When you’ve been drinking and driving and the cop asked how the accident happened…
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I DON'T THINK I BELIEVE THIS 81 YR OLD FUCK HELPED ANYONE
aug 31, 2025, 9:49 pm • 4 0 • view
Certainly not a woman
aug 31, 2025, 9:51 pm • 2 0 • view
Who is this young man?
aug 31, 2025, 10:06 pm • 1 0 • view
america's clown
sep 1, 2025, 1:32 pm • 2 0 • view
See, what had happened was...
aug 31, 2025, 10:06 pm • 1 0 • view
...while your pants are down at your ankles
aug 31, 2025, 10:21 pm • 1 0 • view
Missed opportunity for an unalive mask.
sep 1, 2025, 3:54 am • 0 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 1:33 am • 2 0 • view
So this gal was waving to me from the side of the road. Of course, I immediately stopped to 'help' Pulling back into traffic without looking wasn't such a great idea. A young woman plowed into the back of my car and KKAAA BOOOMM
sep 1, 2025, 5:44 am • 0 0 • view
Maybe law enforcement should have taken that “How Am I Driving?” bumper sticker on his car more seriously.
aug 31, 2025, 10:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Officer I just started melting out of nowhere. It happens sometimes
aug 31, 2025, 9:44 pm • 4 0 • view
His answer: “9/11 officer!”
aug 31, 2025, 9:41 pm • 7 0 • view
Hes a joke
sep 1, 2025, 6:21 am • 1 0 • view
So THAT'S how he got motor oil in his hair
sep 1, 2025, 11:25 am • 1 0 • view
😂😂
sep 1, 2025, 2:44 am • 0 0 • view
I’m kind of thinking the sex worker he hired beat the shit out of him
sep 1, 2025, 2:13 am • 3 0 • view
That’s what my wife said lol
sep 1, 2025, 2:52 am • 1 0 • view
They call it getting “Big Ballsed”
sep 1, 2025, 2:53 am • 2 0 • view
His grey hair retouch spray is melting down his face 🤣🤣🤣🤣
sep 1, 2025, 2:01 am • 0 0 • view
He was just tucking his shirt in.
sep 1, 2025, 5:49 am • 1 0 • view