Want to use tall people like me to your advantage? Incent us to help those who need it the most. Lower corp taxes for comps making piggyback rigs a la Master Blaster. Lower corp taxes if average employee height is less than CEO. Bottom up incentives work. Short people never innovate. They bitch
I’m Randy Newman, I’m running for Senate, and I endorse this message.
They usually just ask me to get things off the top shelf at the grocery store
if you're good at something, never do it for free
Also, true story: when covid hit, we were in Disney World. Cut our trip short and flew home as the lockdowns started hitting. My first stop was the grocery store but the shelves were 90% bare. Got almost everything on my list anyway because I could see items hidden at the far back of the top shelf
Counterpoint: Turning your hobby into a money stream often just turns it into a job
I'm Chucky up in this bitch