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Robert Paulett @robertpaulett.bsky.social

His fantasy is to one day meet a woman who knows on sight what the tattoo means and they will be together forever, mass-procreating and buying weird eyeglasses together

aug 17, 2025, 3:23 pm • 7 0

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Kara McNair @karamcnair.bsky.social

Are there actually two Cellinis or did he just fuck up?

aug 17, 2025, 3:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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Robert Paulett @robertpaulett.bsky.social

Pretty sure we know the answer to that. Or maybe he just likes constantly referring back to Cellini in conversation because he likes “deep cut” Renaissance masters.

aug 17, 2025, 3:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social

I so regret knowing exactly who you are referring to

A color photo from a Telegraph article, showing Simone and Malcolm Collins. Both dress oddly like they are wearing their parents’ clothes and cosplaying adulthood and yet are adults themselves. Malcolm wears an ill fitting navy blue suit and red tie. Simone whose arm is around her husbands waist wears a black turtleneck and black blazer. They both wear glasses. The text reads: ‘meet the ‘elite couples’ breeding to save mankind.’
aug 17, 2025, 3:36 pm • 3 0 • view