Post by FakeEyes / Redsky

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Bawwwwk bawk bawk BAAAWWWK!! I got a gemstone! I got…dried animal feet.

CHICKEN VENDING MACHINE HEY MA! CAN I HAVE A QUARTER!? Maybe 50 cents. I think this one is 2 quarters to due to the interactive CHICKEN ELEMENT! May I also have a copy of that little Disney magazine that’s the size of a TVGuide? This scenario is taking place in a supermarket!

Bowl of plastic eggs containing interesting prizes! Some with surprise animal parts inside! Fun for some but not for me! I don’t handle dead stuff gracefully. I’m pretty good with spiders, though. So you can count on me for that. Fossils would be rad. Seashells • Snake Shed Pieces • Animal Teeth • Fossils • Antler Tips • Dried Flowers • Tanned Animal Faces • Bird Skull • Dried Animal Feet • Gemstones/Crystals • Animal Claws • Bird Feathers • Arrowheads • Animal Bones • Rodent Skull • Insect Wings Starfish Sand Dollars • Other Misc. Items (I did a poor copy and paste form the image)

aug 24, 2025, 4:56 am • 26 2

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does that say "tanned animal feces"?

aug 24, 2025, 5:10 am • 1 0 • view

I too was hoping that I had imagined it

aug 25, 2025, 10:27 pm • 1 0 • view

after further investigation (opening the image in a new tab so I could see it at full resolution) it says "tanned animal faces" I'm not sure which is worse

aug 25, 2025, 10:42 pm • 3 0 • view

I’m not either. I would prefer a tiny mouse poop to one of their faces made leathery.

aug 26, 2025, 12:20 am • 1 0 • view

aug 25, 2025, 10:50 pm • 1 0 • view

I would stand there a long time seriously weighing the risk of getting dead animal parts against getting cool fossils for $5

aug 24, 2025, 5:26 am • 1 0 • view

At least the consumer was warned. I guess.

aug 25, 2025, 7:55 pm • 1 0 • view