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Carlos Noreña

@carlosfnorena.bsky.social

Ancient Historian @ UC Berkeley • 🇪🇸 🇺🇸 • Series Editor, Antiquity in Global Context (CUP) • VP Communications & Outreach, Society for Classical Studies • interests: humanities, world affairs, sports, electronic music • He/Him

created July 18, 2023

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Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

I resent this interruption of my misanthropy! Of course: what you describe sounds great. Happy to have the occasional chat about matters of common interest!

4/9/2025, 7:49:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually, yes. You must be right. Probably more this than guidance from their professors...

4/9/2025, 4:41:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

I suspect this is a big part of it. But one also gets the sense that some applicants are being "coached" by their professors to reach out and make themselves visible -- the "hustle" component. I have always felt that the application itself can do this work. We really do read all of them carefully!

4/9/2025, 4:38:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Confirming that a potential advisor or program is accepting new students, or seeking clarity about the application, is completely legitimate. Requesting some counsel on grad school applications in general, esp. for students from small schools, is also fine. But not a quasi-interview. My $0.02. 2/2

4/9/2025, 4:09:42 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social)

Requests by grad-school applicants in Hums/SSs to have Zoom meetings with potential PhD advisors are (i) premature (deciding on whom to work with, which is of course essential, comes *later* in process), (ii) ineffective as a form of "hustle," and (iii) untenable for overworked faculty. 1/2

4/9/2025, 4:09:42 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

[I'm a shameless user of filters, but this one is unfiltered]

4/9/2025, 3:26:11 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social)

By late summer, Northern California's hills turn from a brilliant gold to a more subdued golden brown. And every evening, at this time of year, there's a fleeting moment at sunset, about 5 minutes long, when they turn a pinkish red. It's very nice.

Pinkish red hills in the middle distance, framed by green trees and bushes in the foreground and, above, a silhouetted branch and a light grey sky.
4/9/2025, 3:24:38 AM | 28 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw at least one private university in a *very* blue state 😬

3/9/2025, 10:48:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social)

I am seeing some tenure-track ads in my field in which the institutions have stated that they are NOT willing to a sponsor a visa for the candidate. Is that . . . normal? Kind of stunned to see this, tbh.

3/9/2025, 9:24:33 PM | 19 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree 100%. Trans rights are human rights. Non-negotiable and nothing left to discuss. If the opposition coalition that emerges excludes trans people, in any way, then I'm out.

3/9/2025, 9:08:45 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social)

The Golden Gate Bridge, with a patch of low-lying fog, as seen from Twin Peaks.

A view of the two piers of the Golden Gate Bridge, above a hilly and wooded neighborhood in full sun, with bigger hills in the background and a bit of fog on the left. Blue sky above.
3/9/2025, 3:53:10 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. Looking forward to reading your piece, Nils!

3/9/2025, 3:26:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

When this is all over, people simply are not going to believe that there was ever a guy, "Curtis Yarvin," who was taken seriously by anyone. It will be seen as too stupid to be believed.

2/9/2025, 2:14:33 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

"We are super-duper excited—giggling, shaking, intoxicated—to announce our new Four-Factor Authentication Protocol. The increased security benefits are negligible, but it's a very dangerous world, little children, awash in what experts call "phishing" schemes, and your safety is our top priority."

1/9/2025, 4:29:54 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a remarkably soft schedule, actually. No Clemson, no Miami, no FSU. 3 cross-country trips (Boston College, Virginia Tech, Louisville). We get SMU at home. 8-4 is imaginable.

1/9/2025, 5:28:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social)

A ranking of the "most unsettling questions of our times." 1. Is nuclear armaggedon a possibility? 2. Can we prevent environmental collapse? . . . 19. Do people think cereal is a soup? . . . 54. Is Cal football for real in 2025? . . . . 770,451,393. Can AIs suffer?

31/8/2025, 11:35:36 PM | 30 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

With a decidedly pejorative coloring, too... I think the (American) English words that best capture the semantics are probably "hick" or "redneck."

31/8/2025, 6:12:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social)

Tired: "Germany is too big for Europe, too small for the world." Wired: "Germany is WAY TOO GOD DAMN BIG for Greenland, too pathetically tiny for Brazil."

31/8/2025, 2:02:10 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

It is a great city.

31/8/2025, 3:16:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

This looks amazing. Wow. Love the section and chapter titles, too. 👍

31/8/2025, 12:08:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

That's not at all what I mean.

30/8/2025, 11:07:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Noem warrants consideration here.

30/8/2025, 11:03:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, yes. I think we agree. My point is that this really is not the moment for inside-the-tent fights over X or Y policy issue...

30/8/2025, 10:56:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

We'll hire you at Cal RIGHT NOW

30/8/2025, 10:03:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

But I still believe that a lot of the authoritarian movement depends on the animating presence of Trump as figurehead. Of course I could be wrong (as many are politely pointing out to me). Maybe the bumbling/undisciplined Trump is an *impediment* to authoritarian consolidation (!). We'll see.

30/8/2025, 9:57:46 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

with h/t to @kjephd.bsky.social for pluralist vs. zero-sum (vs. technocratic) as a super useful way to conceptualize (democratic) political orders

30/8/2025, 9:54:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social)

This (great) thread confirms my sense that the priority now is not to patch up coalitional differences. That's step two. The priority is to get everyone across the opposition to understand that we're not in a pluralist, politics-as-normal world. We're in a zero-sum world. The stakes are existential.

30/8/2025, 9:52:43 PM | 38 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

+13.5 at home seemed like a good deal to me

30/8/2025, 8:49:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Straight into the Bluesky Hall of Fame.

30/8/2025, 5:04:19 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

And of course we respect your Hawaiian credentials here. 😂

30/8/2025, 5:01:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Welcome to West Coast Bluesky, Anna! We normally make fun of East Coast Bluesky at this time, but circumstances this evening encourage a more communal stance.

30/8/2025, 5:00:13 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

The question—to my mind, an open question—is the extent to which the ascendancy of the whole movement depends on the animating spirit of its figurehead. My guess: a lot. But of course I could well be wrong. Maybe he's a *drag* on MAGA. Maybe it gets *worse* when he's gone. But I don't think so...

30/8/2025, 4:47:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

I had GaTech at -4.5 so I'm good

30/8/2025, 3:34:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

What happened?

30/8/2025, 3:25:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

If I'm wrong -- if a more disciplined version of the regime puts a more effective authoritarian consolidation into warp speed, locking this system into place for a generation -- then one really does have to consider leaving the country, if possible. Those are the stakes, as I see 'em.

30/8/2025, 2:45:06 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

The whole edifice depends on a kind of "juice" that no one else in that circle possesses. Not even close, in fact.

30/8/2025, 2:40:23 AM | 19 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social)

For all we know, he's fine and will live to 105. But if he goes, I predict the whole thing will collapse. I don't think things will carry on this way, and I don't think they'll get worse. There might be a burst of violence -- and that's obviously worrying -- but it will be the end of the nightmare.

30/8/2025, 2:39:11 AM | 47 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

It has to be plausible, though. I'm not sure any editor would allow this plot point.

29/8/2025, 11:14:40 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Provost sees opportunity to make the whole episode a "teachable moment," and offers interested faculty a $50 gift card at Starbucks to teach an overload, one-unit seminar in Summer 2026 on the incident.

29/8/2025, 11:09:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Careful. This is dangerously close to a CONFESSION.

29/8/2025, 10:59:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

No love for the humble working group?? 😂

29/8/2025, 10:56:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

And the members of the English department learn of this not from the provost, or even the chair, but rather when one of them stumbles across a sophomore's TikTok with a mock serious news segment on it.

29/8/2025, 10:55:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

They set up a When2Meet poll to schedule an all-department interview but THEY CANNOT FIND A TIME THAT WORKS FOR EVERYONE.

29/8/2025, 10:51:24 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

his learning didn't help him much when he encountered the balrog did it tho

29/8/2025, 8:03:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no; totally kidding. The "queen of Latin inscriptions" (Mommsen) is *thoroughly* investigated, and the non-naming of enemies is like the very first thing students learn about it!

29/8/2025, 7:57:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Some things hurt less than you imagine they will (stubbed toe, bee sting, falling off your bike). Some things hurt about as much as you imagine (a shot at the doctor, getting hit by a fastball). And some things hurt WAY MORE than is reasonable. Stepping barefoot on a LEGO is in this category.

29/8/2025, 7:53:25 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if I should delete my post so that no one sees it and steals my idea 🤔

29/8/2025, 6:33:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

I seriously hope you're not going to say that Mark Antony doesn't appear by name in the Res Gestae. I'm working on a 10K word article on that and simply will not be scooped at the last minute.

29/8/2025, 6:26:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

I might go with nuclear fission—mostly, though, as a *latent* force, either for bad (nothing less than the obliteration of life on planet earth) or good (unparalleled source of energy).

29/8/2025, 4:26:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

May he spend eternity stepping barefoot on stray LEGO blocks.

29/8/2025, 3:40:12 PM | 230 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Will definitely read! Thanks for sharing.

29/8/2025, 2:44:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Where would you place an interpretation of a poem?

29/8/2025, 2:36:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Got it.

29/8/2025, 2:33:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

I understand why you have responded in this way to my post, and am interested in your perspective, but for the record (and fwiw), I myself am about as far from "firewalling" disciplines and defending patches of scholarly "turf" as one who nevertheless identifies as an historian can be...

29/8/2025, 2:32:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you think that a mathematical proof and the question of, say, why the Great War erupted in 1914 belong to the same domain of what we can know about the world? [It's an honest question, not a challenge]

29/8/2025, 2:29:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Definitely.

29/8/2025, 2:22:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

This was funny even before I knew what it was about. Now? Definitely funnier.

29/8/2025, 2:06:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Where the spread of (mis)information in revolutionary Paris sits on that gradient is perhaps slippery. But I'm all for innovation and cross-disciplinary adventures!

29/8/2025, 2:02:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

What's interesting is that some historical problems *can* be solved! We operate on a long and smooth methodological gradient, from quantification and something like scientific proof, at one end, all the way to circumstantial reasoning, counterfactual speculation, moral judgment, etc., on the other.

29/8/2025, 2:00:23 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Just chiming in to say that it is the *thinking* differently that seems most salient to me. The divergence here is less about professional practices, comparative resources, and scholarly methods than it is about fundamentally different epistemologies. Most historical problems cannot be "solved."

29/8/2025, 1:47:22 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

I think the circumstances warrant maximum harping on precisely this point.

29/8/2025, 4:46:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Perhaps. Today, in the first lecture of a big survey course with mostly first-year students, I made a concerted effort to warn them about the deleterious effects of AI on their minds—but then completely forgot to urge them to take notes by hand and not on their laptops...

29/8/2025, 1:36:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think so.

28/8/2025, 10:40:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, it IS a lot of stuff. Berkeley is always *comprehensive* when it comes to any personnel matters. I have mixed feelings about that, but fwiw, this has always been the way here...

28/8/2025, 9:04:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

I believe it means required but please no more than three.

28/8/2025, 9:03:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social)

NEW: Tenure-track position in History at UC Berkeley in the GLOBAL HISTORY OF TECHNOLOGY. We are casting a wide net here: *all* periods, places, and fields are under consideration. I'm on the search committee, so do let me know if you have questions.

28/8/2025, 8:57:41 PM | 375 249 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social)

And so begins year 25.

28/8/2025, 4:38:13 PM | 31 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Just as there are certain things that only people on TV do. Pouring milk into the cereal bowl and then leaving the milk carton on the table is one. I have never witnessed such a barbarism in the wild.

27/8/2025, 11:25:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn't even know there had been another school shooting today. I was actually responding to a post on a different topic (the AI-induced suicide). My god.

27/8/2025, 8:46:56 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Indeed. I do recognize that my thread invites a "read the room, bro" response (not *your* response), so I should perhaps say that I am acutely aware of how lucky I have been, and that my individual pocket of fulfillment is shot through with a deep consciousness of the disasters all around me.

27/8/2025, 4:40:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

This job has become more difficult over the last 25 years, and I spend more time on tedious administrative work than I would like. But I still have to pinch myself to believe that they actually pay me to do this. Even after 25 years, I continue to feel like I won the lottery. 8/8

27/8/2025, 4:21:41 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

And there is, finally, the material I work on (teaching & research). My interests have naturally evolved over the years, but the core is unchanged: the world(s) of ancient Rome. I am as fascinated by ancient Rome as I was when I first discovered it—maybe more so. And this, too, is priceless. 7/8

27/8/2025, 4:21:41 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

I have been lucky enough to be in a friendly and very stable department, where the majority of colleagues spend most of their careers, and this has enabled the slow building of life-long friendships. And that is simply priceless. 6/8

27/8/2025, 4:21:41 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

On the interpersonal/subjective side of the ledger, the trendline in my experience has been excellent. I still love to teach, despite the challenges we now face, and more than that, I like to get to know the students—all of them, from first-year undergrads through advanced graduate students. 5/8

27/8/2025, 4:21:41 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

But the overall trendline here is somewhere between very bad and catastrophic. I won't rehearse all of the all-too familiar problems: the corporatization of the university, the cratering of the job market, the denigration of the humanities, the threat of AI, the new authoritarian menace, etc. 4/8

27/8/2025, 4:21:41 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

There have been some bright spots over the last 25 years on the institutional and structural side. I would highlight (i) the large-scale digitization of materials (new data and dramatically enhanced accessibility) and (ii) improved equity and increased diversification of students and faculty. 3/8

27/8/2025, 4:21:41 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

As I reflect on the balance between continuity and change in my experience, I discern a key distinction between institutional and structural elements, on the one hand, and interpersonal and subjective ones, on the other. The trendlines of the former and the latter are *very* different. 2/8

27/8/2025, 4:21:41 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social)

I teach my first class of the new academic year tomorrow. It will be my 25th year in the profession. We are saturated with "discourse" on the state of higher ed these days, but as an academic, I'm afraid I simply can't help myself... A few remarks at the quarter-century mark of my career. 1/8

27/8/2025, 4:21:41 PM | 27 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly this.

27/8/2025, 2:13:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social)

The total failure to respond in any meaningful way to the Sandy Hook elementary school shooting (2012) was the moment the bottom fell out of our society. There have been other turning points, but to me, that episode exposed the *irredeemable* emptiness of our collective commitments to one another.

27/8/2025, 2:10:53 PM | 78 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social)

And that's that. We moved our younger son into his first-year dorm at San Diego State, did some (rather frenetic) last-minute shopping, and have now said our goodbyes. Lots of feelings!

Young man in grey t-shirt looking at camera and smiling.
23/8/2025, 11:56:38 PM | 33 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

"A lone, storm-battered island of rigorous thinking in an endless ocean of neoliberal mediocrity."

23/8/2025, 9:55:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social)

Hanging with the Filipino in-laws in San Diego. Love the energy ⬇️

Coffee mug with white letters over hot pink background: I AM A GRANDMA AND A NURSE NOTHINF SCARES ME.
23/8/2025, 4:31:06 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social)

“At night, Nero used to don a cap or wig and make a round of the taverns, or prowl the streets in search of mischief . . . One of his games was to attack men on their way home from dinner, stab them if they offered resistance, and then drop their bodies down the sewers.” Suetonius, *Nero* 26.

21/8/2025, 5:31:49 PM | 24 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Think so

20/8/2025, 5:04:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Amazing. What a great memory.

20/8/2025, 3:25:54 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

It was in Trastevere that he introduced me to spaghetti alle vongole. I never thought to order it (oddly), and he showed me the error of my ways. I think of him every time I get it (several times per visit to Rome)...

20/8/2025, 3:25:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Oh dear. Michael was a giant—one of the great formalist readers of Latin poetry of the last century. And such a sweet and gentle man. I knew him mainly in connection with the American Academy in Rome, where his was always a voice of reason (sorely needed). A truly major loss.

20/8/2025, 1:35:06 AM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh dear. Michael was a giant—one of the great formalist readers of Latin poetry of the last century. And such a sweet and gentle man. I knew him mainly in connection with the American Academy in Rome, where his was always a voice of reason (sorely needed). A truly major loss.

20/8/2025, 1:35:06 AM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social)

I have completed an exhaustive review of current events and some longer-term timelines and conclude that the vibes are not immaculate.

20/8/2025, 1:29:08 AM | 50 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

To declare it your "final" year—openly, publicly, for all the world of men and gods to see—is to play with fire, compadre.

20/8/2025, 12:54:14 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

I just wanted someone, anyone, to catch the niche reference. You made my day! 😂 (but yes, noted on the olive oil question)

19/8/2025, 10:43:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social)

look I'm not myself an astrophysicist so I can't say what effects it would have for a spate of tech bro frauds to crop saying "we can build a Dyson sphere around the solar system" while drizzling the wrong kind of olive oil in the pan but I think we should not try this

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Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

The latter phrasing is an acceptable alternative, but in the wake of so many smaller programs getting shuttered, I preferred the grand statement in this case...

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Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social)

The greatness of a university is a measure of its capacity for enabling synergies between a small number of big disciplines and the largest possible number of *small* ones. That's the magic of the modern university and a big part of its unique and priceless contribution to humanity.

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Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok, fine. We'll include the dumb Kuiper Belt inside our Dyson sphere.

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Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social)

Hey guys! What are you up to this weekend? Dunno. Thinking about watching the game. Maybe build a Dyson sphere around the solar system (excluding the Kuiper Belt). And a little laundry, if we have time. Neat!

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Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm so sorry, Shaily.

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Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sorry, Matt. I wish I had words.

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Profile picture Carlos Noreña (@carlosfnorena.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm guessing you're either a Wisconsinite or a Yankees fan!

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