Oooooo…I’m impressed

That Nazi belongs in jail

Lurch has more personality than this guy.

The real ? Here is was does @dieworkwear.bsky.social think about that fit?

Tough baby.

When you look like a walking lump of mashed potato....

It looks like more of a waddle than a walk—perhaps bad hips from managing the oddly misbalanced rotundness.

He thinks he’s Tony Soprano or something

ikr? When he's actually way more like an evil Les Nessman.

LMAO

Les Nessman made a point of being a decent communicator. This fuckface barely opens his mouth when he talks and sounds like he's chewing seven Tootsie Rolls at once.

you're right. It was an imperfect comparison.

It's better than he is. And more than he deserves.

He’s a coward Take away his protection deal and start at him - he’ll cower like a wimp

🤣🤣💯💯

💯💯💯💯

The guys I knew, their parents came right from Ellis Island and they would have hated this stronzo acting like one of them. You know the Italian mafia collaborated with the USA during WW2 in Sicily. Their collaboration was called Operation Underworld run by Luck Luciano. They hated Fascism.

Tony Eichmann

Jackie Jr.

When he’s really a reject from Swamp People.

😹😹

Devout Catholic: Pope Leo needs to talk to him.

He collects dolls. So he can twist their heads off and throw them at random people when he can’t pronounce words right.

Badly made robot

Never has a face screamed "Punch Me" more than this evil SOB.

Stephen Miller is right there, too.

Like a bad actor in a bad movie.

He looks like a golem made from yeast infections and fromunder cheese.

goddam walking sphincter

It might be more effective if he didn’t weigh 400 pounds

Oh my god — this guy is straight out of the comics. Fuking IDIOT

It's a "tell". He's about to lie, like a motherfucker and play tough.

In a poorly fitted suit.

The Devil walk !

Why do we have Russians Leading America?

Bcuz putin has so much dirt on trump. Putin was head of the kgb in the 70's trump visited Moscow. Putin planted girls on him and he did so many bad things to them. putin filmed everything. He now controls him in this life and the next while he's shoveling coal in hell for the devil.

He looks like a community college improv class doing the mob.

Ha! Perfect take!!

🖕Homan

🤣🤣🤣🍖💩🤡

He should walk through downtown LA at night.the people here really really love him.

He acts and talks like a wise guy from the mafia. I guess it fits the role since this whole administration is a crime family.

Stupid wise guy!

Wannabe mafia.

I don't know. Walks like a duck, quacks like a duck…

Wise guys wear better suits.

Exactly

Everyone's Fredo Corleone

He's gonna have a hard time in prison....

Hogman....nazi asshole!

Captain marble mouth

He looks like an overstuffed marshmallow

Paging @drjackbrown.bsky.social

🤮

Bro thinks he's a Soprano.

In my neighborhood, this idiot would have gotten beaten up and robbed daily. Fucking moronic trumpknob.

He sure AF doesn’t have a hood pass.

A caricature

Fkr!! Rot in hell

Straight of the rack - great fit. 🙄

Looks like an outtake from the Movie, The gang that couldn’t shoot straight. This bald headed stooge would have been played by Burt Young.

Nazi Elmer Fudd.

You win, perfect

Such an ugly man, inside and outside.

And sounds like he speaks with a mouth full of marbles

😂🥴

Keep dressing in brown, fucko. Never beat those dry turd comparisons.

What a dick.

Dammit beat me to it. 🤣🤣🤣👊 my experience with these guys is they have a glass jaw and know it.

Well, he is part of the Trump Crime Family

Why does he move like two kids in a fat guy costume?

He's grotesque.

That is an ugly man inside and out

He certainly looks like what he is, a thug.

Exactly right. Just what I was thinking. A current day mobster wannabe.

Not so much wannabe as a dream realised. The whole administration is composed of mobsters. The Russian Mafia.

Looks like he's rubbing his hand...the cuff shake may have been him shaking the feeling back into his hand... poor blood circulation... that may be the beginning of something going downhill.

Exactly my thoughts

Hopefully a major stroke!!

I don't know about that but for sure WATCH: Trumpty Dumpty's feigns have begun to eat each other!🧟‍♀️

Left hand, too. Possible referred pain from heart… likely phantom pains from brain and heart because he’s missing both.

BOOM 💥

Reminds me of a Texas preacher “Alright let’s get through this quick now Cowboys kick off at 12”

Yep! You know right away there’s no arguing with them.

Especially if you use big words.

I didn’t mean we shouldn’t TRY to argue with them, they WANT you to be cowed. Don’t be. Give them the facts!

Big Bad Tom Bloman

He looks like a drunk. He’s nothing but a pos who gets off on abusing others.

He’s too fat and sloppy to look tough

There is justice. He's got that good old heart attack body.

Let's hope that when it happens, he's gotta find a rural hospital

I’m just here for the comments! 😆😂🤣

The guys a clown.

He’s such a weak douche bag I can tell why #DonTheCon wanted a puppet like this as Border Czar! He’s just stupid enough to believe that cruelty is strength and ignorant enough to believe he’s doing Gods work!

I need subtitles whenever old Marblemouth talks

I wanna be a macho man

A pig’s 🐽 pig

I so want to beat this shit out of this “tough guy” fucker.

🙌 I past 60 butt I take that fat fuck on one hand behind my back ...

When I'm 🤬 my grammar sufferers...sorry

Zero worries. 🙂

You mean, beat the shit out of Noman like this scene in Goodfellas…😂😂😂😎😎😎

His is a very punchable face

Although your fist might get stuck like punching thick mud.

Blowhard

Dude, get a hood that fits! Racist fuck

That fat nonce is vying with Miller as the worst of these new Nazis.

His stroke or jammer is going to be fun.

Bad cholesterol, we are rooting for you!

Bourbon and hatred also chipping in for the win

Well, he does work for a mob boss!

Damn.. he missed being a full human being by just one letter. Maybe next incarnation, but unlikely.

😂

see, you should always let cookies cool before you take them off the pan :)

He looks like a walking heart attack .. if he had a heart

Or as I call him, Mush-mouth Potato-face.

He’s a slob

What an ass

He’s so eeeeewwwww!

Asshole

What a fucking slob

He is a walking cyber truck

A constant reminder why young people need to run for office.

Temu tough guy.

I was going to say a Temu Bull Connor but you beat me to it.

Discount bin bad boy.

🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yeah, his strength is a fake as trumpos truth😆

Yep, he'd be a pretty tough hombre in the nursing home.

Here’s hoping we see this racist scumbag in prison in the future.

🤮

Let"s make this fast. I need to change into my white hood and sheet.

Homan's stereotypical tough guy image is embarrassing.

So pathetic.

Tough? Looks like he can barely walk and is extremely overweight. 😂😂🤷‍♂️

Feeble wobble

He is elegantly plumb. Not overweight. And I love that brown suit. That must have been soaked in diarrhea shit for months. You can’t get a suit like that just off the rack.

I bet he,s a fn wusskut closeted peepee smoker

Is he picking lettuce yet?

He looks like an advanced age Curly from the Three Stooges

Him you CAN make fun of

Naw that's a pain movement. He probably has diabetic nerve pain. He doesn't look healthy

“I’m a Consigliere, dammit!”

Just a tool. A total fraud.

These guys all think they're in a Scorsese movie

When I see him I think of Disney.

Exactly, wannabes..with a name like Homan,🤣🤣

ever seen one? lol, it doesn't work out well for them in the enhd! hahahahah

I'm manifesting.

You’ve earned a follow from your profile picture alone

aww thx!! :)

So practiced…when he was a kid in front of a mirror

He looks like Fred Mertz.

Omggggg u are so fucking right. I kept wondering why he liked so familiar to me. Now I see why. Lololo

He does! At least Fred didn’t have mush mouth.

I cackled 🤣

Fred was articulate, kind and fun loving and his best friend was an immigrant musician, I wish he acted like him.

In what movie would this guy not be the villain?

Some weird version of The Godfather where he’s playing Luca Brasi

Good call. Not sure how I missed that. Though I think Brasi still would be considered a villain.

Within the storytelling of The Godfather and the way it romanticizes the mafia, Luca Brasi is violent and dangerous and even a baby killer but he’s not a “villain” because he’s aligned with the story’s protagonists. In real life they’d ALL be villains though.

Jeez. He looks like a coronary waiting to happen. 😬

Omg he really does I hope all that evil he's doing takes him away tomorrow. Fingers 🤞

Ha ha. I said the exact same thing about Homan on X months ago and got suspended for it.

If he were purple, he'd be Grimace.

Fingers crossed

All that video shows is that Homan has a big, fat ass.

This loser is a shaved ape that has never pleased a woman

What an a$$

He's a putrid pile of biohazard material.

Hmm. Upon reflection, instead of ‘material’ I meant ‘medical waste’.

He really thinks he's Hot Shit, doesn't he?

He looks like a fat loser

The quintessential Ugly American.

Grotesque, evil, meat sack.

HE THINKS HE'S A MOBSTER BUT HE JUST A BOOTLICKER TO STEPHEN MILLER!!!

Homan will shit 💩 his pants when he meets a real tough guy… Someone needs to invite that wanna be tough guy to this bar for Happy Hour with ‘No Ice Tommy’…. youtu.be/a2Tf4uF4MyI?...

Somebody please leave knuckle prints on his jaw.

What a putz.

Ya, big tough guy. His day will come for the evil he's done and won't be in the afterlife. We'll see how tough he is when he's in jail.

This is the police station in West Carthage, New York, a speck of a rural town, where Tom Homan, his daddy and his granddaddy were police chiefs. Homan is a racist bully.

If a black person gets arrested and brought there..God help him

Hahaha! I’ve tried to point this out for years. Homan and his entire family really truly believe they grew up in a border town 😂. That area of New York is like 90-95% white and they’ve been jumping the border for generations for cheap Canadian meds etc etc

ROFL. It's more like a storage shed 😂

I think the ring twist is an insecure tell. Has someone really put this sad guy out somewhere for intimidation?!? That’s just crazy.

MOB

Massive cow pat with legs

bsky.app/profile/pamr...

L'il Tommy Homan is just a good Catholic boy from Opus Dei doing what his bosses in Rome tell him.

Pope Leo has the Opus Dei guys He’s from Chicago you know He’s American Jesus has a sense of humor sit tight

Walking garbage bag

Country needs to be shut down, as they do in 🇬🇷No planes flying, mass transit, restaurants close. $$ is the only thing these cretins crave.

Real tough guys can run a mile....let's do an experiment.

Tom Homan is a mob thug.

A wannabe mob thug

He's THRILLED at the thought of how many people he can terrorize. When he was appointed "immigration czar" or whatever BS title he has, he was like, "Fuck yeah! NOW is my time!!!"

So sad.

I bet if a real thug gangster caught him alone. He'd shit his pants and cry/cower like a bitch.

Where are all of the real mafia tough guys? Come on, speak out against this sham administration

What a pussy ass bitch asshole

Gomer pile .

Then don't go to Taco Bell...? He is astoundingly dense. Wow.

English? SPEAK AMERICAN! /s So he thinks Mexican food should be named something in English rather than... ahem... Spanish? Is he OK with having to order perros de maize in Mexico?

"I find it offensive that you work for this country"

He wants everyone to speak American.

Just like a mob thug…classic

It looks like a dinner theater attempt to portray a gangster

Fatter than I thought..

I can smell his diapers from here.

Nice catch. That’s pathetic. Tony Soprano would have Paulie “Walnuts” pay him a visit for mocking them.

The Grand Wizard of the new modern KKK!!!!

The poor man is angry that no one ever taught him English. The cuff shake and ring twist are all he's got.

What's that? Homan's W.C.Fields impression? "Go away, Press! You bother me!"

He looks like the leg breaker the mob would send around to collect the vig.

Is that suit brown? Because it should be. Fat-headed fascist fucker 🖕😒

Looks like a Mafia made man move…

He is a joke. Looks like a common thug.

LOL

How is his giant head still too small for his body?

Wannabe tough guy

Fucking Nazi bastard.

POS

A beat down is what he will get one day

Gross

One day he's going to do that for the last time and then get knocked the fuck out 🤡

thug

Attila the Homan.

Every morning I wake up and wonder if the civil war has started yet. How much longer can this go on? It's unbelievable how bad it's gotten and imaging it getting worse is hard to do.

Each day: “How can they endure this much longer?” Imagine never know if you’re the next one. Terrible.

Brutus wants to throw the right but is unlikely to connect. The suit looks like it was stolen from a circus gorilla.

I bet the folds of his neck smell like cheese!

🤣🤣😂

😬😁

Can someone offer him a role on the next Stranger Things Series and get him out of the Government. He could be the next person to be eaten alive.

Body language of a guy who doesn’t know what to do.

and a guy who always steps back after starting a bar fight

You know the guy who thinks they’re hot shit, but has never even been in a fight? That dude would take his first ever punch to the head and be too out of his element to bring his mind into the fight. He’d just hunch over and cower.

Fat unfit old man in severe denial about being a fat unfit old man.

Homan- I look a lot more trim when I can hide my corset inside my robe Homan- y'all see all the hot chicks that trump gets? God, I sure wish I could hook up with one of them!

What a horrid excuse for a human being.

Is he even human?

Subhuman.

Holman is like fingers on a blackboard

What a thumb

Mr. Tough Guy has found out that his Enemy List is YUGE!... Oh well! ... When you Malign, Demean, Incarcerate, Kidnap INNOCENT People, you are not a decent, respectable person!... Karma Realllllly doesn't like Homan!

Such a poser he is…and to think he used to eat urinal cakes

Knob On Stuffed Suit

Please, I could knock that arse to the floor! Grew up with 6 brothers, HA!

If we could see into his mind...

I think it would look like wet coffee grounds.

Yeah, it's likely I gave him too much credit on brain activity. 🤔

Rudy Giuliani vampire.

He likes to drink, doesn't he?

Probably right off Pete Hegseth-Pete doesn't go to the bathroom, he opens his pants and gives it to Barney Rubble...fresh off the tap

My eyes can smell his putrid hubris.

It’s Jimmy Crow himself. He appears to have missed the memo that he’s a shameful & unwelcome relic.

Such a cliché.

Every time I see that punk I want to slap the shit out of him! He is a bully and a coward and reminds me of an old time klan member!

What a racist twatwaffle.

That’s a man whose insecure and overcompensates by being a twat .

Looks like a gross, protruding under jaw, infected skin tag, fat guy to me.

He is just a big talker. Most people could drop him like the bag of shit he is in seconds.

What a gomba

He’s going against all the marital vows of promising to be a decent and ethical spouse, which is why the ring twisting is never a trusted sign.

At least he’s learning how to dress finally. He’s a slob and he can’t run from his personality. He’s just a real dickhead.

Such a wanna be try-hard. He’s a lump of goo with a mouthful of marbles. #mumbles

These dudes are laughable. Fake tough guys.

Cavill did it better.

Suggested alt text is hilarious:

Elaine’s Arthur Murray instructor.

My grandma could’ve taken him

The Homan being should try being a human being for a change. #ICE-Gestapo

Ha!

He should be prosecuted for what he is doing.

knock kneed