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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com

Y’all they finally noticed how good I am at the library.

UNIVERSITY LIBRARIES Library Account Services UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON NOTICE OF OUTSTANDING ACCOUNT
jul 6, 2025, 10:52 pm • 554 25

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punwithwordz @lexophile.bsky.social

Uh oh, looks like they have engaged Mr Bookman to track you down. Watch out!

jul 6, 2025, 10:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kris Gates @krismgates.bsky.social

😜

jul 6, 2025, 10:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Desert Thistle @desertthistle.bsky.social

Turn yourself in! I'm sure they will be kind. 😇

jul 6, 2025, 11:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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Anthony Dornan @dornan.bsky.social

Boom…and boom.

jul 7, 2025, 12:57 am • 0 0 • view
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Daniel P. Moriarity @dpmoriarity.bsky.social

😂😂😂😂😂😂

jul 6, 2025, 10:54 pm • 4 0 • view
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Alex Merz 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦 @merz.bsky.social

I got that award while I was still an assistant professor. I'm precocious that way.

jul 8, 2025, 8:58 pm • 4 0 • view
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Just Jen @tenej-jen.bsky.social

😆

jul 6, 2025, 11:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social

Better get that fixed or the ghost of Charles Odegaard will haunt you all summer...

jul 7, 2025, 12:02 am • 3 0 • view
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klostergaard.bsky.social @klostergaard.bsky.social

The library should be thrilled that you use it!

jul 6, 2025, 11:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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This Sandwichman is Tom Walker @thesandwichman.bsky.social

Um...

jul 6, 2025, 11:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jesse Berezovsky @jesseberezovsky.bsky.social

Whenever I get a new undergrad advisee, I expect the email to be like “When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for a student to pick their field of study…”

Email subject line reading “Major declaration”
jul 6, 2025, 11:07 pm • 5 1 • view
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com

Exactly!

jul 6, 2025, 11:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Frank @ankfray.bsky.social

if you were a farmer, you could be out standing in your field

jul 7, 2025, 12:49 am • 3 0 • view
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social

My wife went to Trinity College Dublin for grad school. She had to sign some writ to Queen Elizabeth. The OG, not the corgi one. If she lost a library book she would be sent to debtors prison and the eldest son held responsible. Luckily they just made her pay for the lost book.

jul 7, 2025, 2:16 pm • 0 0 • view