Military honors for Ashli Babbitt "tells those who gave their lives in defense of the Constitution that their oath was no more meaningful than the motivations of the mob that attacked the Constitution."
The system is its own best explanation.
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Military honors for Ashli Babbitt "tells those who gave their lives in defense of the Constitution that their oath was no more meaningful than the motivations of the mob that attacked the Constitution."
they're really going to try stretch a Weekend at Bernies out for three more years
doesn't look a day over 55
brutal negotiating tactic
annoying af when previous owners move out and leave their trash
the proud, the few, the groundskeepers
Obviously this has all now blown up. There’s no more terminally online group than the White House comms team and they are well aware. Trump’s schedule today and tomorrow remains empty of public appearances. It’s going to be 75 and sunny in DC today, if he doesn’t play golf something’s definitely up
swords to plowshares. who can disagree trump is the president of peace
this is bad for teslas. everyone knows they're supposed to be maintained between 14 and 88 percent charge
tEsLA Is A sOftwArE cOmpAny
fuck your burn, unless you're elon, in which case just: fuck you
All waymos provide the same predictable experience. Every tesla robotaxi is fucked up in its own way
And while the right wing story was constantly changing, the police report and the story from the teenagers both remained consistent. The teenagers say that big balls was harassing and trying to pick up the 15-year-old girl, and when he wouldn't leave her alone the boy jumped in to defend her.
So much for transparency & commitments to deliver social good. Elon Musk’s xAI terminated its public benefit corporation status last year per NV public records first obtained by LASST. (xAI’s own lawyers were still calling it a benefit corp. in court filings this year.) www.cnbc.com/2025/08/25/e...
nearly as fun as the nazi getting knocked out gif
it's an even better way to learn how they don't
Some incredibly good news: One year ago this week, The Onion returned to print. In that one year, we’ve grown to the 13th largest print newspaper in the United States, just ahead of the Boston Globe, and growing fast. In short, it’s working. So… thank you. Thank you for helping save this thing.
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
Grok is exposing the underlying prompts for its AI personas, including such commands as “BE FUCKING UNHINGED AND CRAZY. COME UP WITH INSANE IDEAS. GUYS JERKING OFF, OCCASIONALLY EVEN PUTTING THINGS IN YOUR ASS, WHATEVER IT TAKES TO SURPRISE THE HUMAN.” www.404media.co/grok-exposes...
Laura Loomer, who the president has consulted for decisions on who to fire, is arguing with a chatbot
US army rolling the red carpet to murderer’s plane. I will never forget this image.
I wish I didn't like this as much as I do
out on the road today I saw a deadhead sticker on a Cybertruck a little voice inside my head said what the fuck no really what the fuck *apologies to don h
LARPing the first scene of Half Life 2 "throw away that can"
the proper energy for our times
the thing about a Nobel Prize isn't really the having one part so much as the fact that people wanted to give you one. the begging is really pathetic
I appreciate that he's showing his customers the level of craftsmanship to expect
Hard Knocks and Prosthetic Cocks
if some glue is good, more can't possibly be worse: "Met a fellow [cybertrkkk] owner… He said after 5 different service center appointments…he took black silicone to the top area by the glass and down the sides. He had a lot of tools…he could not afford to get wet so this was his solution."
left Threads in January when Zuck first signalled these moves by hiring Dana White. it's definitely twitter-lite now
oh that's what BABY ON BOARD means
This is torture
My reporting has come to the attention of Ghislaine Maxwell’s attorney. Here’s the response I provided to the @thedailybeast.bsky.social
OP is lucky the cowboy didn't catch him committing criminal mischief under cover of darkness...
A teenage 4channer was beat up by two 15 year olds in DC, which was spotted and quickly stopped by nearby police. He told his friends, the richest man in the world and the Vice President of the United States, that he was pummeled by a dozen adult Romanians. A week later, Trump federalized DC police.
ABILITY TO LEAVE WHAT?!
the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back
early signs not great "Has anyone noticed rust on the lower part of their doors where the seal meetings the panels? I live in Ohio so my truck has seen salt during the winter months. I am wondering if others are experiencing this too?"
caring for my apocalypse-proof vehicle's finish by using three different chemicals and then going through a car wash
"I had a recent one from someone who pretty much looks how you’d expect. Sad part is she had a kid with her who seemed well-rehearsed with turning his back to the camera. I hope her hatefulness doesn't affect him growing up."
Deleting a post about Israel “accidentally” killing international journalists because I missed that they had declared them terrorists. Everyone involved in this genocide needs to be sent to The Hague bsky.app/profile/yasm...
this one appears to have been a hoax. ah well, nevertheless… bsky.app/profile/sham...
lying to mom and dad about getting beaten up by a gang of bullies but mom is elon musk and dad is trump and the bullies were really children and now the national guard has D.C. on lockdown
if people didn't want to drive cars in which Elon could spy on them and strand them arbitrarily, they wouldn't have bought Teslas, right?
if you're good at something, never do it for free
Want to use tall people like me to your advantage? Incent us to help those who need it the most. Lower corp taxes for comps making piggyback rigs a la Master Blaster. Lower corp taxes if average employee height is less than CEO. Bottom up incentives work. Short people never innovate. They bitch
imagine if being a good person was some kind of incentive. these billionaires literally cannot conceive of a motivation that isn't economic
No, we don't want billionaires like you to exist in the first place, not someone to grovel with for a living wage. That kind of wealth is inherently destructive and toxic to democracy.
I love good music
in fact, Christianity offers up the *other side* of the victim
you say that now, but what if you were making a $1,500/month payment on that "truck"?
transport-o-potty!
taking the piss(-stained car for $100k)
"Received my [Cybertrkkk] with severe oxidation stains from leaking water. I have tried to clean it to no avail myself." buddy, that thing was a urinal before you bought it
"Cyberwheel covers damaged my rims and tesla now asks $3588 to fix it" 🤌🤌🤌
Adding "I'm not using FSD, I just can't see through my tears" bumper stickers to my online Tesla store.
A video arguing that women shouldn’t be able to vote was just shared by Trump’s Secretary of Defense, the guy in charge of our whole military. And Democratic Party leaders still can’t stand up to this administration?! Our rights are on the line and all our party leaders offer us is silence.
If you see this post a knight
it sure looks like they all got out of a Model Y, making this even better
if you ever think you don't matter, just know that cybertrkkk owners can't wait to share their Ls:
1989 Batman FTW
"Batman, I have just one question… WHAT ARE THOSE???"
yeah three six year olds in a trenchcoat worked him over pretty good
Note to Kristi Noem: It is far better to be mocked in a cartoon for how you look than to be shoved into the back of a U-Haul and kidnapped for how you look.
Green Dildo Coin. An amount spent on masked thugs and themed concentration camps that could house and feed every homeless person in America. Cage fights on a paved-over White House lawn. It really all boils down to losers who want to replace our society with a different one that just fucking sucks.
This is genuinely western liberalism summed up in a 30 second video. Incredible. Put it in an art gallery.
lot of Truth in that one
lucky for Tim Apple he was able to give that gold bar to Trump before these kicked in
she's not responsible for all the ways people try to use her image, but it sure would go a long way if she were to disclaim the eugenicists
it's actually impressive how someone with hundreds of billions of dollars can enshittify the entire world
wow, an actual consequence for her
Used to work in finance, and afaict all of the worst people I met doing that have, to a person, gone into crypto.
they made plenty of fun of her murdering puppies, too. love the way she's asking for more of their attention
an American flag with an extra star for Greenland, and a "HEAL FAST BIG BALLS" banner. seriously hating this timeline
when you reduce it to first principles, they have no idea what they're doing
don'tjo www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
some of those that rent Penskes are the same who carry fasces
"Look, I know I'm late to pick up the kids for visitation but this time it's not my fault!"
of course, he'd be at a cognitive disadvantage if he hadn't
working hard to find but so far nothing
this sounds bad, and it is, but it also means they aren't getting as many recruits as they want to www.rawstory.com/trump-deport...
wait… there's video?
only the shitty developer blames their users
my gasteds are honestly flabbered. elon has literally negative shame
every cybertrkkk driver is already an enemy of the United States
regulatory capture: the US Air Force is trying to justify buying Cybertrkkks because "…it is likely the type of vehicles used by the enemy may transition to Tesla Cyber trucks as they have been found not to receive the normal extent of damage expected upon major impact" www.twz.com/land/air-for...
the real reason the Epstein Strategy Meeting at JD Vance's house fell apart was because no one could agree who had to sit on the couch
Now we're going to assume the worst just because the Vice President of the United States is assembling the cabinet to discuss how to deal the President of the United States potentially being implicated in a child sex trafficking scandal? Grow up.
I like that idea. It does seem insane to try to change the Constitution by changing the website.
Anonymous going to put that Maxwell deposition out there
they should consider getting into BBQ if they can smoke a mfer that well
had a friend once that liked to say, "People say they found Jesus? What does that even mean? I know the guy. He doesn't hide."
it's fine, they just upgraded the prison's security bsky.app/profile/nbcn...
Fascist white supremacy is when the most punchable face in the world gets punched and the president says his 15-yo alleged assailants should be tried as adults, the city police be taken over, and the National Guard deployed about it
"As of Wednesday afternoon, administration officials familiar with the meeting said the dinner was now in flux, given its intense coverage, and it was unclear whether it would ultimately be called off, moved to another location or rescheduled." shady af www.cnn.com/2025/08/06/p...
JD Vance here flatly denying the Epstein strategy meeting
so underrated www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA3J...