I would relish the opportunity to punch Dr. Phil in the nose with a full running start.
I like toys and doing silly things with them. I use and abuse alt-text. Please show me your pet and tell me their name.
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I would relish the opportunity to punch Dr. Phil in the nose with a full running start.
If you aren’t comfortable wishing the worst for a terrible person, you can relax knowing I’m picking up your slack and wishing twice as hard.
You’re probably right.
I love how reaching for my phone to take the photo somehow affects the air and topples everything.
I’m sorry for this. Just kidding, you’ll thank me eventually.
Now I must open mine
The best one.
This is how the magic happens! I’m kidding. Gravity is my enemy and I’m not standing those bozos again. Remember when they were all like “One of these might be Superman” and you were like “I bet it’s that one!” and they said “you foolish idiot! The answer was none of these!” so you read X-Men.
I caught his Super Bowl performance and without being wrapped up in all of the diss track drama I found it pretty average. Mostly remember the pants, which got more attention than the performance.
Can we start saying how we have never seen him try to jog up a down elevator?
Here’s a quick sale pile for everyone. Trying to raise some money quickly so my daughter can go to a concert with her fellow Girl Scouts tonight. Deluxes $15 Voyagers $25 Leaders $35
When I find someone that thinks I’m a real catch.
People thought they were funny just by saying it. I refuse to learn or participate.
Casually checking the time at school and hoping someone notices your new Swatch.
It’s been long enough that I can say I never knew what the hell a Kony 2012 was
Spider-Man ‘77 and the other Spider-Man from ‘77! They used the same body, which make sense since they used identical costumes aside from the masks, accessories, and footwear. Everything back then used the same pattern. I’m very happy to have a missing piece of Spidey history. Goodbye.
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How many children are brought back to life when a wretched ghoul says that AR doesn’t stand for Assault Rifle? It must be a whole fuckton of kids if smug semantics are their only defense of constant mass murder.
Maybe he’s born with it?
Thank you for this. I just lost my shit like it was my first time seeing it all over again.
Why on earth do I get suggestions like this? I don’t engage with accounts like this. Can you pay to show up here? What is the algorithm? Also, my Chaturbate streams are already *incredibly* successful. Don’t insult my art.
Has his? What a buffoon I am. A heavy-fingered orangutan. In my defense, I am a large ape. In defense of the majestic orangutan, they are far more graceful than I. Than me? Fuck it, this is why I don’t proofread and hit send so quickly. I’d be here all day if I double checked and who wants that?
I can’t wait til he’s got a private hole in the ground that we can piss into!
Check it out, a long awaited Spider-Man has his my Private Warehouse at HLJ. It would be cool to be able to ship it but the worst people on earth worship a blabbering testicle.
Same
It’s at Tokyo Toy Fair I think
Missing Link Magnus includes the Powered Convoy buggy. This is important.
That’s a natural part of life
That’s correct. It takes exactly 69 gametes to reproduce with your alien arch nemesis.
Can they be in sun rooms
Well then in your opinion how many Lex Luthor polywogs went into a jug of Clark juice to make a Superboy with a radical attitude?
When Superman died and left behind a body that still had a whole face and every limb, this guy emerged like “It’s me, Superman! I replaced all those parts that were fine? I guess I did it because they didn’t shoot lasers and I like cats to scream when I pull them out of a tree.”
I’m sure the YouTube comments have lit up with it already, but I think the 4th General head is to resemble General Flagg, the first Joe leader from Marvel that Major Bludd killed and later had an enormous toy named after him.
All of the Japanese web shops suspending shipping to the U.S. are part of the plan to bring Gundam model kit manufacturing back to middle America where it started. My grandpa worked in the gunpla mines until he got the Zaku lung!
Why not make friends since you are also a vest enthusiast?
I’m not either. I would prefer a tiny mouse poop to one of their faces made leathery.
I bet a suction cup got stuck somewhere and he shot accidentally. They drank him after!
It’s weird that I know exactly which issue he and Destro wore those wigs and fake mustaches. Probably because the cover was so compelling.
In 1991 Cobra Commander had a translucent red face shield glued on that you could snap off to reveal that he was somehow a middle aged Michael Shannon, who was a teenager at the time.
POV your slug boss says to grab a blaster to go collect a debt from a trigger-happy space pirate and these are the hands you must use to somehow pick up and operate the weapon.
No more TV in my home after having to explain to my scared and confused children how a man could morph into a dog.
Bawwwwk bawk bawk BAAAWWWK!! I got a gemstone! I got…dried animal feet.
I got drunk and my friends dared me to climb into this cage! Don’t leave! It’s been so long! How did the final Game of Thrones season go? Oh. Like how dark? During a whole battle? And they said it was because your TV sucks. So it was hard to watch AND they called you poor. That’s fucked up, HBO!
IT’S A LIVING!
Renaissance Faire with the boy was nice. Larger than I expected, or remembered, as I do not know if I came to this one long ago. Sad discovery that I do not love a smoked turkey leg. I have been in love with the idea of a smoked turkey leg. This one was gross. I saw a corgi in a pirate hat! A++
It’s his Jason Bromoa
For D23, they did the original version of this ride. This is the one from 2011 until now and it’s supposed to be the wider release version but still sold out immediately.
I just read that Sasquatches are 4-6 Dimensional beings and that’s actually why you don’t see them often with cameras being around now. The goalposts have been moved past the fun zone on a lot of this stuff. If you’re asking me to be fully crazy then I don’t want to play along anymore.
Funko made them in 2018 during a very brief time that they were done with ReActions but still doing some of their own 3.75 stuff. I think they are still not too expensive.
The Adventures Continue
ah-HA!! Playing with the enemy’sss TOYSSS!!!???
Possum looks healthy and perfect.
Possum looks healthy and perfect
They are not the same family you’ve known since they adopted that Orbitty thing.
It’s alright not to be emotionally involved in that family feedbag’s logo.
That’s true. And I doubt Mandrake ever made him shove his hand in a bug hole for a Dune Test.
It was a downgrade to go from the singular Savior of the Universe to one of many Defenders of the Earth.
That’s how the early games were meant to be but it was challenging to depict train print pajamas in 8-bit
Only if he has a Priest collar.
AliExpress seems to have something similar but I’m not sure
Feeling bad is also contrary to the rules
Every night with the “Father! The Treatening Hour is upon us, Father! Make haste!”
I hesitate to say 3P when the sculpt is a direct rip with the surface smoothed, and the accessories and patented joints are duplicated. Still very high effort and quality. Superior looks phenomenal and I feel it may have enough new to earn that 3P. I believe they are fully sculpting a Venom.
This Spider-Man is contrary to the rules. What a weird reference, David. Anyway, it’s sort of a bootleg of a Yamaguchi Revoltech, but extremely high quality and a new design they haven’t done. Great stand.
Proud Conservative is Cool with Spending Taxes on Her Reproductive Choice.
It was insensitive of me not to consider how challenging it can be for him to go out during the day
YESSSSS
"Fetch me his arms! @fakeeyes.bsky.social demands it!!" Retro Brawn kit coming soon. #leo #transformers
Dracula you don’t have to dress like that you are in your own home relax.
I hadn’t hear of them either. I wonder if they were mainly for the international markets where Action Man and Max Steel were bigger than they are here.
Street Fighter and Roddy Piper being part of the G.I.Joe brand are pretty strange. Even stranger may be Dreamworks Sinbad, and as part of the 70s throwback Adventure Team, no less.
I did too, but I suppose it’s still a licensed story that takes place after the first film so weren’t extremely wrong.
I remember now that saw one person allegedly got the Legacy Sideways special in the form of a full case, so I wonder if that’s the deal here
I know you appreciate all of them. They are all beautiful.
Conservative Christians are as intelligent and media literate as those angry little bubbling puddles of crotch goop that think Star Wars just got woke.
Walmart just cancelled my Classified Crystal Ball because of both an inventory and because I deserve it, apparently.
I am having a healthy one tonight.
And also sad that it still sort of applies to a whole lot of people
In The Goonies II for NES you make Mikey rescue his friends and a mermaid! What you should be doing is helping Chunk’s parents bribe him with a puppy because there is NO WAY that we are adopting a fully grown, superhuman, meth-mouthed Jason Vorhees that you found in a crime shack dungeon.
Anyway who would like to see a photo of a toy’s butt or whatever the hell I do that has any earthly value
“You just hate him no matter what” Yes. Yes I fucking do. Because whatever vile, stupid, and obviously false thing he says, you shit-sniffing imps will not just defend, but bake into another brick in this false reality the rest of us have to suffer through. (I don’t know who I am yelling at)
Guy that can’t even serve as main character of the fucking planet for 5 minutes without playing golf or being surrounded by fake gold thinks having no free will ain’t that bad. I wish nothing but intrusive thoughts to those assigned to defend him.
How many months aware from “slavery didn’t happen” do you think we are?
The guy that tries aggressively to get away with not paying contractors was never going to think slavery was that bad.
Wife definitely pushing the stroller AND carrying the diaper bag while holding another kid’s hand.
Thank you. This is the answer I was looking for. I cannot believe how people thought they were entitled to stuff that should have immediately been my kid’s property.
Bonus truth for if they threaten people that date their children.
Quick quiz to see if you pass or if I am stupid. If something happens to someone close to you such as a roommate or a family member, and they have a 9 year old child that they don’t see too often lately, who gets their laptop, jewelry, plastic robots, etc.?
The people that say “blood is thicker than water” are ten times more likely to have had serious fistfights with multiple family members.
I like that a lot and I think it’s probably pretty solid. They really have an interesting system of connectors I would like to explore. Guess I’ll do another Joe set. It had missiles that can go on the VAMP.
Where does one acquire such a lovely horror
Why do I want one of these babies
Better than the regular. Color feels right plus you get fun hands, dumbbells, and a great new head with a ponytail. I like when she’s on the team.
Definitely what I would do too. I do it with pans all the time.
This bunker is an odd and interesting set that I don’t feel they did an adequate job demonstrating. I would have gone for 2 to try out combinations, but they are all gone. Beach house mode is because why does this Cobra Closet include 2 ladders?
Possibly the best P2 colors! I bet AliExpress has some.
Last Tango of the Rubber Men. “But what about Luffy?” Be my guest and come dig him out for me.
Marvel’s First Family
I am a typo toilet.
Load robots up with footage of thousands of athletes and let them into sports. Note the reactions as AI infringes upon “good” abilities that are considered god-give and earned. Then compare that to how society’s foreskin husks consider creative skills “cheating,” with AI making things fair.