With little a attack on greenland, as a treat.
Former IT drudge. He/him Cis-het white dude. Or, as the philosoper once said: "lowest possible difficulty setting" (h/t John Scalzi)
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With little a attack on greenland, as a treat.
Any bones from any source! Store-bought rotisserie chickens are a godsend. And the gelatin at the bottom of the container is gold.
there is an entire strategist industrial complex whose main goal is to catapult the strategists themselves to national prominence and not to actually help Dems win elections and more elected Dems should realize that and ignore these people
Maxwell pardon Running for 3rd term Biden and/or Obama prosecution(s)
TIL... I love finding little tidbits of internet lore. Thank you for this!
A thread about a much discussed piece of art I did not understand when it came out and took me years to really comprehend. Ursula lays it all out, here.
That was a Mighty Chomp right there!
Was he at least enjoying the book before you disturbed him?
Maybe you should get your *own* bed, instead of trying to get into the dog's???
Damnit! I've got $2 on Bluekiy in the fifth at Santa Anita...
This is the trail of tears again .
Rentals of "Weekend at Bernie's" are up like 97 billion percent...
damnit!
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Four Garys and a Gary
You seem distraught. You should do something nice for yourself to ease the pain. I know! Maybe have a cookie?
There's a "getting eaten" joke in there somewhere... I'm just not clever enough to put it together.
Buahahhhahahhah
China has taken its place as the new super power. Glad egg prices have plummeted. What? Oh…
Maybe you could learn from this experience. Alt Text helps to include folks who might not otherwise be able to participate in the conversation. It's a way of making things nicer. Do you like nice things?
The frozen TV dinners, with the unidentifiable lump of fried chicken still haunts my nightmares. I honestly think it was breaded tail...
Four Seasons Total That Story About Helping The Woman On The Side Of The Highway Before The Accident Is Complete Bullshit
That would explain a lot 🤔
No, no. There's no reason to interview bartenders anywhere in the vicinity, Rudy totally was busy as a good Samaritan on the highway. As he does. Look over there! 9/11!!!
Because the guy at the bar getting hammered before the crash was a guy that *looked* like Rudy. It certainly wasn't Rudy, who was busy rendering aid at the time...
Vaxxed?
Who Goosed the Moose? My Goldfish Stole a Bently
I'd begun to ponder if this was satire. A cursory Google search of the OP's background showed me how mistaken that thought was. By all the ghods, she's an abysmal person...
"doesn't toast properly"??? Doesn't toast? Sourdough? That's a lot of wrong in three words...
As honest as I can get: Gavin's platform hijacking stuff is very good; redistricting is excellent. But the podcast/transphobia stuff is obviously designed to get attacked from the left to impress "the middle" because HE THINKS IT HELPS HIS AMBITION. It's our job to prove he's wrong about that.
🎶the things that pass for incest I can't understand. Are you reelin' in the grift? Stowin' away the criiii-iimes🎶
Would
Who now? I thought JD Vance was President...
AAAAAAAHHHHH
This dog understands you are celebrating, but wonders if you maybe could lower the volume on your record player just a bit. He'd like to get a nap in, and the "music" you kids listen to these days... Oy!
Same, Roxi, same...
Andreesen. Thiel would be his first choice, but ineligible.
You had a good run, though
Magnificent
Oooooofffff. May everything go smoothly!
If I had to guess? A subcontractor of The Trump Organization, LLC But don't worry about it, he knew nothing about the contract because he turned management of TTO, LLC over to an independent company* *his kids
Well, that's about enough internet for today. 🛌🏻
*headdesk* Why is biology?
I wore myself down, damnit!
Hmmmm....I think they all (mostly) come from organic, vegetative matter. So herbs are dried leaves, spices are seeds (cracked, or ground)? Uh.... Except... a peppercorn is a fruit. Cinnamon is bark. Salt is a mineral. Sodium Hydroxide is used to make bagels. Hunh. IOW, I have no idea. Crap.
See? Now I want to throw edge cases at you, to see how long you'll last until I wear you down. (team Big Spice)
"mom mom mom mummy mummy mom mom Amy mom mom!
As well she should have. Good that you listened, though!
"He cannot be our candidate"
Panicked man holding up a just-translated book and shouting at people boarding a space ship: "It's a sex manual!"
Cool. So when Trump sends shock troops into Boston to, I dunno, "oversee elections" or whatever, they'll have fully functional equipment! Wouldn't want their machine guns to jam while they are shooting civilians!!! Thanks Senator Bipartisanship!
I've now seen this character twice in the same night in two completely unrelated threads. I believe I've had entirely too much Internet for one day!
🧵!!!
I hesitated to be more direct with you, but yes that was the approximate thought I had...
Seriously. You're all cozy in a nice warm spot, then they make you deal with *gestures broadly* The kid is reacting quite reasonably, considering...
My great-grands will be so excited to see what's being tucked away at Mar a Lago and Bedminster!
Holy fuck
Bonus with natural fiber clothing: cotton (eg) is more comfortable than polyester in hot weather. In the unlikely event we all experience warmer weather in the future...
Nonsense! There's a hot side *and* a cold side. However could you keep them that way?
Nobody wants to hear a cracker whine...😁
Butlerian Jihad now.
"that must amount to four pounds of meat!"
"some parts are edible!"
dog appears: "heenh-heenh-heenh"
I rolled my eyes so hard at "snidely" that I about gave myself... ... ...whiplash
...UNLESS: the retraction was part of the campaign all along! WallWithRedYarn.gif
Contrarian: Kids these days are surviving as best they can in the world we made for them. I don't begrudge them having the good weed. We coughed our lungs out on shake, so they could run with premium stash. ...or something. i'm not a damn philosopher.
"Watergate, but stupid" has to have "Nixon, but stupid"
Age dependent maybe? (Signed, I still think they're doobies)
Tom Lehrer would've loved recording it, tho...
Ya' Damn Skippy...
"take care of"? Hunh, I seem to remember a secondary interpretation of that phrase...
*snortlaugh*
Happy Birthday!
S-tier characterizing! Keep at it though, you've got potential... Happiest of Anniversaries to you!
Ah, but the linear distance upon which to stagger is much shorter this go around. And appears to be 100% indoors. Well done! (also, happy anniversary!)
Decades-ago experience of being backstage watching theater tech crew changing scenery. In the dark. Quietly. Yeah, I believe it as well.
Gravity gets really weird around 420 or shortly thereafter... 🪴🪴🪴
Warning: Deep pools of human urine may cause soil to shift unexpectedly over this gravesite
I like @thebaltimorebanner.com but let's be clear: she didn't say she "wants" this, she ruled the feds MUST do this.
Please let us know if he claims that "the lurkers support him in e-mail" wouldja?
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"and that was prey that you brought into the HOUSE. Checkmate, primate"
Edgar Allan Poe: ok guys so kind of a thing tonight Poe: GRR Martin is coming over to talk Poe: and i need you all to NOT ask him about finishing game of thrones Poe: i'm looking at you clive Barker: yeah i'm just gonna ask him Poe: don't deny it clive, i know you're thinking- Poe: oh
Let’s be clear: deporting Kilmar Abrego Garcia to Uganda makes no sense—it’s not his home country. Nothing about this process has been fair. ICE is targeting him with cruelty. This is the weaponization of government, not justice.
They're talking about "being tough on crime", so I expect Trump is giving himself a little treat under the desk..
i hate this fucking pageantry of lies with an intensity that could independently power the north american continent for months at a time
Why, though?
I hate conservatives because why is Riley Gaines posting clips about how she’s stronger and more athletic than Zohran when her whole fucking deal is how men are magically biologically superior to women when it comes to sports.
No! Do not romance Americans! (That's how you wind up with more Americans...)
...don't threaten me with a good time...
There isn't enough bandwidth on Bluesky to cover the number of NathonFillionConfused gifs my brane served up after reading that... suffice it to say: whuh?
Peace be upon you both, and upon you peace
Order before midnight, and you get the secret history: "...anna two pairs o' plans"
Oh FFS...
*snerk!*
nightmare fuel
Ducks? I thought we were talking about historians...
Have you tried looking for them in the past?
Not sure if people have realized yet on just how many levels the #zcavengerhunt is working. Not only is it activating a bunch of people, not only is it getting people out and about in NYC, not only is it highlighting public transits, not only is it highlighting NYC history... it's also:
New York looking downright wholesome playing scavenger games with their hopeful future mayor. We down here under Trump’s iron fist in DC. Lordt I have seen what you have done for others & I want that for me.