It’s nice that the Pop Tart mascots get to go on a little overseas vacation in as part of their brief lives before being ritually killed and eaten on national television during the Pop Tarts Bowl
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the reason they're going to Ireland is because the act of lowering a sentient pop tart man into a giant toaster to be cooked and then eaten by his friends is kinda similar to what the pagans had going on with the wickerman
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This is the Pop Tart version of an old dog getting to do everything he likes before he gets “taken to live on a farm”
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Their bodies are given up, so that we, the fans, may live forever in delicious bliss
aug 20, 2025, 3:52 pm • 1 0 • view
At least they'll be safe in the EU since there it's likely that they're not deemed safe for human consumption
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What if the Pop Tarts have such a great time in Ireland that they realize they enjoy living life and no longer yearn to be consumed
aug 20, 2025, 3:57 pm • 106 1 • view
The might seek asylum???
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surely as the Pop Tart mascot descends into the giant toaster, there is a flicker of horror, of desperate regret, like Anna Karenina briefly trying to pull herself up off the train tracks
aug 20, 2025, 4:19 pm • 52 0 • view
Tolstoy would be so proud
aug 20, 2025, 4:33 pm • 4 0 • view
Whoa, spoiler alert!
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would love to be a fly on the wall as pop tart describes the coming horror of being eaten as a bar of irish spring realizes its death will come slowly due to its vigorous erosion by human flesh
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Both Tarts showing up to this year's bowl with "Eat Him ->" signs
aug 20, 2025, 4:21 pm • 2 0 • view
Also now I need a pop tart
aug 20, 2025, 4:24 pm • 1 0 • view
I’m scared it’s a Joe Versus the Valcano situation exactly and someone is not being truthful to the pop tarts.
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It’s not their choice
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if you love them let them go
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I just realized that the Pop Tarts Bowl is basically the musical Cats. A series of characters in crazy outfits are introduced, all of whom are vying to be the "lucky" one chosen to die.
aug 20, 2025, 4:06 pm • 43 5 • view
Whoa. Spoiler alert. Never seen Cats
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@jwatsonfisher.bsky.social
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Only one gets eaten, Rodger.
aug 20, 2025, 3:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Yeah the other one gets a one way trip to the shrine of mystery on little saint james
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Thanks to state funding cuts, Iowa State won’t be able to afford a replacement toaster
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That reminds me of the plot of Never Let You Go by English author Kazuo Ishiguro
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At least once a month, I think about your tweet of being fed a pop tart by a larger, anthropomorphic, softly-grunting pop tart
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Do you think it's the same person or do you think they stick to the spirit of them getting eaten and get a new one?
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