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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social

I just read that Sasquatches are 4-6 Dimensional beings and that’s actually why you don’t see them often with cameras being around now. The goalposts have been moved past the fun zone on a lot of this stuff. If you’re asking me to be fully crazy then I don’t want to play along anymore.

aug 23, 2025, 3:34 pm • 31 2

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Jake, Subject Matter Expert @thewoodlandman.bsky.social

This actually a pretty olde squatch take, downstream from one of Keel's ideas about all these things being(cryptids, ghosts, aliens) *the same kind of thing* that he calls "ultra-terrestrials" Mt Shasta squatches being "guardian constructs" for the alien base in the mountain is another one you see

aug 25, 2025, 8:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Maynard Collector @maynardbrewer.bsky.social

I remember that as a theory like 30 years ago.

aug 23, 2025, 3:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Maynard Collector @maynardbrewer.bsky.social

There was one theory that Bigfoot sightings coincided with UFO sightings so the Bionic Man took that idea and made it a part of the show.

aug 23, 2025, 4:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Red Pill Junkie @redpilljunkie.bsky.social

It's not a 'theory' in the sense that researchers like Stan Gordon have documented cases in which UFO witnesses do report Bigfoot like entities. a.co/d/9VZWCto What that means is of course open to interpretation.

aug 23, 2025, 5:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Maynard Collector @maynardbrewer.bsky.social

Total horseshit!

aug 23, 2025, 5:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Red Pill Junkie @redpilljunkie.bsky.social

aug 23, 2025, 5:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Maynard Collector @maynardbrewer.bsky.social

I get you. The inter dimensional rift causes the blurry photos to happen cuz they’re neither here nor in their realm.

aug 23, 2025, 7:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Red Pill Junkie @redpilljunkie.bsky.social

I'm not interested in defending the "interdimensional" theory. I'm interested in defending witness testimony. If a farmer watches light orbs after discovering a dead cow in his ranch, followed by big hairy stalkers, that's the kind of stories we should pay attention to.

aug 23, 2025, 8:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Maynard Collector @maynardbrewer.bsky.social

Nope.

aug 23, 2025, 9:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Red Pill Junkie @redpilljunkie.bsky.social

aug 23, 2025, 9:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Maynard Collector @maynardbrewer.bsky.social

lol

aug 23, 2025, 11:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Minute Muncher @katersatz.bsky.social

4-6 Dimensional beings?? I'm IN! Ohhhh wait... I was picturing 4 to 6 "dimensional" beings, all dressed up in a Squatch suit. Not sure how it would effect cameras? But...

aug 23, 2025, 7:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Starks Scraps @starksscraps.bsky.social

I believe you may have just had your first taste of The Goblin Universe

aug 23, 2025, 6:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Archivist Prime @archivistprime.bsky.social

Years back I had this idea for a story where sasquatch was a sort of interdimensional traveler, popping in and out of our reality at will. I was all pleased with this and starting to work on it and then found out it had been seriously proposed it as a bigfoot theory in the early 70s. 🫤

aug 25, 2025, 10:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nicholas T. Honeybadger @nickthehoneybadger.bsky.social

Nah, just hit 'em with the 479 dimension theory

aug 24, 2025, 2:23 am • 0 0 • view
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TFU.INFO @tfuinfo.bsky.social

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aug 23, 2025, 3:42 pm • 3 0 • view
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Matthew Catania @mattthecatania.bsky.social

Have you ever noticed that you never see a Sasquatch & Mr. Mxyzptlk together?

aug 24, 2025, 1:36 am • 0 0 • view
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Adam @monsterlore.bsky.social

Oh man there was one show watched that basically said Bigfoot... Bigfeet? Where a la Predators. They where an advanced alien race stuck on earth that "somehow" managed to bend and manipulate light, to go invisible... It was like a fever dream.

aug 23, 2025, 4:14 pm • 1 0 • view