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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social

Check it out, a long awaited Spider-Man has his my Private Warehouse at HLJ. It would be cool to be able to ship it but the worst people on earth worship a blabbering testicle.

MAFEX Andrew Spider-Man. Has that unmasked head. Points to Hasbro for pioneering the art of pretending some No Way Home toys are from previous films that they have likeness rights for.
aug 29, 2025, 3:21 pm • 37 3

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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social

Has his? What a buffoon I am. A heavy-fingered orangutan. In my defense, I am a large ape. In defense of the majestic orangutan, they are far more graceful than I. Than me? Fuck it, this is why I don’t proofread and hit send so quickly. I’d be here all day if I double checked and who wants that?

aug 29, 2025, 3:49 pm • 4 0 • view
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Joe H. @samhainsgrimm.bsky.social

Hey, that blabbering idiot got you a private warehouse in Japan - show some gratitude!

aug 29, 2025, 3:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social

I can’t wait til he’s got a private hole in the ground that we can piss into!

aug 29, 2025, 3:29 pm • 5 0 • view