Ms. Loomer this post is too good, you must appear before the court.
Ms. Loomer this post is too good, you must appear before the court.
Will the real Bill please stand up?
What if libcrusher2 actually is bill Maher playing a meta joke on us all
Oof, I'm so sorry anyone would ever allege this.
You had better not be Bill Maher!
America must be soooooo Proud of their Politicians..
Wow. The transcript is odd; is this a deposition or court? What is the suit about, Bill? 🤣👏🏻
After that deposition, you should never have to buy your own drink.
You’re not fooling anyone, Bill.
Everyone is Bill Maher 👀- L Loomer
Hi Bill.
You're a lot funnier than Bill Maher.
I’m sorry that someone thought you were Bill Maher
🤣🤣
Exactly
i mean, who wouldn't want to be mistaken for this beef cake
off topic but is the emergency exit _behind_ the cabinetry?
Exits are for quitters
if the plane is to be abandoned, the bar goes first
Hilarious and offensive t shirt bill! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a comedian! 😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣
and such an original joke. why he must have searched out at least two tourist trap shops for it.
Imagine being a comedian and wearing it?
💀 💀 💀
straight to jail levels of social disorder happening here
This is violence.
The plane wasn’t on its way to Epstein Island, was it?
I wished that plane had crashed into the ocean
Why are his legs shaped like he has rickets?
billionaires find their servants suffering from nutrition deficits sexy
He's never surpassed his work in that t&a parody of Heart of Darkness.
Shannon Tweed really carried "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death," but yes, the movie would have been better if Maher was eaten with clam dip.
Pizza Man was pretty good
I will treasure my ignorance of this film to my grave.
That's about as sexy as an actual cake with beef in it.
Ah damn it. Now I’m wondering where meatloaf would place on a cake alignment chart, in the flavour (pun intended) of the sandwich alignment chart.
Wonder where he was flying to..?
Lol
Bill Maher Thigh Gap got these septuagenarians sweating
Oh how dare you make me view this
I saw a “I’m sorry that someone thought you were Bill Maher” section of sympathy cards at Hallmark this past weekend. Silly me, thinking there was zero market for them…
legendary achievement unlocked
What is her obsession with bill maher? He’s the only person who’s ever made fun of her? I don’t think he even has a personal social account let alone burner accounts. Wow
Reading that felt like my brain was melting. Jesus Christ I’d hate to be those lawyers.
They are being well paid-or had better be. They have agreed to perform in this kabuki theatre. For that’s all it is. They are not hostages.
-This could be Lill Maher’s burner account… -…And you may not speak… -This might be Bill Maher’s burner account…
I can tell it’s not Bill Maher because you didn’t include *smug look*
Lol
She looks like Robert Z’dar in drag
One more crazy thing that reminds me of the Red Queen in “Alice in Wonderland”! 🤣
loomer getting out the dice!
it puts its exhibit tag on the exhibit or it gets the hose again
I truly do not have the posters spirit 😂
Looks like bloomer as mentally unbalanced as all the MAGA moron cult. Bill Mayer eating away at her is hilarious. Maybe a little more spray paint make up Laura and you”ll really achieve that look Trump likes looking down at…
Sue for defamation
Doesn't loomer have lawyer to tell her to stfu?
Her lawyer is a buffoon.
frankly I think we should all double down and get to work on more disparaging Loomer posts for her to (hopefully) have to read it loud in court
"But what if some random internet person is secretly Bill Maher purely because they were both mean to me? It is completely fine and appropriate that I bring this up while I am being questioned in court even after repeatedly being told to stop" - Thought process of the utterly deranged
good job bill 👍
Good work, Mr. Maher!
What I’m hearing here. Loomer (shorter version): “I have multiple burner accounts and astroturf myself “
I'll continue saying this: every accusation is a confession. They prove it over and over and over.
That’s a bingo!
My first thought!
Yep. It’s like she’s done this before.
Every accusation is always a confession with these people.
Very much so: that was what I was thinking when they were calling bsky a dem platform... Like, you admit that your platforms are Republican, and that you think other parties do what you do?
Bingo!!!
I posted almost the exact same thing! lol
what a time to be alive
This is clearly a cropped version of Maheronymous Bosch’s “On the Jetliner of Airborne Delights”
Release the Bosch files
wow she didnt even reach for soros conspiracy theories shes slipping
i can't believe i'm following bill maher. gross.
The most upsetting implication is that Maher has the talent and ability on display here, but deliberately doesn’t use it on his main show or public persona. That’s honestly worse than him just being the awful way he is.
Jfc this woman is waaaay more unhinged than I realized. She needs help. For real. I can’t believe people like her are just out in the streets. Driving cars. Flying on planes. Making major presidential strategy decisions.
you have to tell us if you're bill maher, it's the law
"Everything's a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works."
lmao oh my christ
I don't get it. Why doesn't she just say, "no, it does not reflect my relationship with the president"?
Well? are you?
well are you?
Incredible
This is a new kind of sad that I can’t begin to describe.
You should sue her for defamation for claiming you’re Bill Maher.
Trump ain't functional any more with his health problems.
I still believe that one of the reasons Trump ran for president is b/c he's impotent. There is no fucking way in hell a person with Trump's history with women would not be sexually harassing almost all of his female staffers.
🤞🏻💀
Maher wishes he could be as funny as you
What is with these people that just won't shut up🤬🤬🤬🤬
I am very proud of you.
@libcrusher.bsky.social I read Roger Stone bankrolls Loomer. My mind instantly thought.. Loomer and 47 are tight. Did he know her in the before times? How does her relationship w Stone shape her influence w 47? I also wondered if she had been groomed by these men, or men like them, in her past.
I'd be ashamed and re-examine my whole life, if someone, disingenuously or not, thought I was Bill Maher. Like being accused of being Goebbels.
You know that stenographer stopped at the liquor store on the way home.
They started smoking again too.
😁
glad im not the only one who had this exact thought just put the exhibit tab on the exhibit lil bro
You may have cause to file for defamation of character.
Why?
good lord lol
I wanna shitpost this hard
still an open question
“BlueSky is a Democrat platform” LOL
Read: Bluesky has effective troll blocking which makes it usable by reasonable people.
Is it simply me using the blocking button or is there an additional automatic way to troll block?
Yes, subscribe to block lists curated by others. This is a huge feature of Bluesky
Settings... Moderation ... Moderation lists ... You can search for lists and subscribe to block or mute the accounts on the list.
Thank you!!
Hope you live in the UK so you can sue for libel/slander.
You aren't Bill Mahrer? News to me...
Gosh, now I really do wanna see what Marjorie said about Loomer 😭
Laura Loomer claims Marjorie Taylor Greene is corrupt in latest escalation of MAGA online feud | The Independent share.google/CRslpeDe19Ta... Bring popcorn.
THANK YOU
Need to get some actors to perform this ASAP
The Rick and Morty guys need to attone it's time
No I'm Bill Maher!
What is this case even about that they would bring this up as evidence?
She's suing Bill Maher for joking that she might be fucking the president, so the defense is trying to prove that it was a joke in the public discourse or something
Wow this is backfiring on her magnificently.
Pretty sure she’s telling on herself here. just watch, between now and a month or 2 from now, it’ll come out loomer owns several puppet accounts.
I hope they both suffer as a result of your tweet, somehow
Omg I need to know what happens next!!!!!!!
Keep trolling her! That’s hilarious!
We know you’re not Bill Maher because that tweet is well crafted and fucking hilarious. That tweet would injure a Bill Maher crowd.
Are you? If you are, can I request you stop being such an asshole? You’re a funny dude, you don’t have to be so shitty
Many posters wonder if the targets of our posts see them, but few get the honor of knowing that the target had to hear it live in a courtroom and respond to it. Well done!
damn she's crazy as shit huh
Her lawyer seems half a step behind her
maybe the lawyer needs a different amount of drugs Either more or less, whatever it is is the wrong amount
proud of u
Jerry, No: being compared to Bill Maher is bad. You should say that you are sorry, even if you do not feel sorry in your heart. It’s a way to be polite.
Bluesky tour guide: Here you will get to experience an of an actual sighting of excellent use of Jerry, No. These used to be rare, so the evolutions have had to become much more situational to really catch the moment. Let's wait and see if we can catch a glimpse of Jerry furtively plucking his No.
LC is being compared because of a mistaken belief by Loomer that it strengthens her case. She would accuse the moon of being the sun if she thought it would help her. And the moon would have no reason to apologize.
hey and if you are bill maher fuck you lol
ha ha ha damn that's so cool
i remember that post
You’re not Bill Maher though, right? You have to tell me if you’re Bill Maher, it’s the law
JFC, what a loon.
I have a hard time laughing at this shit when nothing ever fucking happens to people like her in court
This is amazing. I want to see more. 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Oh, that is AWESOME. Consider framing or scrapbooking that
I’m feeling left out that they didn’t ask about my post that said canned dog food was the second most disgusting thing she’d had in her mouth that week.
All maga including Donold are paranoid now
Wow, your impact.
hell yeah brother
This thread has been really entertaining I needed that thanks
Pissing off Laura Loomer, but being mistaken for Bill Maher in the process feels like a real monkey's paw situation.
Like how Sherlock Holmes got pissed off when people mistook him for a Scotland Yard inspector! 😁
you broke her brain lol
It starts out like Oscar Wilde but by the end it’s Jean Paul Sartre NO EXIT
It seems churlish to mock Laura Loomer for her looks when her personality is *right there*.
She paid lots of money to look like an eldritch horror cosplaying as an 80s lingerie mannequin. We should acknowledge it!
But to leave “sleep paralysis demon” on the table, man I don’t know.
Sleep paralysis demon😵💫👍
I also think they are having an affair and im definitely not bill.
please call her Diaochan so Dong Zhuo sees this :)
Laura Looney is an idiot
I don't like to hand it to the Loomers of the world but that is a low-key devastating insult, ugh
Loomers? You mean Mahers?
No Laura called him Bill Maher (a couple of times), that's a pretty deep burn
Ope my bad
FAKE ACCOUNT
She is a complete Trunt.
That reads like she was mainlining Red Bull during the depo. Good lort.
The joke was so good it triggered her into believing you were not you
very funny Maher thing aside i'm once again struck by her inability to just shut the fuck up
I’ve never seen lib crusher 2 and Bill Maher in the same room before…
🅱️aura 🅱️oomer
LL is out of her mind and Fatboy Orange takes her advice to heart. How can this be good?
Nice, crushing it.
Most of us can only dream of such greatness
I've never seen the both of you in the same room so
IMAX has nothing on conservatives in the projection department.
@friarsnleafs.bsky.social
So happy for you
holy shit is Loomer's lawyer *LARRY MCFUCKING KLAYMAN*?!?!? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO.
Who's he?
This is fucking ridiculous. Everyone knows Bill Maher has never even once been close to that funny
I'm a transcriptionist, and all I can think about is how awful it would be to transcribe this mess.
When the court reporter asked for people not to talk over reach other, they started to point at the reporter and accused them of 'shouting at us'. So horrible indeed.
Somebody more media wise than me could also point out that this kind of behavior here seems to also match their general out of court behavior. Distractions, talking over people, irrelevant bullshit, and if somebody small speaks up, target them to keep others silent.
Some people just can't help themselves. Most attorneys would likely consider Loomer a terrible client based on her behavior here. Her attorney seems like he's just as terrible a person as she is.
Wow, I missed that part.
muh peeps! it would be a fecking nightmare
When it says "The Reporter: One at a time please." is that the transcriptionist getting fed up or just someone else looking out for them? 😅
That's the court reporter getting fed up. In my line of work, that's a separate person from the transcriptionist. I don't do stenography (real-time transcription of legal proceedings). I listen to audio recordings and edit/format a speech-to-text rough transcript.
Ahh, gotcha! Thanks for clarifying 😊
it's the court reporter and they, like the record, are suffering
Hahaha that's for sure
I used to do court reporting and oh my god the crosstalk!! Girl shut UP
I used to be a transcriptionist a long time ago and I agree. That is a nightmare of cross-talk and talking over each other, not to mention the number of times the attorney told her there was no question asked. That people continue speaking after basically being told to shut their trap is 😬🙄
Damn I wish my old eyes could read all that.
No one is asking the obvious question: What does Bill Maher know??
New Rule: you have to let us know if you're Bill's Bluesky Burner
Good one ! 👏👏👏
And his mushroom ain’t working anymore- especially with his depends!!!
Bill Maher wears Depends?
well, are you?
Lets ask Bill Maher if he’s on The Blue Sky
Maher is famously on Tumblr
Why does that info give me such ick? I’m not even on tumblr
not sure what you find weird about a 70-year-old man hanging out on a platform mostly inhabited by teens
😂
I love that all of the sudden Bill Maher is suddenly siding with Dems. We pissed him off with the Covid stuff, he wasn’t allowed to perform. Guess the pedo was his line in the sand.
He’s such a reactionary piece of shit nowadays, though. On damn near everything. Like the epitome of an entitled lucky boomer.
Or he's just a contrarian When the dems are in charge, he sides w/the gop. When the gop is in charge, he sounds like a dem. Like a toddler, or...
Exactly
It's how he allows himself to pretend that he's a "rational moderate"
He sides with his own self-interest and dresses it up as "common sense". Or "the majority of sane people". (Which makes my skin crawl when I see it used by people NOT him.)
He's a "Libertarian" which is essentially an adolescent ideology, that some people never outgrow.
Don't know the guy, but isn't that what satirists are suppose to do? Challenge those in power, whoever they are?
Oh, I kind of get that. Good observation.
Contrarianism is part of the maga being. And an infantile period of development
I used to watch Bill all the time. He was so pissed about not being able to tour due to covid. He 100% blames the dems for that.
I think he’s crotchety that his old ass can’t get laid by anyone under 50 without paying for it nowadays. Which like. Have you seen the guy? Can you blame any young woman for not being all enticed by that… dried out weasel look he has going? He can. I don’t think I can.
I remember watching one of his monologues as he started his right wing swing and like, that was kinda his schtick. And that he has to be so over the top an asshole to trans people. As a white, cis, wealthy, man in America. Too much money, I think.
Maher is dead to me
Only forensics will tell
never seen @libcrusher.bsky.social and Bill Maher in the same room
Feels like an Almost Sunny episode.
Someone has a crush on Bill Maher...
I feel like the fact that you’re funny is pretty compelling evidence that you’re not Bill Maher
My god that deposition just gets worse and worse
You misspelled better and better
I think you mean better and better
What was this all about anyway?
She is suing Bill Maher for defamation about a joke he made regarding her having sex with Trump. It shouldn't have gotten this far, but the judge who heard the initial complaint is a water brained boomer that decided because the audience groaned and didn't laugh, it wasn't purely a joke.
Thank you. 🙄. We really are a clown show of a society.
"Water brained boomer" is a phrase I'm stealing.
Perseverating... really in a total loop...loopy...
She is just the messiest bitch. Like I'm not one to stereotype but she is the stereotype. Delusional, paranoid, too fuckin loud about it.
She's a year to the day younger than me and I have never felt better about how I'm aging than when I see photos of her. And like look, we all age differently, but she has made some surgical/technically not surgical treatment choices that are baffling to me.
Yes! I really try not to disparage people for their looks but I was shocked to discover today that she’s only 32 and she used to look like Chelsea Peretti. It’s like she took a photo of Jigsaw to her plastic surgeon and asked for that.
Same…unless it’s something you can’t naturally get. Like Botox or bad tattoos. Body-shaming usually dodges opportunities to make fun of actual issues with someone, while also shaming others who look like them. But imo, those who *choose* artificial bodies are fair game for their choices.
Yes, I would never slag someone for something that is out of their control. But a choice you make as a fully grown adult is open to critique. Just as I'm sure people judge me for my hair and clothing and makeup choices!
Exactly! If someone doesn’t like my hair/clothes/whatever, like ok cool! I probably don’t like theirs either. ;)
I could fix her. But it’s so much more enjoyable to see her being the main character of the day IN THE REAL WORLD.
Borderline Personality Disorder, maybe, in my opinion. Don't sue me Laura
Remember, this woman once handcuffed herself to the doors of Twitter HQ in an attempt to get her account unbanned, but did it in a way that did not impede access to the building at all.
Glad to see no one among the libs or left has offered her training in civil disobedience. Let’s keep it that way! Lol
No key, so a couple of hours later when she got cold, hungry and had to pee, the police had to use bolt cutters. They didn’t even bother arresting her, because it was so stupid.🤣🤣
The reason she gave for doing it that way was fire safety. Very considerate of her.
as someone with a fire extinguisher in the kitchen, garage, next to my fireplace, and fire blankets in each bathroom (blow dryers don’t fuck around)I appreciate this
Well, she had to let people in to unban her account
And then pissed her pants
I love that it also wasn’t Twitter’s main headquarters, which have always been in San Francisco, it was their New York offices
Honestly wish I had that kind of confidence.
You’re mistaking confidence with entitlement and stupidity.
Narcissistic personality disorder level
*monkey’s paw finger curls*
If you make yourself incredibly stupid you might get that confident.
Saaaaame
Only really dumb people have that much confidence.
I dunno, I'd probably avoid a building if I thought Laura Loomer might try to talk to me as I'm entering.
You should sue her for defamation
A lawsuit would put an end to wondering whether LibCrusher is really Bill Maher🤔😂
Hahahaha. This comment got me!
Insanity is a possible defense, and that argument in court sounds like it’s a credible one.
...in a very round-a-bout way, you have ARRIVED! CONGRATULATIONS!
It's true. The only person who would ever want to disparage Laura Loomer is Bill Maher. So tell us already, are you Bill Maher? We, the public deserve answers.
I was already dying and then got to the post after klayman threatened sanctions lol
"Crazy Fenak isn't like a real name"
I love her reasoning that if someone is posting under a pseudonym, the tweets aren't real
All she sees is Bill Maher everywhere ready to jumpscare her
Can’t even watch old Murder She Wrote without him popping up!
The amount of times that these MAGA goons have set in front of a judge, caused a kangaroo court and not even get a slap on the wrist is insane. Imagine someone with a public defender pulling half of this, straight to the gulag.
You're not wrong, but since this is a deposition it's probably given at an attorney's office with only her and the two attorneys there, not a courtroom with a judge present
Hilarious
Hey Bill.
The funniest thing about this is that it's one part of a line of questioning where someone goes: "Here, read this tweet of someone dragging you." "Great, now read this tweet where they make fun of you." "Okay, now can you read this tweet where someone owns you-"
I’m not even exaggerating, but after reading each quote in your post I just started laughing uncontrollably and couldn’t read the next line as I relived each part of the testimony. Best laughs I’ve had in a while.
inconsiderate of you to not tell ppl to have you're still the one by shania twain fucking CRANKED to play the instant they finish reading so I'm keeping it bluesky with you first and foremost by letting you know that's on you, not cool considering how much it look likes we made it look how far we'v
Amazing she’d jump to that conclusion given how Bill Maher is an unfunny dipshit and your post was absolute fire.
bill maher isn't this funny
Okay, Bill!
Nobody is keeping the amazing Ms. Loomer warm at night these days. Nobody.
What she's jealous of Ann Coulter getting some of that Maher action now?
If it makes you feel better, I don't think you sound like Bill Maher. You're not smug enough, for one thing.
Are you? Just kidding 😂😂😂 hilarious
Loomer slept her way up and is ignorant.
I like how her counsel is just going through every evidentiary objection he can recall from law school and trying them all.
How else would you react if someone says your client is a psychotic daemon and the judge reaction is to burst out laughing, saying “That’s so perfectly captured her!”?
Judge?
The person with funny clothes who is fuming in silence, waiting for her to stop talking about her obviously closeted colleagues, rather than to answer the question.
Pretty sure this was a deposition.
They are going to read those at some point though, no?
But your comment implied the judge was there presiding, no?
I’m assuming they were close enough to get psychic damage, as we all are.
Accusing someone of secretly being Bull Maher is genuinely the worst insult I could imagine. I’m so sorry this happened to you
None of these people ever got the teenaged forum drama behavior out of their systems because they got online too late in life, and now they’re making it everyone else’s problem.
Seriously, you’d expect a power-tripping LiveJournal BNF to make goofy claims about a one-off mean comment being evidence of an evil conspiracy against her, usually because she was a 14 year old taking things way too seriously or a bored adult housewife with nothing better to do than start ship wars
But this lady’s a grown-ass woman who’s a member of the US government with the ear of the wannabe dictator running the whole clown show, and THIS is what she’s having a big, public meltdown over? This is just sad.
Too small to read.
Are you for real? Just click on the picture and enlarge it with two fingers.. its not hard. I believe in you..
Lmao, lmao, lmao
Has anyone seen Lib Crusher and Bill Maher in the same place at the same time
No, but Lib won't let Bill on their show.
Is she just ChatGpt in a skinsuit?
Loomer apparently thinks Bill Maher can be funny.
Dude is like 70 and still angry about The Clash there’s no way he knows the phrase “sleep paralysis demon” unless he heard it from a teenager he was fucking.
I just read all that, if I were the judge I’d find her in contempt of court for interrupting and not answering the question. Crazy the patience they had.
The courts seem to bend over backwards to accomodate these fascists.
If this was a deposition, it likely took place in an attorney's office, not in front of the judge. That's why the attorney says "or I will call the court" on the bottom of the page
Ah ok, i don’t know anything about the legal system. She just seemed so resistant to complying, and kept bringing up the same irrelevant supposition!
You couldn't pay me enough to put up with that nonsense. A million dollars an hour isn't enough.
Trump incorporates body horror
Trump is a pedophile Release the (real)Epstein files
That is GOLD!
That poor stenographer.
I think they did absolute aces on this, though. I can almost hear them talking over each other.
It's pretty good, but there is one point where they typed "being" instead of "bring," which bugged me.
It's a superpower. I've no idea how they manage to mentally process it at that speed.
For real. I hear two voices and a ceiling light buzz and I can only focus on the lattermost.
I'm actually in court reporting school now! The answer is it kind of goes in one ear and through your hands and out the other. 😅 Although I was thinking the same thing as you...having to deal with the stress of idiots like her. I can only imagine the restraint I'd need to not make a face. 😂
Wow. How to low key announce you’re in the media big leagues. 😉
I wish a lawyer would turn the tables on her in a deposition and demand she prove that she’s not Jigsaw. Then keep saying “That’s not proof!” 😂
She loomin' alright
The mask from 'The Purge' is much closer
why the law moves slowly....
It’s interesting how their minds work. If anyone dislikes them it’s obviously only one troll with a million sock puppets. They can’t genuinely be unpopular, that would break their little minds.
..... bc their entire industry is one troll with a million sock puppets. Their worldview is colored by their experiences
The Bill Maher argument makes some sense. She is suing Bill Maher for defamation for saying she and Trump had an affair, the tweets are being used to establish a general public speculation of the affair but if the account was operated by Maher it would be moot
I say lets send this "loomer" girl in some nice, quiet place. I was thinking... guantanamo?
He who angers you controls you
if we're lucky we can get bill maher sent to an extrajudicial prison camp
Oof, she's very much a narcissist. This is how they behave when called on the carpet.
hey I am actually Bill Maher’s burner and I just wanted to say that she is not so bright!!! and a bad person!!! lawyers, please read this aloud to her tomorrow
Based on these transcripts it really seems like lawyering could be a really fun job.
You are not Bill Maher. He is too busy chasing the interns around the office to post on Twitter.
I love how she knows so much about burner accounts. That must be half of her followers.
Perfection
@jamellebouie.net 👀
TBF, if you were Bill Maher and had something funny and important to say, you would have to create a new identity in order for anyone to pay attention to it and find it credible
Is this actually real or just an incredible bit?
You crushed her and she’s not even a lib!
i mean, i knew your were big time, but i didn't know you were 'in a deposition with Laura Loomer' big time.
Whatever you say, Bill.
😂😂
You could be a burner account belonging to Jeffery Epstein, in this dystopian world where proven facts are now apparently subjective, anything is possible.
The only place Laura Looney should be asked anything is in a hearing to have her forcibly committed.
For the third time!
Omg, she’s so annoying.
The tweet was funny so how could Bill Maher have written it?
These people are insane. Why are they even known to anyone ? She’s whacked ! And this is costing a lot of money !!
I'm just gonna start saying "I dunno, that could be Bill Maher for all I know" about all of my online enemies from now on.
I'm thinking about saying it when questioned about pretty much anything.
Yeah, I’m gonna say it about my real life enemies, when they’re in front of me. They could be bill Maher, they can’t prove otherwise
I mean, has anyone ever seen them and Bill Maher in the same room ? No ? I rest my case, your honor.
I swear, if I were the judge, I'd have asked her if she was Bill Maher, and how we could be 1000% sure, without her phone in front of her.