Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
And, you know, not for nothing that these sorts of weird little spaces tend to be where new (though not necessarily better) ideas come from, historically speaking.
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And, you know, not for nothing that these sorts of weird little spaces tend to be where new (though not necessarily better) ideas come from, historically speaking.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Fwiw, Bluesky’s irrelevance is its greatest strength for me. Since no one here is getting rich or famous based on their posts, there is no real incentive to cater to power. That in turn makes it a usefully less-compromised place to discuss how power works in society, imo.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
Like, there’s still the boring old social-scientific “a group of people coordinating effort within a system can in fact effect change, and that can be good, even if the long-term consequences remain unpredictable.”
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
…or the paralyzed nihilism I’m seeing in my younger students (“can’t predict chaos so may as well wait for the storm”)
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s taught generational helplessness, either in an over-reliance on “great man” individualistic causation (“bigger butterflies cause bigger storms”)…
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Perhaps no concept has done more damage to humans’ understanding of causation than “the butterfly effect.”
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
Like, how do we end up at a point where the metric of how “smart” you are is that you despise democracy and desire a strongman?
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Among the many, many things we have to figure out how we get a media apparatus less openly bigoted against huge swaths of the population and, by extension, less hard-wired for fascism.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
If this is our Vatican smokestack, I cannot think of a more appropriately American one…
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to believe but this is also the closest Domino’s to GW…
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
Like, here’s what we’ve got for you. Also a still-working Hardee’s. And two more abandoned Hardee’s.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
In western Virginia you should read this sign more like “Food Gas Lodging”
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And another reminder here that a standalone “national capital” so easily becomes “the palace court” and maybe instead of statehood, we should just abolish DC altogether and make Congress meet in a downtown Marriott just like the rest of us do whenever we need to have an event.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Worth noting how closely X’s base of government officials, national political journalists, billionaire interests, and prep school Nazis matches the parts of DC someone like Schatz sees every day and therefore how easy it is to mistake X for “real life” when you live in that world.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Mark Rober and Dude Perfect have twisted a whole generation of guys’ houses. Gonna need a whole new federal department to unrig this nonsense.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s still a massive, massive port, rail, and logistics hub. That geography hasn’t really changed. The town’s struggles are human-created self-sabotage.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
You’d think that these people who “felt safe” in the middle of all that would learn that their feelings are not the most reliable data for crime levels and yet…
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
And no accident these same aging children elected this Peter Pan-looking motherfucker to be their leader.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
You see it in the FB comments on the “local history” pages where people long for the “low crime and prosperity” of their teenage years in… 1980s St. Louis.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
If only this town loved children as much as it loves reports telling it how much it hates children.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
*ahem* IT’S THE SEVENTY-YEAR FIGHT AGAINST PUBLIC SCHOOLS BY PEOPLE LIKE YOU, ASSHOLES! Look for my six-figure invoice Tuesday a.m.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Mission accepted.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Well shit, after a week of prattling on about the value of history as a discipline and the necessity of human review of research I guess I should probably get this reader report in…
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
State’s gonna suspend local government just to create more travel vouchers for the Dave and Busters crowd.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Whole city’s being bankrupted because people really really want to spend time in a first-class lounge on their way to an Austin Marriott. It’s not just the depth of the corruption that gets me. It’s the smallness of the ambition.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s the illusion of a gap closing with young salary-earning families moving out of gentrifying neighborhoods and older retirement-income empty nesters moving in, who are still rich but might not show up in the MHI data the same way.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
Them: “Just give us a clear timeline that tells us is going to happen.” Me, after discoursing vaguely on broad sweeps of time and the unreliability of knowledge for twenty minutes: “Probably suffering.”
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Weirdly I always thought the scene in the Harry Potter books where the centaurs try to teach a class best captured the distance between what people want historians to be and what we actually are.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
And yes I’m still mad about Cori but not mad just about that.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Dems’ choice to focus on purging their own membership in the middle of an active coup situation rather than consolidating power will be remembered as one of the stupidest and deadliest self-owns in history.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
If you reword it all as “purging challengers to their authority” it slots in more easily with historical patterns.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
When you think about just how far the nearest Best Buy is from East St. Louis, this dog’s achievements become all the more remarkable.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
What parts of this administration, exactly, are disproving the “woke” idea that white straight dudes are a predatory band of incompetents who violently cling to power because they know they can’t wield authority any other way?
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
How dare historians rethink this concept that was invented by other historians?! It would be like physicists denying the eternal truth of phlogistic theory!
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Just a reminder that, unless your state is 70% retired millionaire federal contractors trying to start a horse farm, Virginia’s politics map terribly onto the nation and please stop trying.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
50/50 chance that some frustrated someone once told our dense baby president the National Guard was “kind of like the country’s property management company” and that analogy stuck.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
And I guess Newsom’s just jumped ahead to 1787’s, “No, we didn’t mean *all* of your rights” vibe.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
Tried explaining to a French colleague not so long ago why Americans would do something so dumb as abandon the idea of the state.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Not for nothing, “We will use the power of the state to protect your basic human rights and not abandon you to be brutalized by your neighbors” was, like, the main idea of the Declaration.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
Wheel of Fortune-ass weather.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
“Anyone’s fault but mine and they look weird…”
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
Way happier over being my irrelevant alienating academic self than whatever the fuck it is those goons are.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
To be fair, if that straw barista ever vanishes for Nichols, Brooks, et al, all that’s left is them being held accountable for the very large and very real roles they played in destroying democracy and plunging the republic into fascism.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
It really is almost impressive that leadership as a field has managed to take something as diverse, decentralized, and varied as American higher ed institutions and get them all to fail at once everywhere.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
They will all shuffle sideways to new positions in new places and chase the next thing as a cure-all for the ruin the last one left, same as they’ve done for two decades.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
I will always be grateful for his phrase “desultory rioting” and everything it taught me about the mentality of British historiography.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
Just a quick tour of the Google News tab for “Fall 2025 enrollments”
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Good news is university enrollments are up everywhere. Bad news is university enrollments are up everywhere.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reposted
It is truly one of the most powerful and beautiful museums I have ever been to. Interpretation elevated to art and it is only an absolute monster who could be blind to it.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Wrote this on FB after Charlottesville and still feel it is one of my better thesis statements.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
And to be clear, these dudes are driven to mass murder for experiencing just once in their lives an echo of just one of the myriad horrors of Atlantic slavery.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
I dunno, given how many action franchises are built around the merest hint of the family separation that was the core of the Atlantic slave system maybe the institution was pretty freaking awful and we should remember that.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
That horrible, unimaginable thing that drove Liam Neeson to insane levels of violence in those “Taken” movies? Baseline of daily life. Starts there and gets worse.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
They are absolutely going to raise a Confederate flag outside the White House, “unofficially, as a joke” within three weeks.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
One of the thousand reasons I’m shifting grading in my intro classes from product to process. Don’t know if it will work but the only way out is to quit the game this thing is playing.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Adding “I’m not mad, just disappointed” as an option on all my rubrics.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Yes I’m taking a break from writing my syllabus statements on the hazards of gamifying learning and Ai to play Duolingo, and I’m already aware, Mr. Ironypants, so just keep walking.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
Say what you will about the neo-cons, they at least read enough Trotsky in their youth to understand how state power works.
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Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
He always tested well so his failures must be society’s fault.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure we know the answer to that. Or maybe he just likes constantly referring back to Cellini in conversation because he likes “deep cut” Renaissance masters.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
His fantasy is to one day meet a woman who knows on sight what the tattoo means and they will be together forever, mass-procreating and buying weird eyeglasses together
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
He hasn’t done it yet because he’s kind of scared of needles, but this guy totally has plan to tattoo his SAT score on his left pec, closest to his heart.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Talking to actual students is still the best antidote to the headlines. Really glad for the semester to be starting.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Really beginning to see that the core characteristic of a fascist is their inability to understand linear time.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Grim as it is seeing stormtroopers in real life, I am nonetheless impressed with how well Star Wars captured their general bumblefuckery.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Every campus should have a little hole that lets you run away into the woods.
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What’s become clear is that we’re looking at the point where a myth (“humanities are expensive wastes”) becomes material (“you must cut humanities to secure the reputation/credit you need in order to finance your build-outs”). And now it’s doubly impervious to evidence.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
Same. And the upper levels are all over the place depending on who got them on the books when. A major reason we have to offer both a BS and a BA (along with the whole language thing).
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
Definite third thing. Our classes are split between them. I tell my students it’s because to really understand change you have to be able to model the typical (soc sci) with an eye to the full range of human possibility (humanities) so we do both.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
Truman is the model of how most of these cuts happen: don’t replace lines when people retire, cut their 75-80 enrollments each semester out of the department’s totals, use those “reduced” enrollments to justify not hiring, repeat until one day the program’s just gone.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
Equally as devastating when we lose programs, maybe even more, since our students just go home rather than go to Wash U.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Really not loving all the “well of course *regional publics* should be cutting humanities programs” language this news is bringing out.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
Once we turned every human endeavor into a real estate scam, we opened the door wide for the destroyer to take this particular form.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
One explanation for the rapid capitulation of universities, corporations, municipal governments, etc. to Trump’s fascism is because their leadership loves this exact type of shitty property developer.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
Outright surrender of sovereignty did sometimes happen, but negotiated borders was far more frequent.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Native Americans were “conquered”
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
The online dude need to obsessively rank cities.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Smokey Robinson and the Coincidences.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
Legally yes but with the # of Stephen Douglasses currently in Dem leadership I’m skeptical that they wouldn’t crumble at the first David Brooks op ed talking about “fairness in our new state lines” and we’re back to a Missouri Compromise situation.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Ds would also have to muster the will to deny existing red-state petitions (southern IL, eastern OR, northern CA) and wear the cries of “hypocrite” proudly.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
We used to have a good answer for what the alternative looks like…
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
So nice to see all these faces again.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
If we want to be inclusive of downstate the official drink of Illinois is “water under a boil order”
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Just look at all the French theorists who did time in Nazi prison camps.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, look at the thumbnail in that thumbnail! Elliott Gorn would approve.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Weirdly stuff like this triggers my teacher’s sympathy that the bot is trying its best and just needs some help but then I remember that it does not care and correcting it involves correcting 20 billion inputs and so my teacher’s indifference kicks in. D- Let the fucker’s future boss deal with it.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean if you want to give me a team of twelve professionals to likewise ensure my students are using Ai in a competent and ethical manner, go ahead but I don’t think it’s going to create the budget savings you’re hoping for.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
“I use Ai at my job and it’s fine.” i.e., you, a trained professional working with multiple levels of *human* oversight & accountability, can delegate specific parts of the job you already know how to do to Ai. Huzzah. Do you also see how that is very much *not* the classroom environment?
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
A wealthy society obsessed with apocalypse, death, murder, and suicide stabbed itself in the face until it collapsed? Historians move slow, granted, but I think they’ll put those pieces together pretty easily.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Hilarious to be called Marxists when so much of faculty politics is about getting paid a fair wage for our work so we can buy our way into a bourgeois lifestyle.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
Very true! That’s clearly the play at my uni: using well publicized cuts to create space for the option of reorganizing Arts and Sciences into more “manageable” subject area units and easier to move or eliminate as wanted.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s also an element of hazing, too, cutting humanities as a way for admins to prove their loyalty to the legislature and the board.
Daniel Feldsien (@dfeldsien.bsky.social) reposted
Onder Law, a "you tripped let's get you 10k" law firm in St Louis, made a video entirely with AI showcasing neighborhoods around the region, and they do look like them if you have been there. There are thousands of actors and filmmakers in STL who could've knocked this commercial out of the park.
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone seems so happy in this completely segregated community where no one can correctly pronounce the word “winning.”
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
And if my competitors are also investing in it…
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
Like, I know a guy next town over who also has a machine that can create visual approximations of things that have value and investing in his technology sure would streamline some of my workflows..
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Is there any argument for Ai that isn’t also an argument for counterfeit money?
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social) reply parent
Can’t 3D print a cardboard shoebox can you Chad?
Robert Paulett (@robertpaulett.bsky.social)
Trying to Ai-proof an online course and fuck it, I’m going back to dioramas. They can mail them to me.