Imagine how tiny your brain has to be to have this as a prominent preoccupation.

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In my experience, crackers don't like being in barrels. They prefer mobile homes.

And yet Cracker Barrel is always full of them.

I love learning about other countries' weird exotic chains that I'd never had the first clue existed. I mean, "Cracker Barrel". Golden Corral. Hooters. Piggly Wiggly. JFC.

You’re thinking of KFC. Common mistake.

Yeah except that's one people have heard of, because we have them over here. Could you guys please stop allowing those things to escape containment?

But we need a chicken place for white people. KFC fills that space. 11 herbs and spices and still bland AF because all 11 are just salt.

I'm as butt-white as it gets, and if I want chicken, I'll go to a restaurant, not a culinary gulag, thank you very much.

Same. Haven’t been to KFC in years.

I've heard that KFC quality went downhill after Colonel Sanders sold it. I've seen quotes saying that it's "god damned slop" and the gravy "sludge" and all sorts of things. It's all corporate cost cutting measures that sacrifice quality. That's why I like small restaurants.

Crackers be fragile!!

Because it's easy to understand.