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crows hold grudges for 17 years. amateurs.
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Fifty-one of the 85 Federalist papers were written by a guy born in Nevis.
What a gang of mindless amateurs in Washington accomplished in Beijing:
they changed their font to make the logo scale better, and this chode is out there screeching about DEI and larping importance. âdrop the egosâ indeed.
not just that he has no constitutional authority, there isn't even any particular legal or institutional mechanism by which the president can make anyone treat this as anything other than a weird advisory opinion.
news, sports, and entertainment are the only reasons X is still relevant. if even the NBA jumped ship, it would all crumble.
but ⊠theyâre so good!
1/ If you are feeling overwhelmed by the fast paced of legal news, remember that itâs deliberate. Itâs a strategy Trump uses, flooding the zone in hopes that people will tune out. Read what you need to know here to get ready for the week: joycevance.substack.com/p/the-week-a...
this is a cry for help
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As I make the jump to hyperspace, I realize I left the baby on top of the ship.
never let anyone tell you itâs too late to follow your dreams
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
i mean three years is a fucking LIFETIME in politics. the debate over all this is absurd.
or karma
i try to be creative at times but i also try not to stray from alt textâs purpose!
Tulsi Gabbard is *very obviously* a foreign intelligence asset and I hope we all live long enough to see her tried and convicted for it.
when he does finally go i will demand not just the death certificate but the long form death certificate
âvoluntaryâ doing a lot of heavy lifting here
apologies. and yes!
it definitely crossed my mind
chat rooms were not social media
AOLâs original discussion forums were also pretty great
yeah, with KIDS. it wasnât mass adoption. i suppose i shouldâve been laser precise with my few words.
you donât have to be pedantic. none of it was pervasive.
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!
it was also pre-social media. we talked to each other on moderated email discussion lists (or usenet, which i loved). twas a golden era.
This whole thread is just appalling. The hearing arises from the Trump admin conspiring with a foreign country to violate a federal court order in the middle of the night so it can deny due process to children who escaped dangerous circumstances.
giuliani is gonna sue the hell out of whoever painted a tunnel on that brick wall
TIL Giuliani has a spine
youâre adorable
that was in the story i linked
the story for how giuliani got hurt is super sketch but it does include â911â so i respect his commitment to the bit
The DeSantis regime will do more to protect sidewalks from chalk than children from bullets.
This âexplicitâ is a weird editorial choice. The constitution gives the president no power over this at all. Itâs not ambiguous.
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they are so ill-suited for the moment. we donât need genteel politicos. we need fucking bomb throwers. no âwork across the aisleâ types. iâm talking âburn it all down and salt the earthâ types.
They normalized calling for the death of innocent Black men. They normalized the fact that they canât stop sexually abusing children. They normalized a traitorous violent assault on the capitol of the United States. And these motherfuckers want to pretend *word choice* is the issue? Please.
i know
you kind of HAVE to. for america.
yeah i canât now
when he does finally go i will demand not just the death certificate but the long form death certificate
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iâve been calling her Princess Polio but this absolutely wins
nah weâre not doing that in my mentions, everyone settle yourselves
it happened before the discussion was done lol
Excellent use of alt text
alt text can be fun!
more like ârunning away from constituentsâ lately
âyou should work more and have less time off, peasantâ is now gop canon
maybe heâd feel better about it if they spent the day golfing
iâm married to an ole miss alum lol
iâd disagree with the premise. everyone i know whoâs a college football fan actually did go to college?
we knew you would be!
alabama fans are taking things well lol
lol rip
omg looollll
iâm not saying iâm old iâm just saying the most embarrassing thing iâve ever done can now only be found on microfiche
oh man a genuine classic
women who date grown men with names like âscooterâ should be quarantined
Love to rebound from an internet fiasco by dating the person the Internetâs most notorious stan base hates most in the world.
yeah iâve been called a ghoul more than twice (itâs going on my linkedin profile)
I have bad news about who compiles such statistics.
she did! i met her afterward
a long time ago i had a friend who went to jail for shooting her husband in the leg and when i asked why she shot her husband in the leg she said "i missed" and i still think about it
Remember how if a kid choked on a little plastic toy they used to stop selling the toy
i dunno, i'm kinda into furious, drunk-driving bananas
[sobbing] all you ever put me in are daiquiri-he-he-hesssss
is this good
I know I can't have kids because I'll hear anecdotes from parents being like "My five year old started screaming because I gave him mac and cheese when he wanted cheese and mac, haha" and instead of laughing I truly believe I would punt the toddler across the room
2025 Democratic politics is that scene in every 70s movie where somebody gets their car stolen and runs down the street shaking their fist in the air yelling, "Hey, that's my car!!!"
The Republican Congress is going to try to rewrite the history of RFK Jr.âs confirmation as HHS Secretary. âWe didnât knowâ âNobody told usâ âHe promised he wouldnâtâŠâ This thread will be about the warnings from thousands of scientists and HCW who loudly and publicly opposed his confirmation.
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this is literally why iâve been using the same pic for almost 20 years â tried updating it once and no one knew who i was, lol
The Rev took attendanceâŠ
live your life in such a way that millions of people donât joyfully await your demise
With mirth in funeral
i did not! monterey is so beautiful tho
If youâve ever visited Californiaâs Monterey Bay and looked out over the immensity of the Pacific - well, I hear itâs lovely. But how many of its roughly 4 million visitors per year know that beyond the surf, theyâre also in the presence of the second Grand Canyon of the United States? 1/
Zohran Mamdani is the happiest politician in America, his whole campaign is about how New York is awesome and can be even awesomer. Meanwhile, there has never been a politician in history who talked as much about what a shithole he thinks America is as Donald Trump does.
i don't think it's true but that won't stop me from baselessly speculating
oh goddammit
if I lived in a water bong for the next hundred years I would still never be high enough to know what the fuck heâs going on about
i need yall to stop thinking that shitty people who do shitty things must be doing them because theyâre being blackmailed. almost always, they do the shitty things simply because theyâre shitty people.
The presidential candidate who runs on the slogan "THERE WILL BE TRIALS!" has my vote.
i mean "picked him among the approved field of VP candidates"
i'm talking about a world where he is not around anymore
same. i think itâs a big reason trump picked him.
nah, there would be huge infighting. none of these rightwing famewhores would let vance just take over.
the maga cult will not follow him. he is utterly devoid of rizz.
this site is bad! it's going to fail! its user base has plateaued! it's not making any money! nobody here is smart except for me! everybody here is stupid! nobody is having any good discussions! i don't like being here! ok that's it for now. be back in 90 minutes
I will never get over how a handful of tech bros set billions of dollars on fire to build a plagiarism machine that doesn't work and will destroy human society when they could have used a fraction of that money to fund a new golden age of creativity and knowledge.
A story in three 2025 headlines
The phrase âunconstitutional abuse of powerâ is right there
Doomers: The 2026 election doesn't matter, Republicans are just going to rig the whole thing anyway Various red state republican incumbents: I'm just going to quit now because if I run in 2026 I'm going to get absolutely killed
Hey, does anybody remember that two-word phrase that whipped up all the anti-Obamacare tea partiers in 2009
NEW â Black organizers and elected leaders gathered today to denounce Trumpâs threats to send military forces to Chicago. They are developing a 30-day emergency response plan, which includes establishing mutual aid hubs and Know Your Rights training sessions. thetriibe.com/2025/08/blac...
