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jon "🎶couldn't hurt to try it once or twice🎶" schuster @jschuster.bsky.social

No, no. There's no reason to interview bartenders anywhere in the vicinity, Rudy totally was busy as a good Samaritan on the highway. As he does. Look over there! 9/11!!!

aug 31, 2025, 9:02 pm • 8 0

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social

Official police report says Giuliani was a passenger.

aug 31, 2025, 11:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social

Wonder if the DV victim was having a fling with Rudy and the violence was the unexpected arrival of the previously unknowing partner.

aug 31, 2025, 9:04 pm • 10 0 • view
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jon "🎶couldn't hurt to try it once or twice🎶" schuster @jschuster.bsky.social

That would explain a lot 🤔

aug 31, 2025, 9:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social

Well, given that it’s Rudy, we’ll never know the factual truth.

aug 31, 2025, 9:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mary Aileen @patchworkmouse.bsky.social

I assumed that the abuser spotted Rudy rendering aid and targeted him in retaliation. But that may be giving everyone concerned too much credit.

aug 31, 2025, 9:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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Emily @cat-appreciator.bsky.social

I would have thought that only a well-compensated professional would be willing to touch Guiliani.

aug 31, 2025, 9:58 pm • 8 0 • view
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social

Likely, but there’s no accounting for taste.

aug 31, 2025, 10:00 pm • 3 0 • view
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Emily @cat-appreciator.bsky.social

I guess so?! Bleaugh.

aug 31, 2025, 10:08 pm • 3 0 • view
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Emily @cat-appreciator.bsky.social

You’d think if someone wanted a decrepit octogenarian with a booze problem and a habit of self-aggrandising the local RSA hall has plenty of them.

aug 31, 2025, 10:10 pm • 4 0 • view
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social

And then the New Hampshire statement makes it even more confusing. This is incredibly random. Rudy needs to be a hero? Who knows?

aug 31, 2025, 10:21 pm • 8 2 • view
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Emily @cat-appreciator.bsky.social

It feels like “Giuliani was rubbernecking the incident on the southbound lane, slowed down, got rear-ended by Kemp”. The “rendering assistance” line is an ass-cover - “I was totally going to do a U-turn to help the poor lady!”.

aug 31, 2025, 10:55 pm • 6 0 • view
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social

I think that’s much closer to any actual fact, yes.

aug 31, 2025, 11:22 pm • 5 0 • view
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Anne @aegtx.bsky.social

I feel so sorry for the 19yo.

sep 1, 2025, 12:40 am • 7 0 • view
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social

Definitely.

sep 1, 2025, 12:45 am • 2 0 • view