POV your slug boss says to grab a blaster to go collect a debt from a trigger-happy space pirate and these are the hands you must use to somehow pick up and operate the weapon.
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Were I Greedo, I'd have used my suction cup fingers to scurry to the ceiling & pounce upon that unsuspecting vest enthusiast.
aug 26, 2025, 2:13 am • 1 0 • view
Why not make friends since you are also a vest enthusiast?
aug 26, 2025, 2:16 am • 1 0 • view
Scruffy looking nerfherder was constantly cleaning out the racks ahead of me!
aug 26, 2025, 2:18 am • 0 0 • view
that blaster had a ring around the trigger that would have taken a week in gunslinger time to get a Rodian's finger through Greedo had terrible trigger discipline
aug 25, 2025, 8:10 pm • 1 0 • view
I bet a suction cup got stuck somewhere and he shot accidentally. They drank him after!
aug 25, 2025, 8:24 pm • 2 0 • view