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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social

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aug 14, 2025, 6:01 pm • 28 0

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šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦ šŸ”„šŸ§Š @chrisdafer.bsky.social

I mean, I can always use a stepladder to reach high places, but how are tall people going to fit in a compact space? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I always buy the seats with extra leg room on planes, and I can easily stretch out fully.

aug 14, 2025, 6:04 pm • 14 1 • view
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social

I get it- I have a buddy who's 5' 19" and he's always complaining about having to compensate. he's gone off on how the world makes it easier for the vertically challenged- clothes, seats, most infrastructural support is all geared for shorter people. it's sadly hilarious he feels put upon 🤣

aug 14, 2025, 6:11 pm • 6 0 • view
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RDS @realdeepstate.bsky.social

Congrats to your 6'7" friend!

aug 14, 2025, 8:04 pm • 3 0 • view
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social

he now takes it personally that light bulbs are LED and don't burn out as often- people no longer say "hey I'm glad you're here!" as much...

aug 14, 2025, 8:06 pm • 3 0 • view
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Cyn @cottagedweller.bsky.social

I could give him some serious come-uppence on what lefties go thru their entire lives, short or tall.

aug 14, 2025, 7:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cyn @cottagedweller.bsky.social

He should try being a woman in a world where clothing is made for 5’10ā€ and above.

aug 14, 2025, 7:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social

dude's a perennial victim 🤣 in spring, he accuses nature of conspiring to attack his allergic reactions to pollen. in summer, he blames the sun for burning his skin. in fall, he complains that leaves litter. in winter, he blames energy companies for it being cold so they can profit. 🤦

aug 14, 2025, 7:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nancy @beeznplantz.bsky.social

I’m 5’11ā€, so I’d love to know where these clothes are! šŸ˜‰

aug 14, 2025, 7:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦ šŸ”„šŸ§Š @chrisdafer.bsky.social

Well, he can take solace in the fact that tall people are paid more for the same work. And I disagree on the clothes thing... I cannot find shirts that don't look like skirts or pants that aren't comically long. Additionally, I can't even buy men's socks because the bottom goes up to my ankle.

aug 14, 2025, 6:35 pm • 7 0 • view
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social

please take solace in knowing his bullshit is used to fertilize flowers at a clown farm.

aug 14, 2025, 6:36 pm • 3 0 • view
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šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦ CATNIP 😼 @cmcd54.bsky.social

Keep on truckin.

aug 14, 2025, 7:46 pm • 1 0 • view