The priest: *walks into the church 45 minutes before one of our biggest services of the year* Me, immediately: "I need you to make me some Holy Water." The priest: "...Why do you nee... Actually. No. I know better than to ask. Where's the water?"
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"ok, where do you keep the hydrogen atoms?"
sep 1, 2025, 6:09 pm • 2 0 • view
Rob puts up with... So much.
sep 1, 2025, 7:35 am • 91 0 • view
But when the vampire apocalypse comes, he will be All Over It. Every other priest asking questions and debating, meanwhile your man there has been *trained* and is like "done, what next?"
sep 1, 2025, 8:18 am • 18 1 • view
So you didn't tell him about the vampires then?
sep 1, 2025, 7:45 am • 8 0 • view
Good Omens reenactment society been in touch again?
sep 1, 2025, 8:03 am • 8 0 • view
(High fives in good omens)
sep 1, 2025, 10:12 pm • 3 0 • view
Are you an emergency vampire hunter?
sep 1, 2025, 8:59 am • 0 0 • view
What's an emergency vampire?
sep 2, 2025, 1:38 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s kind of like the bottle of wine you have stashed away in case you have unexpected guests and didnt have time to get to the shop.
sep 2, 2025, 4:02 pm • 0 0 • view
"Ugh. Vampires. Again?! How many times do I need to tell the bursar to stop inviting them in."
sep 1, 2025, 7:44 am • 29 0 • view
Did you have the salt ready too?
sep 1, 2025, 8:20 am • 4 0 • view
I just assumed
sep 1, 2025, 10:24 pm • 2 0 • view