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You fuck with martinis?
Succin AND fuccin? In this economy?
Donald Trump holding Barron out a window of the oval office covered in a blanket.
Your followers suck. My followers? Incredible. Time to port your number. Follow Edward.
Thatās right
Itās our dive bar come in here with your bullshit and you will get shredded Thatās how it works, honey .
It's Monday but also Labor Day in the US so idk mask up, rob a vet, do enough ketamine to kill a small village, lose the ability to walk and see, then go do your spreadsheets and or head out to that barbeque Today's Top of the Playlist: Rhino Ket
Rhino Ket goes so hard hell yeah
What changed?
When youāve been drinking and driving and the cop asked how the accident happenedā¦
āNot many people doā heās talking about all of the people still on the Nazi app who donāt mind all of the bigotry, AI slop and child pornography.
Yakub actually a āsquatch
going donald duck mode for 24 hours in honor of labor day. sailor shirt only. i will strut around and cuss out a dog and get so mad i hop up and down and smoke comes out of my ears. i will sit on a towel as well for hygiene
Join us in celebrating the people who labor in the fields to put food on our tables. Ćnase en celebrar a la gente que trabajan en los campos para poner comida en nuestras mesas. #WeFeedYou #LaborDay
Trying to run game on brisket and getting nuked from Malta lmao
Target: Destroyed
Thatās what my wife said lol
Vaxxed?
NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE
It was one of my moms favorite albums of the 1990s and I listened to it not too long ago and it still holds up great
Oh hell yeah
Iām a bonafide lady apprecianado
Great prompt! Gonna have to dig through the quote posts and find some new Queens to listen to lol
Not faving this post is sexist
La Roux: Self-titled Album Sharon Jones: 100 Days, 100 Nights Lady Wray: Queen Alone Warpaint: Self-titled album Bjork: Homogenic Janelle Monae: Dirty Computer Scene Queen: Bimbocore Enya: Watermark Natalie Merchant: Tigerlily
āThis isnāt Jim Davisā house. This is house of the guy who tried to kill Jim Davisā
Iām in a glass house throwing hella stones I donāt give a fuck
Certainly not a woman
When youāve been drinking and driving and the cop asked how the accident happenedā¦
I hoped and I wished and all I got was a couple of broken vertebrae in Rudyās spine š¢
theyāre saying rudy giuliani was sweating and hair dye leaked down into his eyes and he couldnt see and so he crashed his car ādale earnhardt styleā
Literally one of the only ways I could have given him a better childhood than I had was the ability to protect him from having this damn rash all over his body and the chuds ruined it. Iām really hot rn!
7 million kids in my state and less than 700 got it last year. Really sucks for kids who arenāt old enough for their second dose which is given around 4-6 (assuming that vaccine is even still available once RFK Jr is done with us)
Jesus Christ, that dude was neglected as a child
Many are saying ādeath to Americaā
When ādestruction of artā is a function of your government, your society might not be worth saving.
If this is a joke itās a shitty one
No dude what the fuck
A single parent? Cmon idiot
Yes, prolapsed rectums for all of them
My 3 year old has chicken pox. Doc says they are seeing it more these days because people arenāt vaccinating their kids. Fucking great!
I am not kidding even a little about the necessity of starting with Reconstruction 2 if there is to be any hope of making this a country worthy of survival.
This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. š Marlon on Snoop:
Good luck with the move, King. Glad youāre moving away from madness
Iām moving from coastal FL to Scranton, PA one week from today and it still does not feel real. If anybody out there happens upon this after searching āScrantonā, feel free to check in and say āhiā. I got plenty of questions
Gary Busey
Deeply fascinated by the new wave band Trent Reznor used to play with in the 1980ās and how everyone looks so incredibly 80ās except for Trent Reznor who looks exactly the same as he always has to the point where he might as well have time traveled
This is awesome
Give em hell, Chris š«”
Itās the weekend Time to pemp
the haters and losers will say it's foolish to indulge in wild speculation but you can't deny it's extremely funny that they have to write headlines like this
Thoughts and prayers from BlueSky
Happy #StandAloneSaturday to those who celebrate #IStandAlone #YouStandAlone #WeStandAloneTogether
People already yell at the couch fucker wherever he goes. Itās gonna rule
Not even a nose, more of a tiny beak
Did they pull out all of his teeth like an elderly pug?
In 2005 $1300 got you the whole two bedroom garden townhome with a walk out to trails and parks. I'm living in them parks now. I'm using the iffy wifi next to the community center to look for places and everything is Stupid expensive. Like. These people are stupid this whole thing is stupid. Wtf
Israelās athleticide in Gaza is a deliberate attempt to erase a culture. It is an essential part of the larger genocidal project.
please stop dming me your ātipsā that donald trump is recovering from ārib removal surgeryā
Until confirmed it's been confirmed one way or another it's okay to look at your phone and drive
Oh Annie! I completely forgot about that one (I skipped it to protect my mental health that week). Just finished this weeks episode so Iām going to have to go back and have a listen. Thanks for the reminder
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Had a conversation with my husband last night and came to the conclusion that the super religious parents telling their children that ChatGPT is a literal demon with malign intentions and is never to be trusted might actually be getting this one right
Are super religious parents telling g their kids ChatGPT is a demon? I hadnāt seen that yet. Based on the popularity of āShrimp Jesusā in the states I didnāt think evangelicals had many qualms with AI
Literally me
We are going to will it into reality, Talib! I believe!
Heās also a #NAFO dipshit
When you wake up on the Saturday of a 3-day weekend and Trump has died
Suck a turd out of my asshole
No he isnāt shut the fuck up
Go back to twitter bitch
RIP you old bitch
*BREAKING PATRIOT NEWS* DONALD J TRUMP HAS DIED AFTER TASERING HIMSELF IN THE TESTICLES AFTER RFK INFORMED HIM THAT ELECTRICITY IS GOOD FOR THE HUMORS.
January 6th but itās me and the boys beating Secret Service dudes with a flagpole while we take turns dropping turds down Trumpās gullet
Iām gonna assume heās dead. He should lie in state so a mob can overcome every protector his corpse has and take turns shitting in his mouth.
āI played with the Ween!ā
Ween in Itās Pat: the Movie
The thing I like the most about my BlueSky followers is that most of them donāt post on Twitter
Me and my brothers did Tae Kwon Do as kids and that film, 3 ninjas and that Jonathan Brandis/Chuck Norris movie were always on repeat
I just stumbled across this on a Plex server. Does it hold up?
not quite there. okay. gonna go nuclear. taylor swift's music is overrated and while some of the criticism of her comes from a place of misogyny a lot of the diehard support for her comes from weaponizing a useless kind of white feminism that says you can't ever criticize her.
Oh youāre cookin with this one
i have it on good authority a certain general goodsman was suspended permanently. but you didnt hear that from me, your pal, Nicholas J Tillman
*manifesting*
Comrade Gas Leak
before the molotov ribbentrop pact the libs like to bring up, stalin approached france and the UK to ask them to ally against the nazis to protect all of them and to protect eastern europe. instead the future allied powers made a deal with the nazis, hoping they would keep stalin in check.
Newsom when the cops break up another homeless encampment.
Smoking 47 doinks for our big wet cadaver POTUS
I never deleted this one just in case it came in use again
![Trump in ICU with ventilator [inaudible wheezing]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ssqsezu7rccf6jwphrtj4pjy/bafkreift7c32eii77tup32py37tegvevegaxaa3vmilzkiucugwlw6g524@jpeg "Click to view full size")
Nice form
Trump dying + 3 day weekend would be so cool š
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