👀 👀 👀 Steve Witkoff doesn't read his email, doesn't read intelligence briefings and "isn’t consistently engaged. He will pop in for a visit to Vladimir Putin, say a bunch of stuff, not tell anyone what really happened and then just fuck off to his life again." www.politico.com/news/2025/08...
His government job is strictly a side hustle for Stevie.
Because he’s a Putin puppet like Trump. It’s all about making daddy Putin happy for some reason maybe being compromised is one.
This piece spurred Vance to write a long whiny response tweet
That’s probably true of all the billionaires in the cabinet—there for the occasional photo op and to deliver the latest prepared statement then back to their yachts and corporations.
i'm stunned that a guy whose entire career experience is in real estate is not good at international diplomacy
JD Vance accuses the Politico reporter, Felicia Schwartz, of allowing "herself to be used by deep state con men" or using "her position to willingly participate in a literal foreign influence operation." h/t @ericcolumbus.bsky.social
Who's checking the plane before he leaves? When it comes back for bribes? Seriously!
Exceeding the all good threshold on OpSec sounds inconvenient and perhaps unprofitable.
So that plane has more bugs than the Emirate one, which will at least be swept and broken down? Good to know.
The guy who publicly and arrogantly said, essentially, "Yes, I will lie to further my agenda." now says 'Trust me.' lol gtfoh
One things in this screed I do believe and that is JD knows a thing or two about how to talk to a reporter on background.
Hilarious that JD posits his defence of W by saying he is successful!
The only thing worse than the current president would be this nimrod
We all can't wait for smarmy JD to get his comeuppance.
Must have been a good article, for once, from Politico. Also, 100% projection about Don’s bag man.
Another example of how the Trump administration uses anonymous sourcing to their rhetorical advantage — “they won’t go on the record so they must be a lying member of the deep state”. No, they won’t go on the record because you’ll harass and threaten them if they did.
Deep state you say JD?
“Yeah, this administration just burned a spy, again, and we’ve sidelined the experts, but I don’t see why someone from Foggy Bottom or Russia House would go running to a reporter. Or why a she’d listen to them & their obviously true info, rather than a known liar trying to blame the pros.
Also, setting aside the obvious face-plant of the Alaska meeting, why would you rely on Putin’s interpreter?! Have a shred of self respect, my guy!
Circa 2016, when JD Vance was still telling the truth about Trump, Vance issued several warnings about Trump, calling him: America’s Hitler Unfit for our nation’s highest office A serial sexual assaulter If he were to be elected in November, 2016, we would see excess US deaths Vance was right.
Gutless, flip-flopping, pretend-hick J(ust) D(ie) Vance is accusing someone else of emulating his behavior? The problem is that we know #CouchCrooner is an opportunistic parasite, while Politico is a generally respected news source. I've never seen someone abandon truth and honor as quickly.
Hilarious that Vance insists that Witkoff’s big success is narrowing the issues to security guarantees and territorial concessions – the first blindingly obvious and the second forced on the agenda by Trump himself, apparently with Witkoff’s coaching.
"Trust me" FUCK NO, DJ
As per usual the party of “I know you are but what am I” is accusing everyone else of the things that only they are guilty of.
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And he pronounces “Nobel Prize” as “noble prize”.
Negotiating in ignorance. That is how the MAGAT Trump suck ups roll.
This is fucking beautiful 😔
And put bandaids on his knees
Totally normal
lol this is the guy Vance is defending?
There had to be at least one goldbrick in that morass of incompetence
