Ouch I live in FL and he is the grey hair on a nutsack

I’ll take “Things that never happened” for $2000, Alex

Seems a bit too fluent for a Scandinavian to say in English. I call BS. #Pudding fingers

Most of them actually speak excellent English.

Does she not know which country she is actually in?

Oh yes, Jenna Ellis we believe anything she says. Was she crying and remorseful?

Vilken del av Skandinavien befinner du dig i, rasistiska Amerikan? Han tror nok Afrika er et land.

She's learned well from Trump's fable-spinning technique.

When we were in Sydney in 2019 a aserver asked us what we thought the odds were that they’d “kick the bloke out” because there was barroom betting on the trump impeachment.

I don’t think pudding fingers own wife likes him, let alone some random person who probably meant Michael DeSanta from GTA5

Whaaaat, Scandinavia has racist elitist misogynist ignorant homo/transphobic white supremacists????? Get the fuk out.

right

I guess Ellis thought telling a Trumpian-scale lie would earn her a place back in the limelight. I doubt if anyone on the planet loves or respects DeSantis. Not even himself.

Wow! That is really big news!

Something that never happened #8647

Jenna Ellis spent way too much time inhaling Rudy Guliani's farts.

I'll take "shit that never happened" for 100, Alex.

Well ok,I dreamt about it. Satisfied now?

😆🤣😂

Or it happened but someone does not have a sarcasm gene.

🤮Nope. He just wanted a good tip from an ugly American.

I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $200, Alex!

Ah dammit you beat me to it lol

😆😇🥰

😂😂😂😂

You snooze you lose mate lol

*reads this in bed

Bed? I'm already up for work tomorrow, as it were lol

I hope your day is splendid, Jaz!

Weird how these felons keep traveling to other countries and seem to do it without issue.

Complete BS.

Things that would never ever happen in anywhere in Scandinavia.

Did she tell the sommelier the story of Giuliani’s Covid fart and the aftermath?

Too much wine, that never happened.

‘I’m in Scandinavia?’ That’s code for ‘I don’t know geography and mix up all these countries’ names’

I totally doubt this story.

As a Citizen of "Scandinavia" I must say: What the actual F%&#?

Rudy’s farts damaged her brain

Humm… Did he though?

how embarrassing

Shouldn't she be in jail?

She refers to Scandinavia as if it’s a country

Probably thinks she’s in Greenland. 🤔 🤣😂🤣😂

😂😂😂 Best regards from Denmark.

Does Jenna Ellis have the income to travel overseas?

Perhaps she was in Minnesota? They’re Scandinavians.

Perhaps she got fooled by the accent. "Minnesooooota"

I remember living in Sweden at the end of the Bush years. Outside our closest friends, it was easier to say we were Canadian.

A bit of a celebratory mood there when Obama won.

I get why you guys did this but this is why people think "Canadian's are like Americans but ...(insert stereotype)". Thing is, we're not like Americans at all. We have different cultures, values, languages, etc, yet because of this American traveller trend, no one takes the time to get to know us.

And they knew you weren’t 🇨🇦

I lived in Germany from ‘06 to ‘11 and I said I was Canadian too when people asked. I also remember fireworks going off in our village when Obama won.

It was definitely a big deal. We still have the newspapers from the election results and his inauguration.

Some things never change ...

The most valuable piece of swag for travelling US citizens is a Canadian flag patch for your pack.

Weirdly, Canada Goose Jackets were super popular there at the time.

Yeah & Canadians really wish you all would stop doing it. In no other culture would this be acceptable.

I wouldn't call the US or Canada "cultures" since they are merely corporate nation states. Using the symbols of one corporation to hide another isn't a cultural act.

Real Canadians have a way of telling if a fellow traveller is Canadian that doesn’t involve flags. It involves mugs.

The big ass supersize mugs? I don't understand those, but they seem to be a US staple as well. I stay hydrated, but don't really need 4l of water at time.

Nope. Canadians know the mugs I mean.

Regardless of semantics, literally taking someone else’s national identity isn't ok. When Americans use Canadian flags as a disguise, it steals from our identity & can hurt us abroad. Canada’s reputation isn’t a costume to wear when it’s convenient.

I understand your concern, but any meaningless individual that could harm a nation's reputation with a backpack patch (of many) doesn't say much for the reputation. Now if someone was actually telling people they were Canadian & travelling on US docs, that might be different.

Respect & identity play a big part here. Canadian symbols aren’t decorations, pretending to be Canadian for convenience treats a whole nation like a costume. It’s less about not misrepresenting who we are.

A Canadian is telling people not to pretend to be Canadian. That should be reason enough instead of arguing with me about why it doesn't matter for someone to fake their nationality. Would it be acceptable for Americans to pretend to be British or Irish?

What an individual wants to do doesn't bother me at all since I'm not faking a nationality. It's a backpack patch. And when I've partied with Canadians in person, I've never heard a complaint. I have been told that it's probably a smart move in some places.

Saying it "probably is smart" isn't the same as saying it's ok. It's not ok.

I'm sorry you are so triggered, but good luck trying to police the world. Strange that I've never heard a single Canadian complain in person - the exact opposite actually. A Ukrainian Tryzub patch doesn't mean someone is cosplaying a Ukrainian either, but it will get you free beers from Ukrainians.

I'll take things that never happened 🙄 That dismissive attitude is exactly why Trump feels entitled to trample on Canada’s sovereignty. Fyi, Canadians do complain, but usually with tact. The problem is, people who insist on disrespecting others ignore tact, so bluntness is needed.

I'm not triggered but blunt, fed up & standing up for my country. Need it spelled out? Americans, stop pretending to be Canadian. If you’re so embarrassed about your own country, fix it, don’t wear ours, you're not entitled to it.

I was an exchange student in Shanghai, China in 2007. After a while, I started telling people I was Canadian to stem off the "dude, WTF?!" questions.

Ron, as a Dane I can assure you that conversation never took place

I was expecting sour grapes tbh.

Loved worldwide? He's not even loved in his own household.

These people make up the dumbest shit!

🤢🤢🤮

A 'sir' story! Or is that a 'ma'am' story?

😂

God they are weird.

I'd ask if this idiot really thinks people believe nonsense like this but unfortunately I know the answer is yes. :( (obligatory) ...and then everyone clapped.

Bless her heart

Elon is sharing his ketamine again ...

Let’s pretend it’s true and let them have him

Famous non-liar totally not lying

Hahahaha. Another thing that never happened.

she doesn't even know where she is.

A sommelier in New England ask me if I knew that idiot Jenna Ellis

This butt sniffer making up an impossible lie

The same sommelier asked another American tourist the same question, the tourist then answered, "California" "THE BEST!!" was the sommelier's tearful reply. "I adore Gavin Newsom. What a fantastic governor he is!!"

88% of Danes thinks tRump and co. are fucking nutsacks. But that still leaves about 6% of absolute idiots (6% didn't or would give an answer) - They're in every country, but with a functional education system we contain the idiocy to 6%.

Can confirm the widespread use of sarcasm is a feature in Scandinavia…😉

Either the sommelier is a Swedish neo-nazi, or she doesn't know sarcasm when she hears it.

She’s not in jail?

Sure, she's in the great country of Scandinavia. Effing 🤡

Nobody in Europe gives a fuck about Florida.

Absolutely no way this happened.

First reason the is true no one travels and says they are in Scandinavia. You’d be in a more broad term - Europe or more specific term - Denmark, Norway or Sweden. Ask her which country she is in when she is in “Scandinavia”

Didn’t she get disbarred and is a felon due to her election nonsense? Yet she’s still full on MAGA

There are morons everywhere. Unfortunately, the US has more than it can handle at the moment!

Yeah, that never happened.

I'm Canadian and when someone mentions DeSantis, tears fill my eyes and I say; "What a despicable, vile, performative bigot." And I also boycott Florida orange juice. You got lucky Jenna. I guess there are bigots everywhere. If the story is even true, which I doubt.

Exactly

"I'm in a region of Europe where there's a ton of white people. They love desantis and his white go-go boots. We had white wine and whitefish. And then it snowed. MAGA!"

I will pres x for doubt

She must have picked up some good weed in Amsterdam. She is tripping!

High on his supply sommelier says what??

Hooey.

Are you sure the sommelier wasn’t channeling Gavin Newsom?

which country btw?

well thats a bunch of bullshit

So the big strong Scandinavian sommelier loves Desantis…perhaps every one had too much wine.

So what really happened was, he poured the bottle of wine on her and told her to get the fuck out of the restaurant.

Jeezus is she still around?

Is “Scandinavia” in the room with you Jenna?

I’ll take things that never happened for $100 Alex

So she just can't help lying

She lied about the 2020 election and admitted it in court, but I'm sure she is being 100% honest here.

😂😂😂 more likely he said he’s a pos and she should be ashamed to admit she from that state.

Is she working at the restaurant?

I just spit my wine across the table.

lol

Jenna Ellis should be serving time for her crimes.

Uh huh

I would say she's making herself look really stupid here, but considering who she is, I think that ship sailed long ago.

Ok. Release all the #Epstein files

This might be the fakest story I have ever heard, do they think anyone believes this bullshit?

Disgraced disbarred attorney Jenna says what?

They should invent more believable lies

Pretty certain Jenna couldn't find Scandinavia on a map

LOL myferretsatepepethefrog.blogspot.com/2025/08/vall...

NOT!

I guess when you are a fully signed up Republican abroad it's easier to make something up than explain bashing allies, tariffs & America first.

Wasn't she disbarred?

Pled guilty to a felony.

*someone needs to re-inventory the wine cellar.

Nice morons are everywhere

I forgot about her.

My bs meter just exploded!!!

These people are pathetic. If my name was Jenna Ellis, I would hide in a rat hole...

Oh Jenna. Remember when the MAGAs came after you for supporting DeSantis over Trump and you had to go into hiding? Fun times

Was she at the Orlando IKEA getting a plate of meatballs when this happened?

Hasn’t she messed her life up enough already?

Jenna Ellis. Well known for her adherence to truth and to reality. So this obviously happened just as she said.

Jenna Ellis is telling a big fat lie

Truly didn't happen

I feel like she dreamed this??? Never happened!

sure…

Anything to get big tip or trying to get her phone number

F... - not in this hood!

It's so bullshit she refuses to get more specific than "Scandinavia" lest she be found out.

Uh huh.

Of all the things that never happened ... She must be angling for a job from him. Her "ministry work" must be pretty dull.

Not exactly sure I’d believe anything Jenna Ellis had to say! Btw her law license is still suspended from helping Trump in the last coup right?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandin...

Nah, Wisconsin hates him too

Yeah, this never happened.

I don’t believe it. No one in Scandinavia is that bonkers.

Guess she is traveling since she was suspended from law practice .. crying Jenn just keeps on lying and living the fantasy in her head

🫩

That is a load of garbage.

You have NO idea how Europeans see these tweets. Nobody visits „Scandinavia“, few people know DeSantis, and I can assure you that NOBODY would say such a stupid thing. But the real damaging fact is that some politician thinks that posting such rubbish does not backfire, and probably is correct.

The fart catcher who got fired from traffic court in Weld County CO is a lying fool

Puke

This grifter chick is full of SHIT. No one outside of the state gives a fuck about pudding fingers now

🤮

Alex, I’ll take 100 for What Never Happened.

Absolutely never happened

The Giant Book of Things That Never Happened has another page added...

Yes, because American governors are just known worldwide. What a fucking joke.

Is Jenna trying to get a law license in Sweden? 🤔

Well, she’s gonna need to learn to speak Scandinavian first.

What language is scandinavian?

Hoping Jenna can tell us.

Perhaps she'll goof and learn Estonian.

Scandinavian is not a language, rather a geographic region. She could learn Norwegian, Danish, Sweden, or Icelandic!

Yes. Thats the joke. My name is Signe. I’m Norwegian. 🤗 I got a real kick out of Jenna saying she’s in Scandinavia.

Akkurat! Jeg visste Signe var norsk!. Min far emigrerte fra Nordland. Mormor fra Stavanger og morfar fra Østfold.

98% of his constituency doesn't know what a sommelier is. Out of touch much?

Are these people so thick, to put a fantasy event?

Show proof that this Scandinavian said that statement.🤷 I too can contest the same thing, claiming that Europeans loathe mini Desantis & PEDOfuhrer for the destruction of democracy in the USA. There's nothing to compliment there. 🤦🙅😡

Rrrrright. Just like Europeans are calling the Marmalade Menace the "President of Europe". 🙄😂

He should have to live with him then. He is a joke of a governor and a deplorable human. He also should have his law degree taken back. youtu.be/og4cxF6QlkE?...

I wonder how he feels about attorneys who plotted to overturn the 2020 election results and were indicted, plead guilty, lost their law license for three years?

There’s always tears in there eyes lol

Nobody outside of the US who isn't engrossed in american politics even knows who Desantis is.

Or what a desantis is sounds like something horrible ...

I'm from Sweden, and trust me. Everyone here detests maga.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

🤣🤣

lmao at Desantis being loved at all, let alone fucking worldwide. Goddamn these people are horrible at lying.

Lord, I had tears in my eyes from laughter. Has she considered a career in comedy? Big strong crying men everywhere you look nowadays it seems. Except for where reality lives.

I’ll take “Things that never happened” for $1000.

I have $100 that says Jenna Ellis cannot name three Scandinavian countries

Jenna thinks Scandinavia is a country.

BINGO!!

Was going to post this. This is a clear tell. Not only was this an obvious lie, but holy shit what an ugly America version of a lie.

LOL the arrogance behind the lie of "people around the world know and love MY state governor."

She’s pandering for a state job in FL. Buttering up DeSatan to help her odds.

I mean we do know about him - because he's that bad. A few on the extreme right probably likes him, but even they probably mostly think of him as one of the guys Trump murdered in the primaries, more than someone to admire.

Communication breakdown. It’s always the same.

Hahahahaha.

Fck meatball pudding fingers. The end.

Tell us something that never happened without saying "This never happened!"

i call bullshit

I'm commenting - b 💩

They love the white rain boots in Scandinavia…

Sure

While clearly a lie, this wouldn’t even be a blip on the radar of the dipshits that believe fully in American exceptionalism, but only if it’s based on us essentially being Nazis. These people act like WWII just ended and Europe is cheering the Yankee liberators. Them days is over…

Yeah. Sure. Everyone loves Puss in Boots. Gotcha.

And then everyone stood and clapped

Omg...go suck Rudy's 🍄 some more Jenna.

First I have heard of Europe loving Ron DeSantis.

I don’t believe this anecdote ever took place 🙃

Is that his wife's account.

Scandinavia, loves,"Kitten Heels", isn't that special.

Does she think Scandinavia is a country?

I’ll take “Things that never happened” for $200

He forgot the part where the Scandinavian called DeSantis sir.

oh yeah. the Desantis is bigtime popular in Scandinavia

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

If that's true that's sad, Ron Desantis is a scum bag.

With money thanks to the maga grift, they have absolute zero shame.

I'll take things that didn't happen for $500, Alex

I’m Scottish, lived here all my life. I met some Americans here a while back who came from Florida. I called home Death Santis & they all agreed with me.

Why do these people continue to post these ridiculous stories? She doesn’t mention which Scandinavian country she was in. Does she think Scandinavia is a country? yes.

Like the first two pages of her new Racist children’s book

S_P_I_T

😭😭😭

She lost me at sommelier!

Total BS

The inability to perceive sarcasm is a sign of a low IQ.

Graciously lying for a bigger tip. PS: St. Petersburg is not Scandinavia.

Lying is now a competitive sport, and should be allowed in the Olympics. Yes, there will be a lot of mess to clean up after Trump 2.0, but the extreme lying may be here for a very longggg time.