3 step tax plan: 1. Lure the billionaires into a tube 2. Put the tube in very deep water 3. Use the abandoned billions on public works
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Love it. Let's call it the The Subaquatic Redistribution Act (SRA), because no law gets passed without a zippy name or acronym.
jul 28, 2025, 7:04 pm • 6 0 • view
I regret to inform you that in this, the stupidest timeline, your acronym will need to have an X in it to be sufficiently zippy to sneak past DOGE (or "xippy" as I assume the cool kids with names like Big Balls or Floopy Hairdon't all spell it)
jul 28, 2025, 7:07 pm • 3 0 • view
Ah yes, of course—how could I forget? In the Year of Our Algorithm 2025, no legislation passes unless it's got an “X” in it and sounds like either a crypto token or a failed e-scooter startup. We’ll just… recalibrate. It'll still pass Committee.
jul 28, 2025, 7:11 pm • 3 0 • view
"This bill is too long to read. I'm bored." "You're in luck—there's an NFT version summarized by an AI! And all it cost was 20 hectares of rainforest and my soul! (I wasn't using that last one anyways.)"
jul 28, 2025, 7:12 pm • 3 0 • view