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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social

The people that say “blood is thicker than water” are ten times more likely to have had serious fistfights with multiple family members.

aug 19, 2025, 9:14 pm • 35 4

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Phil 💙 Webstor @webstor-phil.bsky.social

And also people almost universally use the quote as the exact opposite way it was intended. The full quote is: "the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb."

aug 20, 2025, 2:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Veebs! @veebstoys.bsky.social

Truthiest truth that ever truthed.

aug 19, 2025, 9:18 pm • 2 0 • view
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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social

Bonus truth for if they threaten people that date their children.

aug 19, 2025, 10:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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Veebs! @veebstoys.bsky.social

And wear shirts at amusement parks bemoaning how much their awful family costs them!

aug 19, 2025, 10:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social

Wife definitely pushing the stroller AND carrying the diaper bag while holding another kid’s hand.

aug 19, 2025, 11:53 pm • 2 0 • view