I am well aware that, if there was a fire in our home and my wife had to choose between saving me and saving the dog, she'd choose the dog. But that's OK - I'd choose the dog over her too. We both really fucking love that dog.
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I just asked my husband this and he chortled. Whoa.
aug 13, 2025, 6:31 pm • 1 0 • view
Let sleeping wives fry.
aug 13, 2025, 5:27 pm • 3 0 • view
The dog would save the cat
aug 13, 2025, 5:43 pm • 0 0 • view
The dog would save you both.
aug 13, 2025, 6:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Evilmo says
aug 14, 2025, 12:12 am • 0 0 • view
I'd be upset if my partner picked me over the cat.
aug 14, 2025, 12:38 pm • 0 0 • view
But who would the dog save?
aug 13, 2025, 5:22 pm • 5 0 • view
Nearly read the end of that wrong.
aug 13, 2025, 5:40 pm • 4 0 • view
There's a story about that in our local news atm 😬
aug 13, 2025, 5:56 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 13, 2025, 5:59 pm • 0 0 • view
guernseypress.com/news/2025/08...
aug 13, 2025, 6:01 pm • 1 0 • view
'Lead charges'
aug 13, 2025, 6:05 pm • 1 0 • view
The dog would save that half-chewed sock then come back the next day to gnaw on your charred remains. 💕 Merry Christmas! ✨
aug 13, 2025, 5:22 pm • 13 0 • view
Who does the dog choose?
aug 13, 2025, 5:22 pm • 1 0 • view
I don’t think that too unusual
aug 13, 2025, 9:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Plus as adult humans you're less likely to just freak out and go shit in a corner in the event of a fire, so saving the dog whatever reason is the right thing to do.
aug 13, 2025, 9:39 pm • 4 0 • view
Exactly
aug 14, 2025, 5:34 pm • 0 0 • view
Dog is sat outside watching them fight in an inferno
aug 13, 2025, 5:22 pm • 0 0 • view