Goldfinger...

I'm pretty sure if ya check with Hobby Lobby they have something that can remove all the plastic. However, I don't know if they will share it with the White House housekeeping staff.

Plot twist- it’s all spray-painted styrofoam that’s attached with double-sided tape.

And pressure washer!

“More gold shit, boys.”

Home Depot needs to put a ban on gold spray paint orders from Stephen Miller.

Damn right! We will take that trashy gaudy gold down and melt into gold bars if it’s even gold! SMH

Best little whorehouse in Texas, as Stella Parton said.

beyond ugly and tacky 🤮

It’s like a Gypsy caravan

Or just turn up the heat so the glue melts

"Do it like Caesar's Palace, but more cheesy."

The one thing about gold leaf is it comes off really easy.

All at taxpayer expense. Fuck Trump. An asshole who does this does NOT plan to leave…unless in a body bag.

That’s a lot of pyrite spray paint.

Oval Kitsch-in Trash for the trash.

Saturday January 20, 2029 🙏🏻

From class to crass in 7 months. Sweet.

He is most comfortable in whorehouses. Just needs some red.

guaranteed when trump is eventually moved from the white hours he ornhia cult will remove the Nero & Caligula type gold gilt we Americans paid for

The Michael's near the White House has been picked clean.

I wouldn't worry - if there's one thing the fall of the Tzar's proved, it was how quickly an angry nation can rip the gold off a palace.

It's plastic.

He desperately needs reassurances that hes important because he knows how compromised he is.

🤣 The shitty rosettes that don't fit the top panels. Classy AF

Feels:

"Massive half built ballroom, one clueless owner"

So shitty. Nobody has ever felt the need to decorate the panels on a six panel door because the panels are the decoration.

They also look made of foam, cheap as heck, very fiti for a AWFUL look.

they will fall off during a press conference.

the ones in the middle look like flames on some old dork's car.

Gaudy as fuck

Those are plastic pieces that you get from Home Depot and they spray painted them gold🥴

O.M.F.G.

But why is it giving Ariel’s treasure cave vibes? Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?

Maybe oval offices are like forests? Every now and then they need a good burning so they can come back healthier and stronger.

Well, as a Canadian, maybe we'll just go ahead and take care of that for you again. We're helpful people!

disgusting

Yup, money can't buy taste

Sadam called. He wants his stuff back.

Does Hobby Lobby take Returns?

Anyone else remember back in the nineties when whitehouse. com took you to a porn site?

Gross.

All Trump's tacky WH gold fixtures will end up in the dumpster if the Dems take back the presidency in 2028.

Just some cream/white paint will do.

to pry the WH from its cold dead hand??? i meant paw, of course. “we’re gonna need a bigger chisel”

The fumes from all that gold spray paint can't be doing him any favors.

It’s very wannabe Russian palace vibes

indeed. it's ugly and gaudy

Every woodworker, finish carpenter, or craftsman who voted for Trump should be forced to stare at this dipshittery for, like, a day.

Just like when a sick kid barfs all over. Just begin at the edge and work your way in. 🤮

And a hazmat team.

Pretty sure it’s just paint

Whole lot of Dutch metal. (Look it up) stupid reporters take him at his word it’s gold leaf, a whole different spin. But you can not hide or spin plastic Italianate putti in the architraves. 🤮🤮🤮🤮

The level of straight tacky is upsetting (And I’m no expert on decor).

Total. Gut. Rehab.

Did Putin loan Trump his interior decorator?

The filthy lucre will probably tarnish and fall off prior to midterms

So fucking gaudy.

Such gaudy ugliness. White Trash House!

The foil should strip right off

it will fall of during a press conference.

It’s styrofoam, an open flame will fix it.

Now if they had done all of that in Black it might actually look kind of nice. But I'm goth so...

Maybe we just make like the British and burn it to the ground. Restart from scratch.

I don’t think there is enough spackle in world for those walls. Have to gut the place!

I’d forgotten about the Andrew Jackson portrait being pulled from storage.

And lots of sanitizer 😬

Turning the White House into Caesar’s Palace. Classy.

He doesn't know how to value himself, so needs reassurance in sight at all times.

His self would seem to ensure he could never undervalue himself.

Some guys will coat everything around them in gold rather than spend 1% of that on therapy...

Looks like a house of ill repute.

Actually just a coat of paint will do.

Boy that gold rustoleum sure is shiny

Good grief, the once elegant Oval Office now resembles a bordello.

or a giant economy size bottle of Goo Gone. I heard its all gold colored stick on foam.

The old man must have his emotional support gold leaf.

If I was the next president, I'd seriously think of purifying with fire. Controlled burns a thing for interior design, or just wildfire mgmt?

Needs to round bed and a sunken in tub to complete the Scarface makeover

Gilt by association

Let’s just burn the whole thing to the ground and rebuild.