If everyone turns into a ghost when they die, there are over 100 billion ghosts around the earth. Probably everyplace is haunted.
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They all get reborn on a planet with a very long river.
aug 24, 2025, 12:01 am • 1 0 • view
And they're ALL watching you spank the monkey. I just heard shock the monkey Peter Gabriel loudly in my echoey head when I typed that.
aug 23, 2025, 10:34 pm • 3 1 • view
I don’t even have a monkey. Oh, you mean, never mind…
aug 23, 2025, 10:42 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 23, 2025, 10:48 pm • 2 0 • view
Yeah. Ghost. No. Humans hold EMF energy Body decomposes Energy releases time of death = Rises If light=stays in atmosphere If dark exits into black holes Source; Astrophysics Black hole is a region of spacetime with such extreme gravity that nothing, not even light, can escape
aug 24, 2025, 12:11 am • 1 0 • view
That’s way less fun than ghosts.
aug 24, 2025, 12:12 am • 0 0 • view
I eat Boo Berry breakfast cereal. Tip; Eat marshmallows 1st. 👻
aug 24, 2025, 12:14 am • 1 0 • view
I had a similar thought once: With over 118 billion modern humans having lived and died on Earth you'd expect to see a few more ghosts
aug 23, 2025, 10:55 pm • 1 0 • view
Yeah, like where the hell are all the ghosts?
aug 23, 2025, 10:56 pm • 2 0 • view
Maybe they're scared of us?
aug 23, 2025, 10:57 pm • 1 0 • view
I’d bet most of them don’t even know they are ghosts. They just think the world is very over populated and everyone is very rude.
aug 23, 2025, 11:01 pm • 2 0 • view
What if a good percentage of earth's population is just ghosts that don't know they're ghosts? What if we don't even know they're ghosts and we have relationships with these ghost citizens? What if my wife is a ghost? My boss?
aug 24, 2025, 12:08 am • 1 0 • view
If I ever find out I’m a ghost I’ll be pissed. I’d be having so much more fun.
aug 24, 2025, 12:13 am • 2 0 • view
Heck yeah. Getting to work would be a breeze, literally. I'd float through walls and everything
aug 24, 2025, 12:14 am • 1 0 • view
You don’t know the half of it.
aug 23, 2025, 10:46 pm • 0 0 • view
Your chances are pretty poor honestly. You have to die where someone with an overactive imagination and a tendency to exaggerate to get attention is going to live much later.
aug 24, 2025, 2:47 am • 1 0 • view