What did Trump expect? If you want something done right hire undocumented Mexicans. Obese white slobs are going to fuck up, stand around taking smoke breaks and then fake an injury so they can sue and collect workers compensation. Rinse and repeat.

Limestone is soft. Why use it on a patio? Also if something heavy broke it, then the base wasn't done properly. I think a "builder" would know that. Lastly, decades? So which president thought the whole thing up?

Stone work in the garden? Its concrete! Huh?

All the more reasons to think Trump is gay to some extent. He's decorating Hes commenting on women's dresses Comments on " good looking men"

The real question is why does he think anyone cares?

No way he wrote this. The punctuation is perfect and no caps. He may have written the draft though.

Take a nap grandpa

I don’t know, there are a lot of semi coherent sentences. Also, builders typically call them finishes, not surfaces. Surfacing is usually a parking term, but he wouldn’t know that because he’s a developer who hires owners reps so he doesn’t have a to know/do anything.

That's not Trump. He's not that good. 😂

All due respect, I have to disagree. Even though it's his usual braggadotious bs it's still too coherent for him.

He didn’t write it. Too many big words like admired, completed, and conceived.

And too explanatory for him.

Exactly.

Complete sentences and where are all the all caps?

"Three days ago, while admiring the stonework..."

😄

Definitely too focused. No "weave"

Yup. Not word salady enough.😄

Agreed 👍🏽

Too many complete sentences.

And not enough all caps

And not short🙄

😄 yup. @gavinnewsom.bsky.social

And lots of commas, some used correctly.

Not enough exclamation points!!!!!!!

NOT enough CAPS!!!

It’s about just one thing all the way through. And no caps lock.

He can't do more than two incomplete sentences in all caps.😏

I was a teacher for 25 years. I can spot it when someone had someone else do their work for them. I have built-in radar for that.

I'll bet you do.😄

It's obviously AI look at the em dash. Does anyone here think that the president knows how to use an em dash?

No, only too many exclamation points!!!!!!

And he uses punctuation. Not his work

He doesn't mansplain like that. I mean, "lo and behold" was a giveaway.😄

Correct punctuation too😂

Definitely not him😄

Agreed. The words kinda flow one after another like a stream, not like throwing a grenade into a fish pond

Haha....exactly.

AI

And it is using commas. I don’t think Dotard knows what a comma is.

Or how to use them. He only uses exclamation points!!!!!

I agree with you. After glossing it over once (because that’s all I have the bandwidth I have), the punctuation is spot on and there’s not a single CAPITALIZED word. KKKaroline Leavitt probably asked ChatGPT to come up with a tweet that “sounded” like him and this is what it spat out.

True😊

Lyin Leavitt.

Yes. And way too long. All the commas - someone's trying to write like him 👀

Yeah, he can't handle more than two sentences in all caps with 50 explanation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is like if Trump were on Nextdoor.

Building beautiful surfaces

I am not convinced

He has truly lost his mind.😎

He really does think we care about the stone he replaced Jackie Kennedy's Rose Garden with. What a self centered, self absorbed POS who doesn't care about anything but $$$$$$$. Not to mention being a pedophile. When removed, we the people will re-create the Rose Garden.

He fired thousands of government workers because they are unionized. He is dismantling the Dept of Ed bc teachers are unionized. He took funding away from children in other countries who are now dying. Nothing he says is true. He's a greedy old man who doesn't care about anything but $$$$.

He's a liar. None of this happened. He hates contractors because they are unionized. TRUMP HATES UNIONS and has already destroyed federal workers collective bargaining rights. This is as recent as a month ago. He is anti worker/anti union. He couldn't care less about the American worker.

Quite litterally talking about losing his marble.

Nahhhh. He didn’t write it- unless he’s hired a proofreader? Everything is spelled correctly!

Your tax dollars at work, America! We choose not to feed our kids free school lunch so we can fund a lunatic’s bad taste in decor. Congratulations!

You destroyed a beautiful rose garden. Your an asseipe

You can read this from the unfinished sentences and the jerky words.

Breaking News: Trump's Rock Garden got a scratch.

Trump sponsored Jan 06 resulting in 5 deaths, over 100 police injured. PROPERTY DAMAGES estimated to be $2.7 billion, including expenses incurred by Capitol Police, District of Columbia, & federal agencies, & security upgrades. $5MIL to Ashli Babbit Family. Trump's been a wrecking ball in D.C.

More than a harder stone such as granite, limestone can scratch fairly easily. It's pliable, which means it can also discolour. It's a porous material, another reason why it is easy to damage. Poor choice of materials for an outdoor patio at a government building expecting foot traffic.

but he used “limestone plus” lol

Literally, intended for foot traffic wearing high heels, if his bloviations are to be believed.

but but, he's a 'builder' and knows everything about building. 🤷🏼‍♀️

And a bldg that will need snow and ice removal, unlike Maralago. Scratches and gouging all winter. Not smart. 😩

Pliable (easily lead), discolours easily (becomes blackened) and porous ('transparent' to some things).....sounds like a poor choice of president.

It bankrupted small business contractors by not paying for material and labor. It's using our money without approval. Disgusting.

I know everyone in this country had this top of mind. Personally, I didn’t sleep until I knew the formerly beautiful rose garden has been desecrated with limestone that apparently breaks if you walk on it. You dementia riddled walking corpse.

In 2015, I had a dream I was in a golden cage. Lined up with other people in golden cages. We were trapped in a large ballroom with gold trim, facing a wall of large windows. We were on display for Trump, expecting to be executed the next morning. When I woke, news broke that he was running.

The footage of the “incident” looks about as great as a ring doorbell camera filming something down on the sidewalk.

Good God….shouldn’t he be worried about bigger problems. Asshole!!

Jesys fucking Christ, why won't he just fucking die already???

Because on Labor Day weekend, Trump had to find a way to degrade working people.

So glad to know where my tax dollars go.

Is this explaining the loud music yesterday to drown out his lunatic screaming and ranting over using soft limestone vs harder granite in an area that historically has lots of heavy equipment used? 🤔

Gee, you'd think a "Builder" would know limestone is not marble.

Where are the CAPS?! We need an investigation

Your president is an illiterate moron. Limestone ‘plus’ - WTAF?

So…concrete?

Probably like the false gold shot he put up in the Oval Office. Probably bought it off Temu

According to Google, it’s either a powder used to amend the pH in soil or a vinyl floor tile. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Imbecile

Wow!

ROTFLMMFAO! This type of contrived BS is what scumbags use to get out of paying their contractually mandated bills.

He's had a lot of practice!

When a sitting President writes this foolish fucking garbage, as if anyone in the world cares, you know he's not playing with a full deck. He desecrated the beauty that was once the Rose Garden, established in 1913. 100 years of history down the drain.

All for a roller derby rink

Look up what he did to the original Bonwit-Teller building when they began construction of Trump Tower. He’s a preening moron who gets off on vandalism.

Narcissistic vulgarian is what he is.

Okay Karen

it’s too explainy for him, like someone trying to ramble on but also make sense, and trump never bothers to try and make sense

I dunno... This is semi-comprehensible. Still garbage, but "fresher", if you will. Too coherent.

That limestone is going to get scratched everytime something is moved across it.

Like tables and chairs.

Women’s high heels

There’s no way he wrote that.

The shit we’re gonna find out one day

"Surfaces are very important to me". Depths...not so much.

Nothing to see here. Just the President of the United States calling a laborer “stupid”. The man only knows how to punch down.

We will tear it out after we throw you out.

Okay, Grandpa, time to get you back to the home!

Guess someone's not getting paid.

Why TF does he think any of us are interested in this?

Yep, he sounds just like himself, total narcissistic cunt

Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Trump: Today I fixed a crack in the White House patio.

Trump is tougher on a contractor than he is on Putin.

And Gavin Christopher Newsom, America's Favorite Governor, says what?

What a clumsy orange fuckhead.

Not him. Doesn't ramble on the way he does. Too much correct grammar.

Disagree. No all caps. Not enough quotes around random words. Someone in the administration is covering for a dead clown using AI to write a screed in his style. The pedo-clown has joined his best buddies Jeff & Satan in hell. #TheClownIsDead

It’s a concrete pad, not stonework.

And it is a freaking disgrace what he has done to the Rose Garden

Oh so he’s victim to yet another contractor. Who would ever work for this cheapo? Plus it’s OUR MONEY.

"How great is the video...." What?

Looks like they asked ChatGPT to write a Trump Truth Social post

A really, really pointless and boring post

No chance he wrote this… this post has complete sentences and punctuation. He is not capable of completing one coherant thought, much less assembling the thought into a complete sentence.

The GREAT builder didn't know limestone is a very soft stone and will wear and scratch faster than any?

Limestone is crap. If I'm not mistaken, we don't even make it in the U.S., we import from China.

It depends on the stone; oddly enough, Mankato, MN (think Tim Walz; was my teacher) has a limestone quarry (Kasota Stone). There's a bunch of buildings in MN that are limestone/dolostone. It is so slippery when wet though, so not sure an event courtyard was the best idea.

But it's limestone plus!

I think he made it up, tbh.

Limestone plus glaze? Lord knows Trump likes a good glazing

Why do I suspect Urban Dictionary has a definition for "glazing"?

Actually, most of the capital limestone comes from Indiana. Or at least it used to.

Indiana is the capitol of limestone for the world.

Actually China makes the most limestone

So, the Great Builder would buy Chinese limestone instead of a stone quarried from our country?

I'm just saying. I googled it. And knowing Trump, probably. If he got a good deal on the price. Not that it matters, he doesn't pay his bills anyway, and everyone in New York knows it.

Please say this is just snark! Surely you know that the Lincoln Memorial and many other buildings in DC are made of Indiana limestone? You can still see the quarries, between Bloomington and Bedford.

Thank you for telling me. When I had the steps at my house replaced, the contractor said we import from China. But I just googled, and China is the largest producer of limestone. However, I opted for marble. I saw way too many homes in my nabe with huge cracks in the steps that were limestone.

😁 That was filmed there shortly after I graduated! A fave. 😃

No way he loves the contractors and builders. And his buildings, tacky, gaudy and cheap.

Sounds like champagne problems.... while he posts from a golden toilet, all while having cankles and smelling like old, used diapers and bad shrimp. He is and always will be the worst of oxymorons.

He isn't a builder; he has never been a builder. He is a real estate conman, reality show host (sad), congenital liar, thief, and is not mentally or physically up for any of those "jobs," not to mention POTUS. FAILURE!!

And how many times did he declare bankruptcy as a builder, screwing over numerous contractors?

Every time he signed a contract

….as well as screwing in general …when he should not have but did, because you can when you’re a star???

🎯🎯🎯

In the 80's he was sued by contractors, and he had it delayed for over 14 years that a judge, a lawyer, and the original lead plaintiffs died.

🎯

This is all about money laundering

Very true. He admitted to the con on his first building. Couldn't get financing so he hired construction team to move dirt around on the empty lot giving the impression that you have to 'get in now', as his potential financiers stood by.

He’s a scab

Surprise, Surprise. He's stiffing another contractor for providing work.

If I HAD to use stone, I would’ve used quartzite. It’s harder, less porous, and more durable. But I wouldn’t have paved over a gorgeous rose garden so my bitch parade of plastic faces could wear spike heels. In fact, I wouldn’t have a bitch parade AND I’d mandate sensible shoes.

Punctuation in this post is way beyond his ability. Don't be fooled.

Grandpa be mad.

Ooook pop pop, let’s get you your meds

Nobody gives a shit about your stupid "limestone plus", dumbass. It looks like a suburban driveway.

We're BADLY IN DEBT says this Traitor that 100,000's have lost their careers, agencies destroyed, Healthcare destroyed BUT he wastes Billions renovating the Kremlin Annex into a cheap hotel, buys a jet, golfs, pays mar-a-lardo expenses + he robs us blind with illegal taxes on everything ANGRY??

He won't pay them either. But he probably wasn't going to anyway.

Most likely dictated his ramblings to a paid lackey.

Anyone who thinks soft limestone is suitable for footfall is an idiot. It cannot sustain pedestrian traffic without crumbling and cracking.

This may be the first time I have read a whole screed written by this person. Yes, he wrote it himself. Can you imagine the pain of someone who edits the stuff when he doesn't push the "post" button himself?

Christ... Tell the geezer that concrete isn't stone work. And no, a rose garden buried in concrete with no roses is definitely not more beautiful than ever conceived. It's an idiot's wet dream.

No chance he’s ever used an em dash.

that's his mo, never pay the workers

Retributioner and Chief

The insanely inflated decorating price tag is reflective of Trump's ostentatious taste and Trump's taste ALONE. A waste of taxpayer money, since Trump, at best, has only 3 years left in THE PEOPLES HOUSE.

😆 yep

He likes to not pay his workers.

Always

But when he's spending our money who knows.

I call bullshit!

Very important topics…for the First Lady of the United States.

Can't wait to restore the rose garden to its former splendor which means chopping all of his marble into smithereens.

Meanwhile, at the nut house

👀

No he didn’t. Complete sentences and correct punctuation? Nope.

Not to mention complex sentences, not just simple sentences.

There’s also none of the weird pseudo-Germanic capitalization. No way he wrote this.

Marble for brains

The rage against an asphalt scratch opposed to death & destruction is on brand for taco🤬

Sidenote: in A.C. there was a term "the Trump Haircut." He would notoriously lop 10% off the contracted billing submitted by union contractors, then tell them to take it, or sue me. On Labor Day weekend, figured it was worth saying.

🤮

Imagine a felon, accused rapist of a POTUS more worried about a limestone floor, paid by our tax dollars for his tacky WH, than children drowning because he took away government funding for weather alerts, about children being murdered at church, or children starving in schools. Can't make it up.

Nah, he didn't write this. He may have said a few words, but no way did he write the full post

Boy, Gramps saw a lot from his rocker on the porch. Nice to see him think he’s busy.

Stone is important, but I have a better day when there's a substantial rumor that he's gone (forever)!

It will be important when it’s his tombstone.

Charge the contractor? Like criminal charges for cruelty to limestone plus and wearing sunglasses?

"Kudos to our President for posting this awesome news. Limestone over roses? Who knew it was such a great idea? Mr. Trump has an eye for detail and quality that's beyond our comprehension." Sedno Wonever.

I am always and forever using Sedno Wonever. I am eternally grateful.

“Sedno Wonever”!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

And with that you win 🏆 the day 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Another excuse to not pay someone.

I sincerely think he gets a nut off screwing people over.

The Rose Garden reno is now complete, and there isn't a rose in sight. But it now has all the appeal of the patio of a tacky, pretentious country club. Bravo. Only He could have done it.

He's dead, and they're using ChatGPT to fill in. But they forgot to prompt: "Pretend you're Trump while you write this."

Yep. Stiffing the contractor

We should demolish it when he leaves.

That and his stupid ballroom.

Bet your ass we will along with every else he has touched!

We need a Google doc of everything that needs to be undone. I would create one, but I don’t know how.

Don't worry. There are many that are archiving every bit of his evil agenda.A lot of people out there that want accountability. Myself included.

We need to start stockpiling bleach for the cleaning that will be needed when he leaves. And dont forget the sage to rid the peoples house of the obese orange guys lingering stench

How are all the ladies with their high heels, gonna stand on stone that soft?

And that worker is probably on his way to Uganda.

Looks like a tacky food court in a failing mall.

No way he wrote this while on his golf cart.

He’s so presidential

Thank God our nation is safe from inattentive subcontractors.

No, I don’t believe he wrote it. It’s almost coherent.

Wow, priorities.

Ok I got 5 sentences in and stopped. Should I laugh or cry? If this is real he seriously needs to go.

Trump is well, well, WELL known for making excuses to not to pay his contractors. It's why no one likes him NY. He is a conman stiff deluxe!

🤯🙄🤦‍♀️

STOP TALKING ABOUT ThE EPSTEIN FILES!

"Epstein Barrel"

Oh, is that the barrel of 'Epstein Lies' you're talking about? I hear it's bottomless.

Yep, Trump just keeps cranking out those lies denying he raped all those little girls.

I’m praying for you fathead.

And I'm betting it never happened.

So fucking moronic.

Trump is contemplating death penalty for contractor.

Betcha he didn’t spend what he said he spent and what was “left over” he pocketed.

Maybe a good builder wouldn't have used soft, porous limestone ... " I'm so glad he's focused on what's important rather than our Navy off Venezuela, Israel-Gaza, Russia bombing Ukraine, Russia-China-N. Korea-India meeting, sending troops into our cities, violating the Constitution ...

His lack of taste is substantial.

Sorry, what has he built?

The Tower of Babel. Or babble, whichever you prefer.

and he still calls it the rose garden?

Federal departments imploding. Inflation. School shootings. Trump is focusing on cracked stone.

One time, at band camp….. Drump, no one gives a shit. Resign you fckin traitor.

pretty easy to decide, isn't it?

They have the gall to call Biden senile. Typical hypocritical Republicans.

Builder? 😂 Right. Just ask the real NYC builders what they thought of this dope back in the day. All he ever did was lend his name. Then bankrupted the shit out of everything he touched.

Is “limestone plus” just concrete with limestone gravel as aggregate?

It’s a fun Google result!

I just googled it. Limestone Plus is a water repellent coating. It's like a deck sealant for limestone.

He's bragging about being sold an extended warranty?

More like undercoating. Throw in some floormats, and you got a deal.

What??? Who cares about limestone blocks.

The only code he should have is for the restroom door.

Probably him, but I'm not convinced they didn't have a few of his mutterings set to auto-send after his death. (Or after he got too far into his dementia to type any full sentences anymore.)

Saving Merica one slab of stone at a time. He really is amazing to behold.

grump needs to go back to bed 😖😵‍💫

Old habits die hard. He wants to stiff this contractor.

Mar.-a-Lago North. He ain’t leavin’.

Oh yes he is ...

Let me rephrase that. He thinks he’s not leaving. If he lives until 2028, who will remove him from office? Serious question. GOP will remain silent. Justice Dept., Supreme Court, his SS, his MAGA posse loaded with/guns,etc. will protect him. Jan6 was a trial run. I’m skeptical.

I don't think they allow dead people to stay in the White House! It shouldn't be too much longer, I bet. Now if we can find a way to get rid of Vance, Voight and Miller....

Expected a “Happy Labor Day” remark/snark at the end of that ridiculous tweet 🤦🏼‍♀️

I thought it was satire. Satire is gone with this regime!

Yeah I don't think he wrote this it's not confusing as hell. Like it's coherent but still stupid though.

It absolutely did NOT write that.

Nope, 47 is unfamiliar with punctuation. I do not believe he wrote this.

My thoughts too.

It’s ugly just like him.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

That body isn’t old enough!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Ai, please write a tweet about stone getting damaged by worker and make it sound like a Trump tweet.

Yep, this is really gone help with inflation.

So, nothing more important than a remodel ugh? Wow, the fucking President of the United States spending an entire day bitchin about a stone patio. The world weeps for his unawareness.

That tracks...

"Ahh, but the strawberries!"

Wa wa wa. ! Nobody give a crap Donnie

Oh if only I could be so perceptive and powerful. Your president is a joke. I really hope Charles throws him in the tower when he comes here next month.

I thought it was a GCN post 😂😂😂😂

I think it's someone writing for him, trying to sound like him, with his input

It is Stephen Miller. Trump carries him around in his pocket bc he has no idea how to defend all the BS he is spewing. Stephen Miller is getting a big fat salary to destroy America.

Me, too. The spelling’s too good. And not enough exclamation points, and no superfluous capital letters.

Yep. He would have said "low" and behold.

Exactly.

And it’s too coherent.

They should hire Gov. Newsom's team because they'd write it so that it's pitch perfect and we'd never realize that someone is writing for Trump. 😉

Yep. 😂

And "...WE'VE installed...". If it's something he thinks he can take some praise for, it's only first or, occasionally, third person singular...there's never a 'we' taking the glory in Trump world.

💯 I was about to write that.

Totally agree..this isn't him..

I’d say start a GoFund me for the contractor , but Nah…. fuck them , they should have never taken the job in the first place! Traitors !

ChatGPT most likely. Someone has asked it to write it in the style of Trump. Take note of the near perfect punctuation, and the em dashes (the long hyphens, which is typical of ChatGPT).

Agreed

No caps, too close to proper punctuation.....of course it's a ghost writer. You can always tell.

💯 It's not him.

Must be the hardest job this person must have done!! Copying & speaking like trump is mind numbing 🤕

Probably ChatGPT

And Newsome’s team is better at it.

Someone wrote it for him Historically, over many years, Trump has demonstrated that he has a 4th grade vocabulary, lacks reading comprehension & retention skills, has no ability to stay on topic, poor sentence/ paragraph structure, punctuates incorrectly & over time has become consistently worse.

But it's so banal. I know he's mentally altered and all, but why would he go to the trouble?

Someone else would have. More than likely, based on certain signs, someone asked ChatGPT to write it in Trump's style.

Totally agree. It also sounds far too subdued to be him

Trump does not have the stamina for that long of a text. 🙄

He needs someone to write for him, you know what all of that hand shaking did to his hands.

Yep - this meets the stupid meter criteria and confirms it was written by the head clown!

I dont think so. I think someone was trying to emulate him to make us believe that everything is normal

Gotta stiff a contractor, greatest businessman ever.

I cannot see it. What could you possibly admire about this shallow, egoistic loser.

That’s funny This one he wrote The subcontractor style of refusing to pay & not rehire . DT must have hired a change up pitch artist to his script writers group. All the crap he’s written years w/ghost writer Stephen Miller took a break to regroup his evil intent wigi board to summon demons

That is the ramblings of a someone who’s not the full stack.

Ramblings from a man who, if he were part of our families, we'd have checked out by a professional with concers of insanity

Dementia screening, driver's test, taking the keys,... Which now makes me wonder: who actually has the nuclear codes?

Terrifying isn't it?

Funny, he doesn't mention how much he tried not to pay the people who physically did the building. 😑

He’s never had something damaged during an install before? I did this stuff for 35 years+. A rush job like that without a small fix is the exception. Sounds like a first year project engineer telling his mom about his first week on the job.

I was gone after the first sentence.

Take it from an English teacher, Agent Orange didn't write this. Someone who is at least semi-coherent was trying to channel him when he wrote this, but didn't succeed.

he's lost his marble stone

😂👍

As suspect as a failing kid at school who turns in a perfect essay. “Tell the truth, did you find this essay online?” “What??? No….”

Priorities.

This wasn't him. Too few CAPS, commas and exclamations. Something is fishy

Getting down to the priorities of the American population. Said nobody.

Good lord, even the Oxford comma.

Actually, I don't think he wrote it! But he DEFINITELY did this makeover in the Oval Office!

"How DARE he criticize my big beautiful taste in redecorating!"

some fine meme work there

Thanks, Elle! It went through about 3 previous iterations with what I put inside the portrait frames. And then remembering I had that Melanoma statue in this, for when she destroyed the Rose Garden during his first reign of terror.

nice lol

This fucking trash is out of his mind!

Temu Pedorace

lol

🤮

pedorace LMAO i love it, but its sorta cruel to liberace but christ they both had horrible tastes

I know, I know. Sometimes we have to sacrifice certain people who don't really deserve it, to get the "point" across.

😂😂😂

Hey, long time no see, great meme❣️ I think it's from him though, he is dictating these. No aid would write such a phony nonsense in his name!🤣

He's mentally expired.

Apparently "limestone plus", whatever in the Hell that is, is not very durable. So of course he's having them put the same stuff in again...

The dude doesn’t condone sunglasses. I guess we knew that from eclipse day.

What the ?? Surely the president of America has more important things to do? Wouldn’t you think? I suppose, It’s Trump? So obviously not.

“Only the best.”

Only a total nut job would post such idiotic nonsense.

Wait? Does this mean he won't pay that contractor? He's always been so diligent about paying contractors in full in a timely manner

That’s the plan

TL;DR

Never had that problem with grass But priorities

What a maroon.

He cares about a subcontractor’s mistake. It happens all day every day on construction sites. Doesn’t he have anything more pressing to think about🙄