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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social

Renaissance Faire with the boy was nice. Larger than I expected, or remembered, as I do not know if I came to this one long ago. Sad discovery that I do not love a smoked turkey leg. I have been in love with the idea of a smoked turkey leg. This one was gross. I saw a corgi in a pirate hat! A++

A lively, pleasant Renaissance Faire street, with shops on either side. This is the PA ren Faire. It’s nice. A smoked turkey leg, which was larger than it appears here in my gorilla mitt. The smoke flavor tasted fake? I wouldn’t know. It was in foil and pulled out of a cooler. It was warm though because those motherfuckers work BOTH WAYS. I had a few bites and a friendly trash can ate the rest! YOM YOM YOM, it said.
aug 24, 2025, 3:25 am • 37 1

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FishFeast (Jon) @fishfeast.bsky.social

Oh no, a turkey leg let down ☹️ They are my favorite part of Ren Faire when done well. I'm sorry yours wasn't.

aug 24, 2025, 9:12 am • 1 0 • view
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Jreichert37 @jar37.bsky.social

PA Ren Faire? Skip the turkey leg, go for the Scotch egg and pickle on a stick

aug 24, 2025, 5:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emilio Carrillo @e-turts.bsky.social

It could’ve been liquid smoke that gave it that fakeness you tasted. But to be fair, your eyes are fake so it looked real to you.

aug 24, 2025, 4:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Chicago Ted @zippedbinders.bsky.social

Oh wow, I went to the Manheim Renn Faire last year, it was a lot of fun. I tried scotch eggs.

aug 24, 2025, 5:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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Riveting McFascinate @coolstorytime.bsky.social

PA doesn’t fuck around, glad you had pretty good weather for it! Annapolis’ is also pretty good and it has hella tree coverage, which is so nice.

aug 24, 2025, 11:43 am • 1 0 • view