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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social

ah-HA!! Playing with the enemy’sss TOYSSS!!!???

Wild Weasel enjoys cruising around a toy Skystriker, the jet piloted by his rival, ACE. There’s a toy Snowcat. Cobra Commander is peeking at this fun display. CAUGHT! Cobra Commander has popped out with an aggressive, accusatory posture! Wild Weasel, who was standing partially on a folding chair to elevate his playtime, has collapsed from this startling confrontation! I hope his toys are in better condition than his ego from this ordeal! The end? This was pretty dumb. But then again, so am I. My tooth hurts. Seeya.
aug 23, 2025, 4:12 am • 46 5

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fakeplissken.bsky.social @fakeplissken.bsky.social

Wasss a man!

aug 23, 2025, 4:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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ero @erofromhisstank.bsky.social

Ha ha, great pics. Man I hope they rerelease Weasel in the retro line. He looks like such a cool figure.

aug 23, 2025, 5:03 am • 1 0 • view