Meh. I'll be OK with just seeing his dead body hanging upside down from an Esso awning.

Trump is evil personified for lying about covid-19 and killing over a million Americans with his Terminal Stupidity. Democide is indiscriminate death caused by disinformation for political power and purposes!

Just make sure to get the tax returns and school grades as well.

And autopsy photos. LOTS of them with his sternum split open and his internal organs being weighed.

Quincy style.

Minimally - Yes!

He must be studied for science. And then join Osama in his watery grave.

I want him cremated and not planted on a golf course to give his kids a tax break. Scatter that fucker to the wind... in the middle of the Gulf of Arabia so his ashes never touch American soil again.

Too toxic. I suggest either burial deep in a subduction zone or launching his body into the sun.

He can accompany Leon to Mars on a giant penile rocket.

I want real pictures unedited. You know, like THE EPSTEIN FILES!

He won’t be buried where anyone can “pay their respects” that’s for sure.

I won't take anything less than pix or an invitation to piss on his grave.

I want to see what ICD-10 codes (reported to the WHO, ironically) are used. It should be interesting.

Pray for the day Shauna

Is there a 3 day waiting period to make sure he doesn't come back?

The no returns policy applies here.

Don't worry, there will be some of his cult followers who will claim he is coming back !

Golf course burial. In Venezuela.

Better idea:

Why pollute our waterways? At least dump him off the waters off the East Siberian Sea or something.

Without a chute.

I want video of the autopsy

Ditto

We didn't really get confirmation he's alive thought There's like one blurry photo of him, and he allegedly did an interview, but there is no video? He's not alive, and they haven't figured out how to break it to MAGA yet TRUMP'S DEAD!!!!!!

He's neither alive nor dead until we see the body. Schrodinger's Rat.

Also stick a pin in him, see if he flinches.

i want the orange one get the Bin Laden burial...

I will be asleep, following dancing around the house to “Celebrate” while chugging champagne.

Will we be able to get wallet size copies we can carry around at all times? That way, if we ever get sad, or get some bad news, we can just pull that out of our wallets and smile

That would look nice in a frame

His family will have him lie in state and charge admission

The hazmat crew needed to clean up all the spit will be enormous.

We need to frame the official copy between the Constitution and the new location of Obama's official portrait

Open casket.... (couldn't look any worse than he does now).

No... just think of the smell...

Wrap him (below the neck) in plastic?

I wouldn't wish that job on my worst enemy.

On display like Mussolini perhaps.

Bury him upside down so he can see where he's going.

I want to see the bloody stake after it’s been removed.

Earned you a follow 👊👊👊

Don’t threaten me with a good time

And that it be an Egyptian burial where his family and closest sycophants are entombed with him

Issued by Kenya

When you apply for that long form death certificate, make sure you request the DNA sample of the corpse as well.

I'll frame it.

for good measure it will better to hit his corpse with silver bullets and an ash stake

will be

I want Trump proven illegitimate. We were always right.

#RussianTail

Nothing to prove, he's been illegitimate since January 6, 2021 based on the plain text of the Constitution.

True. But I mean both terms. Russian interference with Trump's support was proven, several times over. Lack of Justice has always been the problem. I expect we will be successful, eventually. If it takes 20 years, will be worth it. 🧵 Thread of Russian Collusion since 2016 bsky.app/profile/did:...

“Syphilis” will probably be redacted.

💯💯💯

And a full autopsy report........with pictures 📸

Fuck it, I'll take a coupon!

He had better not be allowed to lie in state in the Capitol building, being a traitor and all.

Send the body on a national tour. Afterwards put his head on a pike outside the WH.

For MAGA’s sake they could embalm him & prop him up in a booth that would tour county fairs in red states where MAGA faithful could pay to stand in line to shake his hand. Extra $ for a photo with him. Heck, come to think of it, I’d probably pay for a photo next to him with my thumb up and a grin

For added authenticity, they can mount the body on a gold-plated crapper.

Or they could sell vials with tiny bits of his flesh to the faithful. All proceeds to go to Epstein’s victims…

And a stake through the heart, and his head removed. No point taking any chances!

He should be buried at sea, so as not to give his followers a shrine. True, it would deprive me of a place to piss, but it's a good sacrifice, in my judgement.

The autopsy should be broadcast live.

It'll be redacted.

It’ll say “Stake through the heart” or “Decapitated” by VEEP who will be the new head of the GOP Coven inner council - but it is the Magesterials who wield the power -Thiel, Vaught, Putin and his oligarchs, the Arabian peninsula royal families, Netanyhu et al

He won’t just be buried normally either. They’ll have to screw the cunt into the ground, so twisted is he. Personally, I’d like to see him fed to the pigs.

mirror under the nose you know, just to be sure..................

And his iq test to be released. Always going on about iq is screaming im dumb and please dont think that

I’d like to re-enact the funeral home scene from Charade.

And a concrete casket to be dropped in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle

I am somewhat depressed by the thought that for the rest of our lives, though, they’ll be a significant portion of the population who won’t believe he’s dead. It’ll be like Elvis, but for people who don’t like music.

💯 percent chance there will be Trump impersonators in Vegas.

😲🤣🤮

You could be right about that. Exhausting to think about it.

Omg you’re right. 🤦‍♂️

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I bet they keep his death a secret for a while like the Russians do with their leaders.

He should be buried exactly like/where he buried Ivanka!

Ivanka will rig it.like did her mom

😂😂 An autopsy report will be my beckoning.

And recompence for all his decades of criminality!!!

And claim forever that he died in Kenya.

definitely!

Maybe a stake through the heart just to make sure he stays gone.

The certificate will be deemed a fake. He’ll leave a video for MAGA that his death is a hoax invented by the Democrats. MAGA knows Elvis (their other deity) is still alive. Donald’s immortality isn’t a stretch for them.

I want him buried in my profit tax deductions

Probably, it will take longer. Russians and Eastern European have seen this before.

I am hoping it is in pubic, in an altogether too-undeniable way

I have had some thoughts on his demise. 1. The funeral will be held at his obsequious cooker group megachurches no doubt. 2 after the fan group who else will go for any reason to but ensure he’s dead. 3 24/7 guards will be required to ensure his tomb doesn’t become a gender neutral toilet.

Make sure the rifle salute is aimed into the coffin, not over it. Build a Trump Dance Floor™ over his grave - the people will come and they will dance.

Much more better place than the White House to put that ballroom he so desperately wants to defile it with.

Just keep him OUT of Arlington Cemetery. He should be buried next to IVANKA at his golf course, with NO 'honors', instead.

"As coroner, I must aver..."

And I’ll celebrate to hell and back in the meantime!

Also epstein files

I’d like to forcefully apply an aluminum baseball bat to his orange face before he dies.

To get it framed?

I'm counting on it happening live so Aaron captures the clip I can loop endlessly on every device I own.

I'm getting that sucker as a tattoo, every blessed word

There will be so many medical conditions listed. His health has always been a lie.

Can we get Obama to stand outside the morgue screaming "I demand to see your death certificate" like the 'birthers' did????

All I need to know is the location of his grave. I have a small vial set aside for the substance I intend to dump on int.

Yes please!!!

Kind of funny that it wasn’t required to specify who “he” was for anyone to know precisely to whom you were referring. 😉

Yesterday was a wonderful fantasy.🤭

Just spit up my coffee. Thanks for the much needed laugh!

Wouldn't it be grand if he met his end on camera in a total freak accident, in a way we didn't expect at all? Something Blake Edwards-y that would make a for a *hilarious* obit report?

It will probably be on the toilet. But his fans would spin that to 'just like Elvis'.

Yeah. But we could be very justified in describing him as “shitty”.

Maybe he'll die from a crack cocaine overdose, be chopped into little bits by a commuter plane, or strangled by the corpse of Richard Nixon. If any of those things could happen to Gerald Ford... There's possibilities. https://youtu.be/1tX6jdoruH8

I’m going to Hawaii to investigate

You shall be very proud of what you have done. The Hero we deserve

you kind of HAVE to. for america.

We need more patriots like you two.

Don't waste your time. You wouldn't believe the stuff they're finding . 😼

Donald HUSSEIN Trump

That certificate gonna have a real height and weight too lol

I will pay money to piss on his grave

Let's circulate a petition to declare a new date for Thanksgiving. 😇🙏😇

The one with his true height, true weight, and true COD?

Lets say no to Short Form media in general.

Pics, or it didn't happen.

I want to cosplay George Kennedy in Charade, stomping down the aisle in a trench coat, to the coffin, and sticking a pin in the SOB to make sure he’s really, really dead.

Let’s suppose he is lying in state. Is it poor etiquette for a mourner to pay respects including jabbing the body with a pin? To ensure the body is not reactive and truly deceased?

Oh geez. What if something deflates or starts to leak? 😬

It’s breakfast time, yuk.

I have a roll of tp right here. 😁

When he does die , there will be a decade of "they" killed him shit That is the only downside

Hell, they’ll be rumors Dems killed him for over a century. And then they’ll be other nuts who will claim someone’s cloned him like Sleeper, or Boys from Brazil…

I will insist on poking him with a stick just to make sure.

My mother told us she was going to to fake her own death so she could hear all the wonderful things people would say about her at her funeral. Then she plans to sit up in her coffin and yell SURPRISE! I won’t be attending the first funeral, as I assume there will be another.

Chef’s kiss 😙

Really most sincerely dead!!!!!!

Is that the one where the coroner puts a stake in the heart just to be sure?

With all the causes of death, too. Most forms have 3 lines. His will be multiples of 3.

I would happily reword it into blank verse

I want to poke him with a stick to make sure he is dead.

I’d like to perform the autopsy please.

Asking for a friend: Proof need to be had Mussolini style?🤷🏻‍♀️

Not dead yet?

He’s pining for the fjords…

We can burn him, bury him or dump him.

🤣🤣🤣

Instead of 6’ deep t®️ump should be buried 600’ deep.

Someone told me Russia is on to their 4th or 5th Putin!

Most people will be curious but they are going to dance, laugh, and sing whether they have the answer or not.

Tourism will go up if we can piss on his grave. They could charge an entrance fee... its the kind of profit from someone's misfortune that he would have approved of.

How much will he have paid coroner beforehand to write up how he died a perfect specimen, so healthy?

Habeus corpus has never been so relevant…🫤

I will demand one single cigarette from whoever is closest and smoke one for the first time in 18 years

Chocolate cake and champagne.

*waves hand* you did not see the drunken karaoke comment completely unrelated to your comment but I thought you were responding to a different post so I deleted it...

Oops, sorry Pinche!

😂 My bad

His narcissism means he will demand to lie in state like some politburo general secretary, so go along and make sure it's true

That line past his corpse is gonna be yuge, the yugest ever for a d@d president! And the watch parties for the funeral will be epic!

He can demand whatever he wants, but we really should feel his body into a wood chipper and scatter the remains to the four corners of the Earth. Just in case there is a resurrection…

They will release neither and this is when it will get interesting as they will fight and claw each other for relevance to hold onto power. Dems - better be ready, this is going to be like never seen before, no more playing nice

The autopsy is going to be hilarious with all the reveals.

Syphilis, advanced dementia and/or Alzheimer’s, no bone spurs. Heart disease. Brain rot.

Hurry please

With the location of the remains so I can piss on them. I'm reasonably sure I'll be standing in line for a while if someone wants to bring me a bottle of water.

Before or after the celebration?

I'm always ready with Green Day's "Ha Ha You're Dead" on standby to celebrate

😂

I wanna see this👇🏽

I want to SEE the body and poke it with a stick to his eyes. Just to make sure.😈

I will demand a two-week mandatory holiday, with free booze paid for by seizing his assets.

Hey, maybe we can ship back to you all of the US booze we’ve currently got suspended in storage up here in Canada to help you out in that celebration. All part of mending fences, you know...😉🍁

Not so fast. I may come out of retirement , thirsty as hell after a 15 yr break. He couldn't make me give in and drink out of desperation but I'd enjoy getting shit faced for a celebration.

🤣

I dunno, been seeing a lot of this speculative chatter in the bad place:

For some reason I ended up with my grandfather's. It wasnt pretty, but I learned a lot. Basically he died from misdiagnosed heartburn. He had a bleeding ulcer from years of being given nitroglycerin tabs with no actual heart based diagnostics.

And the long form of the certificate of death…

I’m going to want a narrative account of it and a play by play audio recording of the event

What if he died in Kenya?

Read our by the Mayor of Munchkin City.

I want Gaddafi-style pictures and videos.

They’re probably trying to upload his consciousness now. Lol!

There will need to be many precautions taken to keep the vampire from rising from the dead. Pretty sure chains and bricks will be needed.

I hope there’s a place public viewing in the Capital Rotunda…so people can finally tell him how feel about him. We deserve the therapy.

There will be leaks and there will be "suitable for framing" reproductions available at Ikea.

😁

In the immortal words of Bob Dylan... 'And I hope that you die And your death will come soon I'll follow your casket By the pale afternoon And I'll watch while you're lowered Down to your deathbed And I'll stand over your grave 'Til I'm sure that you're dead'

I just want to know where the urinal will be.

Like a CVS receipt.

I’ve made the decision, wherever he’s buried, I’m going to both dance on and pee on his grave.

I'd bet the farm that his cult will be seeing him everywhere Elvis style for years afterwards. Eventually it'll peter down to images of him in pancakes, clouds, tortillas, sidewalks and cornflakes..

Hells, I want a sample to DNA test for confirmation. Video of the cremation.

Too angry to die...

Darn right.🤨

And a photo of the body with a wooden stake through it heart.

Hell, I'd take a receipt from McDonald's.

Evidence of stake through the heart

Wouldn’t mind seeing the autopsy report, also

Can I get it printed on a hat?

i wanna see the bone spurs

Sometimes it's not enough to document the end, we need to document all the slow death that preceded it.

Read the funeral scene in STARTER VILLAIN by John Scalzi.

Listen, you can't just walk in here and say you're dead without some proof. This is America.

I don’t think anyone would hide him. He won’t find sanctuary anywhere.

Will the long version fit on a t-shirt?

There will need to be a special autopsy where the head is put in a jar of formaldehyde.

Hahaha, sigh. It can’t happen too soon.

Public viewing

When he goes, I expect the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the Grim Reaper, the Devil, Freddy Krueger, Jason, Voldemort, the Alien, Thanos, Pennywise and the Wicked Witch of the West to all sigh and say okay, can we just get back to normal now?

All of them:

Will his final burial place be with wife #1, wife #2 or wife #3, or ? At Bedminster, MarALago (zoning issues?), or ?

I'm going to demand...an IV, with Vodka. And some Mariachi chicks, scantily clad, and some fireworks, glitter, balloons, and a week for jubilant celebration. 😁

I want to poke an eye, just to be sure.

They have skilled taxidermists on call .

You win the internet today!

An unredacted autopsy pic in front of neutral people would be good too

Can he take his kids with him?

Hollywood needs to start a Sidewalk of Shame on some disreputable alley.

Make sure to provide hand sanitizer to wash after defiling the plaque!

I do not even want to see an AI recreation of him. Don't let him be like Nixon from Futurama! 😂

Some days I want him buried in an unmarked grave beside Ivanka. On others, I want a statue with all his crimes listed.

Good one