJC @christufarr.bsky.social

When we were kids, the joke was that FBI stood for Fart Blowing Idiots. Turns out it was true.

aug 26, 2025, 6:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bmandiego @bmandiego.bsky.social

wow. They obviously want people who can be influenced, not people who can think for themselves. ICE 2.0

aug 25, 2025, 9:17 pm • 2 0 • view
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FrankoAmericanChefBoyardee @frankoamerican.bsky.social

Donald Trump is lowered the standards of America. We’re a cess pool of dirt bags and criminals.

aug 25, 2025, 10:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Frolicking Gadfly @frolickinggadfly.bsky.social

There's going to be a surge in Barney Fife field agents. It's a crude way to degrade the agency from within and weaken it's mission, but effective. And with that buggy-eyed, mentally unbalanced poser Kash Patel running the show, I'm certain it will go swimmingly well. 🫤

aug 25, 2025, 9:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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smithjohnny.bsky.social @smithjohnny.bsky.social

This is unbelievable. They are looking to hire those cops from Mayberry.

aug 25, 2025, 9:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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princeofpecanst.bsky.social @princeofpecanst.bsky.social

Hashish can't have agents smarter than himself🫤

aug 26, 2025, 4:46 am • 0 0 • view
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Grolaw 🌐🇺🇦🇲🇽🇨🇦 @grolaw-me.bsky.social

⚡️⚡️ Is their new logo.

aug 25, 2025, 8:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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KJG @00kjg.bsky.social

Of course they did. How else can Trump hire J6ers to the FBI?

aug 25, 2025, 9:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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AnonSnark @anonsnark.com

fbi has never been worth a warm bucket of spit though. degrees or not. an agency that started w j edgar hoover in a ball gown using agents to make porn of his enemies while denying the existence of the mafia while tossing kids in prison for partying for FIFTY YEARS as epstien cavorted can fkn go

aug 25, 2025, 8:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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circlelady.bsky.social @circlelady.bsky.social

They want no-nothings. Will be like the Keystone Cops.

aug 25, 2025, 9:18 pm • 3 0 • view
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🇨🇦 @missbianca25.bsky.social

Jeezus

aug 26, 2025, 12:40 am • 0 0 • view
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BB79 @beachbums79.bsky.social

Gotta get them Poud Bois and booogerlo sucker in there some how. those fucks could not qualify as a cop in lake city TN. The stupid is hilarious.

aug 26, 2025, 2:38 am • 0 0 • view
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Chaya 💪🌹DL @dodibes.bsky.social

In the land of the blind .....

aug 26, 2025, 12:21 am • 0 0 • view
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Live, love, drink wine @irmamarie1212.bsky.social

They don’t want anyone better qualified than ka$h. I also hear everyone will be required to look more crazy than ka$h.

aug 26, 2025, 2:42 am • 0 0 • view
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What’s Dat @too-young.bsky.social

They could turn out just like Patel

aug 25, 2025, 8:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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kaykenney.bsky.social @kaykenney.bsky.social

Because trump can't recruit elite, intelligent people.

aug 26, 2025, 12:38 am • 1 0 • view
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hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social

Wow gonna be a great time to commit interstate crime in the US. Sure hope nothing coming up that requires shipping massive amounts of weapons and explosives across state lines from red states to blue to fight against tyrants. Because the Feebs just got feebler

aug 25, 2025, 10:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social

FBI Fucking Brainwashed Imbeciles

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pls16.bsky.social @pls16.bsky.social

We are going to have a bunch of kids running around with weapons and thinking they are so cool

aug 25, 2025, 8:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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veronica biancalana 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇺🇦 🇳🇴 🇲🇽 🇩🇪 @vero1986.bsky.social

I thought they wre already at Rock bottom when he appointed this fuckwad. Good God.

aug 26, 2025, 12:52 am • 12 1 • view
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veronica biancalana 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇺🇦 🇳🇴 🇲🇽 🇩🇪 @vero1986.bsky.social

A fucking zombie weirdo is head of the FBI!

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Kimbee🍸666 @kimbee666.bsky.social

Why bother with any requirements? It's a never ending shit show.

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Sharon 🫶🏻💙🇺🇸🦋🍿 @sharonsf.bsky.social

JFC..

aug 26, 2025, 12:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Johnny Queer @queerboy66.bsky.social

aug 25, 2025, 9:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tim Edwards @timzero4.bsky.social

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Figplucker @birdmantt.bsky.social

They want 'em young and dumb and full of cum. Hitler did that too.

aug 25, 2025, 8:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Richard Olmsted @richardo60.bsky.social

Only the best people right now?

aug 26, 2025, 4:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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🇨🇦 Proud Canadian Atheist 🇨🇦 @proudatheist.bsky.social

Loves the poorly educated!!!

aug 25, 2025, 10:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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veritatemamo.bsky.social @veritatemamo.bsky.social

Bonkers.

aug 25, 2025, 9:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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John Kennedy @irishblessing.bsky.social

Creating an army of ignorance & intolerance——Aligned to the Dumb Fuck Dictator they will serve in the future.

aug 25, 2025, 8:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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Just_Vicki 🐾🎵💟🕉💙🌈🌻🇺🇲🇺🇦🇨🇦 @justvickimarie.bsky.social

So basically, any Yahoo with an axe to grind and a penchant for white nationalism and a pro at playing Call of Duty in their basement can apply! 🙄

aug 25, 2025, 8:33 pm • 28 0 • view
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☭ Bodily Autonomy For ALL 🏳️‍⚧️ @muthanature.bsky.social

Are you writing the job description for the FBI now?

aug 25, 2025, 8:53 pm • 13 0 • view
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searingblueburn.bsky.social @searingblueburn.bsky.social

#FBI #DOJ #SCOTUS protect the #PedophilePresident You just need to be ok with a child rapists Seems like a betrayal of non-pedo and non-raping Americans.Can’t trust any of the people that are supposed to be protecting citizens. How easy they were to turn #StarsandStripes are dying. For #Trumpstein

aug 25, 2025, 9:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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spacedentist.bsky.social @spacedentist.bsky.social

"Apperance must be sweaty and confused or open to be laminated"

aug 26, 2025, 8:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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☭ Bodily Autonomy For ALL 🏳️‍⚧️ @muthanature.bsky.social

I don't know what 'open to be laminated' is but I imagine it as being squeezed between 2 hot pieces of thick plastic, and I say, HELL YEAH!

aug 26, 2025, 10:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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spacedentist.bsky.social @spacedentist.bsky.social

It's a term I've seen on the internet ti describe the plastic surgery that many maga women and a few maga men (usually below 50s) get. I liken it to them self-mutilating as a signal of devotion to such incredible sin. That they are no longer human. They are something else.

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☭ Bodily Autonomy For ALL 🏳️‍⚧️ @muthanature.bsky.social

Thank you! I know what you mean now. They really do hate themselves a lot.

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Just_Vicki 🐾🎵💟🕉💙🌈🌻🇺🇲🇺🇦🇨🇦 @justvickimarie.bsky.social

I should! 😄

aug 25, 2025, 9:18 pm • 5 0 • view
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carolskorner.bsky.social @carolskorner.bsky.social

Don't forget to add, "Democrats need not apply."

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☭ Bodily Autonomy For ALL 🏳️‍⚧️ @muthanature.bsky.social

Complicit Democrats Preferred

aug 26, 2025, 4:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mike in Montana @mikeinmt.bsky.social

And you know they're all going to be white males- mostly southerners I would imagine.

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Just_Vicki 🐾🎵💟🕉💙🌈🌻🇺🇲🇺🇦🇨🇦 @justvickimarie.bsky.social

A majority will be J6 jack asses.

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Mickey’s favorite @momsapplepie.bsky.social

Don’t forget pledging unwavering loyalty to Dear Leader.

aug 25, 2025, 9:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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vbarrington @vbarrington.bsky.social

Yep.

aug 26, 2025, 12:58 am • 0 0 • view
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ashamedofrepubs.bsky.social @ashamedofrepubs.bsky.social

Liddle Kash has Michelle Bachmann's CRAZY EYES! This regime is filled with freaks of nature!

aug 25, 2025, 9:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Patrikya—not the spice @naturalbornklutz.bsky.social

So it takes the same requirements to work at Cracker Barrel as it does the FBI?

aug 25, 2025, 8:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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༺✿༻JeniFromCali ༺✿༻ @jenifromcali.bsky.social

And, hey! Here’s a gun — no training required.

aug 25, 2025, 9:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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CynicallyOptimistic @cautiousoptimistic.bsky.social

The dumbing-down of America continues. Poorly-educated people are more likely to be obedient servants of the dictator even when ordered to break the law.

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vbarrington @vbarrington.bsky.social

As does the third worlding of America.

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Gramophoneman @gramophoneman.bsky.social

Yep, easier to just have thugs

aug 25, 2025, 9:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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kberith @kberith.bsky.social

The lunatics are running the asylum.

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Mitchy Mitch @strykie187.bsky.social

Something fcked up every day. Jfc we cant have one day without more stupid nazi bullsht happening? Historically the FBI is the Republicans baby. They always fight tooth and nail for more more more. If trump is cutting the FBI as a republican, is it cuz he dosent want them used against him?

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kobywan.bsky.social @kobywan.bsky.social

My 18 y/o just started barber school. It's 9 months long and requires 1500 hours of training before they can test for their certification.

aug 25, 2025, 11:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Grandma Moses @beachreader60.bsky.social

It truly makes one wonder if there is a plan of some sort or is every decision simply random.

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MayhemMel! @melindameyer.bsky.social

And the 1 pull up requirement. The requirement Hegseth couldn't do.

aug 25, 2025, 9:10 pm • 6 0 • view
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JEB @jeb232.bsky.social

Rasing the standards by lowering them: that's the Trump philosophy in a nutshell.

aug 25, 2025, 10:18 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dlock @dalock.bsky.social

Other than everything?

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Al Cioppino @thebeallcurve.bsky.social

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/COINTEL... They had college degrees. I’d burn them since flags are off limits. They are both as useful as tits on a bull

aug 26, 2025, 3:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Al Cioppino @thebeallcurve.bsky.social

Nazis back in the FBI? As if they ever left

aug 26, 2025, 2:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mickey’s favorite @momsapplepie.bsky.social

More orcs for Sauron.

aug 25, 2025, 9:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bizazzle @bizazzle.bsky.social

Loyalty over qualifications is the standard for this regime.

aug 25, 2025, 9:24 pm • 2 1 • view
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Hecuba's Daughter @hecubasdaughter.bsky.social

What a disgrace this man is! But no different from anyone else in this administration. All working overtime to destroy country, with not a single peep from Republicans in Congress or Senate.

aug 25, 2025, 9:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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character-counts.bsky.social @character-counts.bsky.social

That’s an incredible salary for high school only. Yet teachers make half of that- literally, and require a degree. Go figure. Priorities?

aug 25, 2025, 8:43 pm • 5 0 • view
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dbstewart_tn @adavelikeanyother.bsky.social

Full Blown Incompetency. Much like ICE, but may also be allowed to wear Jedgar's silky undies.

aug 26, 2025, 1:20 am • 1 0 • view
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naturallywild.bsky.social @naturallywild.bsky.social

Water seeks it's own level

aug 25, 2025, 8:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social

"Famous But Incompetent" takes on a whole new meaning.

aug 25, 2025, 11:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kolshack @redsun76.bsky.social

"They could also lay off all those background check investigators"...Trump probably

aug 26, 2025, 1:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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probon.bsky.social @probon.bsky.social

Realizing that half of his cabinet would not qualify to get any of the jobs that they supervised... Trump took a radical shift to Bro-ocracy. Elon would (and maybe did) approve.

aug 26, 2025, 2:36 am • 0 0 • view
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Kenneth Charles Lee🇨🇦 @kennethclee.bsky.social

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💙PaTresha 💙🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇦 @patresha10.bsky.social

Yikes 😳

aug 27, 2025, 5:19 am • 1 0 • view