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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social

My wife thinks she looks after our houseplants adequately and tells me not to water them. I don't think she waters them enough and that's why they look unhealthy or die. So I started watering them extra in secret, and they look so much better, it's amazing.

aug 30, 2025, 10:20 pm β€’ 233 2

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shteev @shteev.bsky.social

This fess is disguised as a much more interesting fess

aug 30, 2025, 11:10 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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L.E.Ot : R.Tist @elliot500.bsky.social

Ok, this one's a bit close to the line...

aug 30, 2025, 11:26 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Graeme @le-graeme.bsky.social

m.youtube.com/watch?v=o0_Q...

aug 31, 2025, 8:56 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net

Two lemon pips, planted same day. Cared for by different people. Left started well, but was over-watered. All the leaves fell off. After being adopted, and watered just right, a new leaf is growing. Over-watering is just as bad as under-watering. Water 'just right for that plant' and it will thrive.

Two young lemon plants. One almost leafless, the other growing well and healthy.
aug 31, 2025, 7:21 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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trentus @trentus72.bsky.social

Those plants will likely die of root rot before too long

aug 30, 2025, 10:24 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Katie Wilson πŸ‡ @floral-anvil.co.uk

If they aren't being watered enough in the first place, watering them a little more isn't going to cause root rot

aug 30, 2025, 10:31 pm β€’ 6 0 β€’ view
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trentus @trentus72.bsky.social

I look after plants for a living. Indoor plants need a lot less water than people think

aug 30, 2025, 10:47 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Katie Wilson πŸ‡ @floral-anvil.co.uk

I have dozens of indoor plants. Why do you assume the wife was giving them enough water and the poster doesn't know how much water they need?

aug 30, 2025, 10:50 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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trentus @trentus72.bsky.social

Why do you assume he's doing the right thing?

aug 30, 2025, 10:51 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Katie Wilson πŸ‡ @floral-anvil.co.uk

Why do you assume the poster is a he? Also, I didn't assume, I said "if" the plants aren't being watered enough. I don't know if they are, but watering them a little more doesn't guarantee them getting root rot.

aug 30, 2025, 11:07 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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trentus @trentus72.bsky.social

The poster said 'wife', so it's an easy assumption to make. Could be a same sex marriage though

aug 30, 2025, 11:13 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Viva @vivaf1.bsky.social

Previously: "they look unhealthy or die" Now: "look so much better" πŸ€”

aug 30, 2025, 10:57 pm β€’ 6 0 β€’ view
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trentus @trentus72.bsky.social

I get that, but from my experience people overwater their plants. There can be short term gain but long term the plants can suffer from overwatering.

aug 30, 2025, 11:09 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Viva @vivaf1.bsky.social

Obviously. But you will admit that the correct amount of water is more than "not enough", right?

aug 30, 2025, 11:12 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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trentus @trentus72.bsky.social

Likewise, the correct amount of water is less than too much. It's easier to revive underwatered than overwatered plants

aug 30, 2025, 11:15 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Viva @vivaf1.bsky.social

Thank you. The defence rests.

aug 30, 2025, 11:24 pm β€’ 5 0 β€’ view
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FourQ β™Ώ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœŠπŸΏπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @fourq.bsky.social

My wife loves plants. I only hate the monstera. A few years ago, for staying at in-laws at summer I got her a grow kit from Pimoroni. Theory: 4 weeks monitoring correct moisture levels, save, maintain. 3 zones, sensors, water pumps, phone alerts great bit of kit. It's still unused. Bit gutted. If it

aug 30, 2025, 11:51 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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FourQ β™Ώ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœŠπŸΏπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @fourq.bsky.social

was used it could've altered her to the root rot but she didn't give up and saved it! To be fair though almost all of them have lived over those years which given the variation of varieties is impressive. She's done really well. Unfortunate that bloody monstera is one of them.

aug 30, 2025, 11:51 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Viva @vivaf1.bsky.social

No mate, she's given up and bought plastic plants.

aug 30, 2025, 10:33 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view