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Robert Paulett

@robertpaulett.bsky.social

Historian of early America and bits of Britain. Apostate southerner. Yells about maps, St. Louis, and higher ed.

created July 3, 2023

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Profile picture Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent

And, you know, not for nothing that these sorts of weird little spaces tend to be where new (though not necessarily better) ideas come from, historically speaking.

2/9/2025, 3:54:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fwiw, Bluesky’s irrelevance is its greatest strength for me. Since no one here is getting rich or famous based on their posts, there is no real incentive to cater to power. That in turn makes it a usefully less-compromised place to discuss how power works in society, imo.

2/9/2025, 3:43:46 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like, there’s still the boring old social-scientific “a group of people coordinating effort within a system can in fact effect change, and that can be good, even if the long-term consequences remain unpredictable.”

2/9/2025, 3:34:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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…or the paralyzed nihilism I’m seeing in my younger students (“can’t predict chaos so may as well wait for the storm”)

2/9/2025, 3:32:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s taught generational helplessness, either in an over-reliance on “great man” individualistic causation (“bigger butterflies cause bigger storms”)…

2/9/2025, 3:31:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perhaps no concept has done more damage to humans’ understanding of causation than “the butterfly effect.”

2/9/2025, 3:29:53 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like, how do we end up at a point where the metric of how “smart” you are is that you despise democracy and desire a strongman?

2/9/2025, 2:57:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Among the many, many things we have to figure out how we get a media apparatus less openly bigoted against huge swaths of the population and, by extension, less hard-wired for fascism.

2/9/2025, 2:56:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If this is our Vatican smokestack, I cannot think of a more appropriately American one…

2/9/2025, 12:41:36 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want to believe but this is also the closest Domino’s to GW…

2/9/2025, 12:34:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like, here’s what we’ve got for you. Also a still-working Hardee’s. And two more abandoned Hardee’s.

1/9/2025, 3:27:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In western Virginia you should read this sign more like “Food Gas Lodging”

1/9/2025, 3:25:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And another reminder here that a standalone “national capital” so easily becomes “the palace court” and maybe instead of statehood, we should just abolish DC altogether and make Congress meet in a downtown Marriott just like the rest of us do whenever we need to have an event.

1/9/2025, 2:41:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worth noting how closely X’s base of government officials, national political journalists, billionaire interests, and prep school Nazis matches the parts of DC someone like Schatz sees every day and therefore how easy it is to mistake X for “real life” when you live in that world.

1/9/2025, 2:38:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mark Rober and Dude Perfect have twisted a whole generation of guys’ houses. Gonna need a whole new federal department to unrig this nonsense.

31/8/2025, 9:10:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s still a massive, massive port, rail, and logistics hub. That geography hasn’t really changed. The town’s struggles are human-created self-sabotage.

31/8/2025, 4:21:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’d think that these people who “felt safe” in the middle of all that would learn that their feelings are not the most reliable data for crime levels and yet…

31/8/2025, 4:18:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And no accident these same aging children elected this Peter Pan-looking motherfucker to be their leader.

St. Louis mayor Cara Spencer, a 40-something woman with a pixie haircut, wearing a blazer with wide lapels and a huge boutonnière in front of a flag and wood-paneled walls.
31/8/2025, 3:49:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You see it in the FB comments on the “local history” pages where people long for the “low crime and prosperity” of their teenage years in… 1980s St. Louis.

31/8/2025, 3:41:02 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If only this town loved children as much as it loves reports telling it how much it hates children.

31/8/2025, 12:02:36 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*ahem* IT’S THE SEVENTY-YEAR FIGHT AGAINST PUBLIC SCHOOLS BY PEOPLE LIKE YOU, ASSHOLES! Look for my six-figure invoice Tuesday a.m.

30/8/2025, 11:57:53 PM | 38 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mission accepted.

30/8/2025, 5:21:05 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well shit, after a week of prattling on about the value of history as a discipline and the necessity of human review of research I guess I should probably get this reader report in…

29/8/2025, 4:35:28 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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State’s gonna suspend local government just to create more travel vouchers for the Dave and Busters crowd.

29/8/2025, 3:45:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whole city’s being bankrupted because people really really want to spend time in a first-class lounge on their way to an Austin Marriott. It’s not just the depth of the corruption that gets me. It’s the smallness of the ambition.

29/8/2025, 3:42:46 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s the illusion of a gap closing with young salary-earning families moving out of gentrifying neighborhoods and older retirement-income empty nesters moving in, who are still rich but might not show up in the MHI data the same way.

29/8/2025, 1:04:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Them: “Just give us a clear timeline that tells us is going to happen.” Me, after discoursing vaguely on broad sweeps of time and the unreliability of knowledge for twenty minutes: “Probably suffering.”

29/8/2025, 12:05:38 AM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weirdly I always thought the scene in the Harry Potter books where the centaurs try to teach a class best captured the distance between what people want historians to be and what we actually are.

29/8/2025, 12:03:41 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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And yes I’m still mad about Cori but not mad just about that.

28/8/2025, 8:41:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dems’ choice to focus on purging their own membership in the middle of an active coup situation rather than consolidating power will be remembered as one of the stupidest and deadliest self-owns in history.

28/8/2025, 8:40:16 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you reword it all as “purging challengers to their authority” it slots in more easily with historical patterns.

28/8/2025, 3:21:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you think about just how far the nearest Best Buy is from East St. Louis, this dog’s achievements become all the more remarkable.

28/8/2025, 1:41:29 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What parts of this administration, exactly, are disproving the “woke” idea that white straight dudes are a predatory band of incompetents who violently cling to power because they know they can’t wield authority any other way?

28/8/2025, 12:26:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How dare historians rethink this concept that was invented by other historians?! It would be like physicists denying the eternal truth of phlogistic theory!

27/8/2025, 9:15:47 PM | 157 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just a reminder that, unless your state is 70% retired millionaire federal contractors trying to start a horse farm, Virginia’s politics map terribly onto the nation and please stop trying.

27/8/2025, 11:47:31 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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50/50 chance that some frustrated someone once told our dense baby president the National Guard was “kind of like the country’s property management company” and that analogy stuck.

27/8/2025, 4:03:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And I guess Newsom’s just jumped ahead to 1787’s, “No, we didn’t mean *all* of your rights” vibe.

26/8/2025, 12:06:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tried explaining to a French colleague not so long ago why Americans would do something so dumb as abandon the idea of the state.

26/8/2025, 12:04:53 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not for nothing, “We will use the power of the state to protect your basic human rights and not abandon you to be brutalized by your neighbors” was, like, the main idea of the Declaration.

26/8/2025, 12:03:17 AM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wheel of Fortune-ass weather.

25/8/2025, 6:22:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Anyone’s fault but mine and they look weird…”

24/8/2025, 4:08:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Way happier over being my irrelevant alienating academic self than whatever the fuck it is those goons are.

24/8/2025, 4:07:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be fair, if that straw barista ever vanishes for Nichols, Brooks, et al, all that’s left is them being held accountable for the very large and very real roles they played in destroying democracy and plunging the republic into fascism.

24/8/2025, 4:06:37 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It really is almost impressive that leadership as a field has managed to take something as diverse, decentralized, and varied as American higher ed institutions and get them all to fail at once everywhere.

23/8/2025, 6:22:19 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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They will all shuffle sideways to new positions in new places and chase the next thing as a cure-all for the ruin the last one left, same as they’ve done for two decades.

23/8/2025, 1:56:51 AM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will always be grateful for his phrase “desultory rioting” and everything it taught me about the mentality of British historiography.

23/8/2025, 1:39:45 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just a quick tour of the Google News tab for “Fall 2025 enrollments”

Headlines from around the country announcing record enrollments at Oklahoma State, University of Louisville, Spartanburg Methodist College, and Arizona State University Headlines from around the country proclaiming record enrollments at University of Tennessee, Texas Christian University, Illinois Central College, and Morehead State University.
23/8/2025, 1:05:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good news is university enrollments are up everywhere. Bad news is university enrollments are up everywhere.

23/8/2025, 1:02:20 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is truly one of the most powerful and beautiful museums I have ever been to. Interpretation elevated to art and it is only an absolute monster who could be blind to it.

A wooden bowl in front of a reconstructed quarters at the National Museum of African American History and Culture labeled with a sign reading “To Nourish” A small wooden crib in a display case with iron shackles suspended over it at the National Museum of African American History and Culture. Visitors to the National Museum of African American History and Culture sit at the Greensboro North Carolina lunch counter in front of interpretive screens. A watch tower from Angola Prison in Louisiana looms in the background.
28/3/2025, 2:05:57 AM | 15 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wrote this on FB after Charlottesville and still feel it is one of my better thesis statements.

This is what fuels the opposition to the humanities, this belief that to allow criticism, even from a source you will never meet, is to give another person, even temporarily, power over you. And that moment of weakness could lead to erasure and death. Worse it lets that person think they're
20/8/2025, 1:50:44 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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And to be clear, these dudes are driven to mass murder for experiencing just once in their lives an echo of just one of the myriad horrors of Atlantic slavery.

19/8/2025, 10:04:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dunno, given how many action franchises are built around the merest hint of the family separation that was the core of the Atlantic slave system maybe the institution was pretty freaking awful and we should remember that.

Diego da Luna as Cassian Andor in “Andor” looking for his trafficked sister. Liam Neeson as Bryan Mills in “Taken” looking for his trafficked daughter. Bruce Willis as John McClane in “Die Hard” trying to save his ex-wife held hostage. Arnold Schwarzenegger as John Matrix in “Commando” trying to recapture his kidnapped daughter.
19/8/2025, 10:02:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That horrible, unimaginable thing that drove Liam Neeson to insane levels of violence in those “Taken” movies? Baseline of daily life. Starts there and gets worse.

19/8/2025, 8:27:50 PM | 674 22 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are absolutely going to raise a Confederate flag outside the White House, “unofficially, as a joke” within three weeks.

19/8/2025, 3:47:09 AM | 11 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of the thousand reasons I’m shifting grading in my intro classes from product to process. Don’t know if it will work but the only way out is to quit the game this thing is playing.

18/8/2025, 4:58:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Adding “I’m not mad, just disappointed” as an option on all my rubrics.

18/8/2025, 2:38:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes I’m taking a break from writing my syllabus statements on the hazards of gamifying learning and Ai to play Duolingo, and I’m already aware, Mr. Ironypants, so just keep walking.

18/8/2025, 2:17:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Say what you will about the neo-cons, they at least read enough Trotsky in their youth to understand how state power works.

17/8/2025, 6:46:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤬 Shame on @stltoday.com for allowing Editorial Board member Lynn Schmidt to publish her latest racist, MAGA rant There are plenty of news accounts and an entire Action St. Louis Report on the community's 🌪 Tornado efforts actionstl.org/tornado

The People's Response Impact Report cover page Screenshot of disgusting editorial column in St. Louis Post-Dispatch, headlined: The tornado devastated Black neighborhoods. Where was BLM?
17/8/2025, 5:38:29 PM | 25 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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He always tested well so his failures must be society’s fault.

17/8/2025, 3:45:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty sure we know the answer to that. Or maybe he just likes constantly referring back to Cellini in conversation because he likes “deep cut” Renaissance masters.

17/8/2025, 3:41:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His fantasy is to one day meet a woman who knows on sight what the tattoo means and they will be together forever, mass-procreating and buying weird eyeglasses together

17/8/2025, 3:23:57 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He hasn’t done it yet because he’s kind of scared of needles, but this guy totally has plan to tattoo his SAT score on his left pec, closest to his heart.

17/8/2025, 3:09:48 PM | 28 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Talking to actual students is still the best antidote to the headlines. Really glad for the semester to be starting.

15/8/2025, 4:50:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really beginning to see that the core characteristic of a fascist is their inability to understand linear time.

15/8/2025, 4:03:13 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grim as it is seeing stormtroopers in real life, I am nonetheless impressed with how well Star Wars captured their general bumblefuckery.

14/8/2025, 9:11:40 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every campus should have a little hole that lets you run away into the woods.

Small opening in a leafy wall of branches and vines next to a sign that reads “S I U E Nature Reserve”
14/8/2025, 7:17:18 PM | 38 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s become clear is that we’re looking at the point where a myth (“humanities are expensive wastes”) becomes material (“you must cut humanities to secure the reputation/credit you need in order to finance your build-outs”). And now it’s doubly impervious to evidence.

26/7/2025, 4:15:38 PM | 18 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same. And the upper levels are all over the place depending on who got them on the books when. A major reason we have to offer both a BS and a BA (along with the whole language thing).

13/8/2025, 11:51:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Definite third thing. Our classes are split between them. I tell my students it’s because to really understand change you have to be able to model the typical (soc sci) with an eye to the full range of human possibility (humanities) so we do both.

13/8/2025, 11:47:43 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Truman is the model of how most of these cuts happen: don’t replace lines when people retire, cut their 75-80 enrollments each semester out of the department’s totals, use those “reduced” enrollments to justify not hiring, repeat until one day the program’s just gone.

13/8/2025, 7:21:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Equally as devastating when we lose programs, maybe even more, since our students just go home rather than go to Wash U.

13/8/2025, 7:11:42 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really not loving all the “well of course *regional publics* should be cutting humanities programs” language this news is bringing out.

13/8/2025, 7:10:31 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Once we turned every human endeavor into a real estate scam, we opened the door wide for the destroyer to take this particular form.

13/8/2025, 3:58:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One explanation for the rapid capitulation of universities, corporations, municipal governments, etc. to Trump’s fascism is because their leadership loves this exact type of shitty property developer.

13/8/2025, 3:57:16 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Outright surrender of sovereignty did sometimes happen, but negotiated borders was far more frequent.

13/8/2025, 3:30:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Native Americans were “conquered”

13/8/2025, 3:28:09 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The online dude need to obsessively rank cities.

13/8/2025, 2:46:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Smokey Robinson and the Coincidences.

13/8/2025, 3:54:51 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Legally yes but with the # of Stephen Douglasses currently in Dem leadership I’m skeptical that they wouldn’t crumble at the first David Brooks op ed talking about “fairness in our new state lines” and we’re back to a Missouri Compromise situation.

11/8/2025, 10:50:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ds would also have to muster the will to deny existing red-state petitions (southern IL, eastern OR, northern CA) and wear the cries of “hypocrite” proudly.

11/8/2025, 10:32:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We used to have a good answer for what the alternative looks like…

11/8/2025, 6:41:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So nice to see all these faces again.

10/8/2025, 9:45:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If we want to be inclusive of downstate the official drink of Illinois is “water under a boil order”

9/8/2025, 4:08:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just look at all the French theorists who did time in Nazi prison camps.

9/8/2025, 11:13:52 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow, look at the thumbnail in that thumbnail! Elliott Gorn would approve.

8/8/2025, 9:27:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weirdly stuff like this triggers my teacher’s sympathy that the bot is trying its best and just needs some help but then I remember that it does not care and correcting it involves correcting 20 billion inputs and so my teacher’s indifference kicks in. D- Let the fucker’s future boss deal with it.

8/8/2025, 5:16:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean if you want to give me a team of twelve professionals to likewise ensure my students are using Ai in a competent and ethical manner, go ahead but I don’t think it’s going to create the budget savings you’re hoping for.

8/8/2025, 4:36:04 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“I use Ai at my job and it’s fine.” i.e., you, a trained professional working with multiple levels of *human* oversight & accountability, can delegate specific parts of the job you already know how to do to Ai. Huzzah. Do you also see how that is very much *not* the classroom environment?

8/8/2025, 4:34:17 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A wealthy society obsessed with apocalypse, death, murder, and suicide stabbed itself in the face until it collapsed? Historians move slow, granted, but I think they’ll put those pieces together pretty easily.

8/8/2025, 3:48:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hilarious to be called Marxists when so much of faculty politics is about getting paid a fair wage for our work so we can buy our way into a bourgeois lifestyle.

8/8/2025, 2:55:15 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent

Very true! That’s clearly the play at my uni: using well publicized cuts to create space for the option of reorganizing Arts and Sciences into more “manageable” subject area units and easier to move or eliminate as wanted.

8/8/2025, 2:56:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s also an element of hazing, too, cutting humanities as a way for admins to prove their loyalty to the legislature and the board.

7/8/2025, 5:53:25 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Feldsien (@dfeldsien.bsky.social) reposted

Onder Law, a "you tripped let's get you 10k" law firm in St Louis, made a video entirely with AI showcasing neighborhoods around the region, and they do look like them if you have been there. There are thousands of actors and filmmakers in STL who could've knocked this commercial out of the park.

7/8/2025, 1:48:19 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent

Everyone seems so happy in this completely segregated community where no one can correctly pronounce the word “winning.”

7/8/2025, 2:08:48 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent

And if my competitors are also investing in it…

7/8/2025, 11:55:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent

Like, I know a guy next town over who also has a machine that can create visual approximations of things that have value and investing in his technology sure would streamline some of my workflows..

7/8/2025, 11:54:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)

Is there any argument for Ai that isn’t also an argument for counterfeit money?

7/8/2025, 11:53:38 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent

Can’t 3D print a cardboard shoebox can you Chad?

6/8/2025, 10:36:24 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)

Trying to Ai-proof an online course and fuck it, I’m going back to dioramas. They can mail them to me.

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