"We are super-duper excited—giggling, shaking, intoxicated—to announce our new Four-Factor Authentication Protocol. The increased security benefits are negligible, but it's a very dangerous world, little children, awash in what experts call "phishing" schemes, and your safety is our top priority."
I was at a place that had the two-factor authentication but IT gave me administrator access to my university-issued laptop, which also didn't even have a barcode on it. Also someone hacked into the university and stole a lot of data.
This is good, but it needs more AI.
Thanks for the reminder that I have to install yet another authenticator app this week.