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Matt the Buff Dad (Defiant!) @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online

Didn’t say anything about wiping my ass with it

aug 25, 2025, 6:12 pm • 62 2

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Matt the Buff Dad (Defiant!) @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online

Gonna start doing “poop dollar” but instead of rolling some poop up in a dollar bill, I’m gonna roll a fat turd up in an American flag and wait for some patriot cuck to pick it up

aug 25, 2025, 6:22 pm • 28 2 • view
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Weed Frankencakes 🎃 @fathersfjs.bsky.social

FLAG DOOKY

aug 25, 2025, 6:23 pm • 3 0 • view
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Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social

Can’t burn it but I can freeze it in pee

aug 25, 2025, 10:30 pm • 0 0 • view