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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social

This is how the magic happens! I’m kidding. Gravity is my enemy and I’m not standing those bozos again. Remember when they were all like “One of these might be Superman” and you were like “I bet it’s that one!” and they said “you foolish idiot! The answer was none of these!” so you read X-Men.

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN. The 4 imposter Superman by MAFEX. I believe each corresponds to one of the nicknames given to Superman. I am not sure if I decided this or if I have them right, even. Clockwise from top: Eradicator - Last Son of Krypton Steel - Man of Steel, obviously Superboy(don’t call him that) - Metropolis Kid Cyborg Superman - Man of Tomorrow Still need a better name than Cyborg Superman. It would be like calling me Amazing David. Like no shit, we can all see that. The Death and Return and Deaths of Superman. All 4 characters fell in a heap. I know they aren’t friends that hang out. Leave me alone! I also have Clark in his hello I am back alive with a mullet black and silver suit but I wasn’t trying to squeeze him in there. Seeya.
aug 30, 2025, 9:50 pm • 54 9

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The Jeremy! @tjeremy.com

Steel > the other three

aug 30, 2025, 9:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Crossover @cossoverforever.bsky.social

The real answer was we are all Superman ha no he was in his home sleeping off death and doomsday came back first in space but still

aug 31, 2025, 12:05 am • 1 0 • view
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Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social

I felt that second pic in my BONES.

aug 30, 2025, 10:34 pm • 3 0 • view
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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social

I love how reaching for my phone to take the photo somehow affects the air and topples everything.

aug 31, 2025, 12:22 am • 2 0 • view