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LibCrusher2 @libcrusher.bsky.social

Laura Loomer got asked about one of my tweets in a deposition resulting in a shouting match and demanding an investigation over whether I'm actually Bill Maher

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aug 13, 2025, 1:44 am • 12,574 1,660

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poolhall lingo @n0rmalguy.bsky.social

Ms. Loomer this post is too good, you must appear before the court.

aug 13, 2025, 1:58 am • 16 0 • view
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BrownEyedGirl876 @browneyedgirl876.bsky.social

Will the real Bill please stand up?

aug 13, 2025, 12:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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joocifer @joocifer.bsky.social

What if libcrusher2 actually is bill Maher playing a meta joke on us all

aug 13, 2025, 3:22 am • 2 0 • view
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Moonlight Breeze @moonbreeze.bsky.social

Oof, I'm so sorry anyone would ever allege this.

aug 13, 2025, 4:44 am • 1 0 • view
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ᴅᴏᴡɴ10⸻ @down10.bsky.social

You had better not be Bill Maher!

aug 13, 2025, 4:28 am • 1 0 • view
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mariewalsh18.bsky.social @mariewalsh18.bsky.social

America must be soooooo Proud of their Politicians..

aug 13, 2025, 4:00 am • 3 0 • view
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Juliet Dowling @jdrf.bsky.social

Wow. The transcript is odd; is this a deposition or court? What is the suit about, Bill? 🤣👏🏻

aug 13, 2025, 3:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kirk Murphy 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 ❌👑 @kirkmurphy.bsky.social

After that deposition, you should never have to buy your own drink.

aug 13, 2025, 3:51 am • 4 0 • view
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Dark Hammer @idark-ihammer.bsky.social

You’re not fooling anyone, Bill.

aug 13, 2025, 3:43 am • 2 0 • view
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roterote @roterote.bsky.social

Everyone is Bill Maher 👀- L Loomer

aug 13, 2025, 5:03 am • 0 0 • view
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Chalk james @killingicons.bsky.social

Hi Bill.

aug 13, 2025, 9:58 am • 0 0 • view
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Matthew Borus @matthewborus.bsky.social

You're a lot funnier than Bill Maher.

aug 13, 2025, 1:53 am • 23 0 • view
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social

I’m sorry that someone thought you were Bill Maher

aug 13, 2025, 1:47 am • 1,522 7 • view
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SherCares @shercares.bsky.social

🤣🤣

aug 13, 2025, 7:34 am • 0 0 • view
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eli b. talkin' @eli-b123.bsky.social

Exactly

aug 13, 2025, 8:00 am • 0 0 • view
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Dmitri @momus.bsky.social

i mean, who wouldn't want to be mistaken for this beef cake

aug 13, 2025, 2:01 am • 227 2 • view
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social

off topic but is the emergency exit _behind_ the cabinetry?

aug 13, 2025, 3:50 am • 29 1 • view
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WorkOctopus @octopusmask.bsky.social

Exits are for quitters

aug 13, 2025, 11:04 am • 23 0 • view
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Dmitri @momus.bsky.social

if the plane is to be abandoned, the bar goes first

aug 13, 2025, 3:53 am • 17 0 • view
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Chad GPT @luthatron.bsky.social

Hilarious and offensive t shirt bill! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a comedian! 😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

aug 13, 2025, 4:58 pm • 4 0 • view
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Dmitri @momus.bsky.social

and such an original joke. why he must have searched out at least two tourist trap shops for it.

aug 13, 2025, 5:01 pm • 3 0 • view
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Chad GPT @luthatron.bsky.social

Imagine being a comedian and wearing it?

aug 13, 2025, 5:03 pm • 3 0 • view
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Blanche Devereaux @gingerkap23.bsky.social

💀 💀 💀

aug 13, 2025, 3:06 am • 4 1 • view
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Felonious Monk @alexqgb.bsky.social

straight to jail levels of social disorder happening here

aug 13, 2025, 5:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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warcrime speedrun @gasping4meaning.bsky.social

This is violence.

aug 13, 2025, 11:28 am • 4 0 • view
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Don't look up @zone6bgardener.bsky.social

aug 13, 2025, 2:09 am • 294 0 • view
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secretiveinsect.bsky.social @secretiveinsect.bsky.social

The plane wasn’t on its way to Epstein Island, was it?

aug 13, 2025, 2:57 am • 9 0 • view
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billygreg.bsky.social @billygreg.bsky.social

I wished that plane had crashed into the ocean

aug 13, 2025, 9:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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justin @wcfk.bsky.social

Why are his legs shaped like he has rickets?

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Dmitri @momus.bsky.social

billionaires find their servants suffering from nutrition deficits sexy

aug 13, 2025, 4:27 pm • 4 0 • view
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Gordon Vincent He/Him @gordonvincent.bsky.social

He's never surpassed his work in that t&a parody of Heart of Darkness.

aug 13, 2025, 6:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dmitri @momus.bsky.social

Shannon Tweed really carried "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death," but yes, the movie would have been better if Maher was eaten with clam dip.

aug 13, 2025, 9:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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Electric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social

Pizza Man was pretty good

aug 13, 2025, 9:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Gordon Vincent He/Him @gordonvincent.bsky.social

I will treasure my ignorance of this film to my grave.

aug 14, 2025, 1:00 am • 2 0 • view
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DAPANETEARF @dapanetearf.bsky.social

That's about as sexy as an actual cake with beef in it.

aug 13, 2025, 10:43 am • 14 1 • view
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Common Bondforged Gender Nuisance @greyways.bsky.social

Ah damn it. Now I’m wondering where meatloaf would place on a cake alignment chart, in the flavour (pun intended) of the sandwich alignment chart.

aug 14, 2025, 1:19 am • 2 0 • view
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Char the Drinkin' Dragon @charthedragon.bsky.social

Wonder where he was flying to..?

aug 13, 2025, 5:22 am • 1 0 • view
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gratefulcoach.bsky.social @gratefulcoach.bsky.social

Lol

aug 13, 2025, 2:15 am • 2 0 • view
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David @owlpanda7.bsky.social

Bill Maher Thigh Gap got these septuagenarians sweating

aug 13, 2025, 2:24 am • 17 1 • view
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JuliNuoFooly @julinofooly.bsky.social

Oh how dare you make me view this

aug 13, 2025, 8:15 am • 6 0 • view
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Pete. @pete.social

I saw a “I’m sorry that someone thought you were Bill Maher” section of sympathy cards at Hallmark this past weekend. Silly me, thinking there was zero market for them…

aug 13, 2025, 3:58 am • 67 1 • view
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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.besilly.online

legendary achievement unlocked

aug 13, 2025, 2:41 am • 3 0 • view
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Shannon Zak @shannonzak.bsky.social

What is her obsession with bill maher? He’s the only person who’s ever made fun of her? I don’t think he even has a personal social account let alone burner accounts. Wow

aug 13, 2025, 11:36 am • 1 0 • view
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Camilo @camilotranquilo.bsky.social

Reading that felt like my brain was melting. Jesus Christ I’d hate to be those lawyers.

aug 13, 2025, 2:30 am • 11 0 • view
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standtall22.bsky.social @standtall22.bsky.social

They are being well paid-or had better be. They have agreed to perform in this kabuki theatre. For that’s all it is. They are not hostages.

aug 13, 2025, 3:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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Maud @maudhd.bsky.social

-This could be Lill Maher’s burner account… -…And you may not speak… -This might be Bill Maher’s burner account…

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aug 13, 2025, 7:21 am • 3 0 • view
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Hermshu @hermshu.bsky.social

I can tell it’s not Bill Maher because you didn’t include *smug look*

aug 13, 2025, 1:55 am • 17 0 • view
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Lynn Jones @newindiansummer.bsky.social

Lol

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Geoffrey Hoytsman @courtjezter84.bsky.social

She looks like Robert Z’dar in drag

aug 13, 2025, 1:52 am • 4 0 • view
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SammyTheCat @sammythecat.bsky.social

One more crazy thing that reminds me of the Red Queen in “Alice in Wonderland”! 🤣

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x---factor.bsky.social @x---factor.bsky.social

loomer getting out the dice!

aug 13, 2025, 2:28 pm • 3 0 • view
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Larry @kimchijiggy.bsky.social

it puts its exhibit tag on the exhibit or it gets the hose again

aug 13, 2025, 5:14 am • 0 0 • view
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Megan E. Zombi @zombiscribe.bsky.social

I truly do not have the posters spirit 😂

aug 13, 2025, 3:56 am • 9 0 • view
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Finleynpa @finleynpa.bsky.social

Looks like bloomer as mentally unbalanced as all the MAGA moron cult. Bill Mayer eating away at her is hilarious. Maybe a little more spray paint make up Laura and you”ll really achieve that look Trump likes looking down at…

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aug 13, 2025, 4:25 am • 7 0 • view
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Brody Ambrosius 🍁 @scruffopone.bsky.social

Sue for defamation

aug 13, 2025, 2:32 am • 2 0 • view
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Karen H @karenmhj.bsky.social

Doesn't loomer have lawyer to tell her to stfu?

aug 13, 2025, 3:16 am • 2 0 • view
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Elizabeth White @elizabethwhite.bsky.social

Her lawyer is a buffoon.

aug 13, 2025, 3:20 am • 9 0 • view
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craig (derogatory) @craigisonline.bsky.social

frankly I think we should all double down and get to work on more disparaging Loomer posts for her to (hopefully) have to read it loud in court

aug 13, 2025, 2:41 am • 2 0 • view
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Skeletal Minion @skeletalminion.bsky.social

"But what if some random internet person is secretly Bill Maher purely because they were both mean to me? It is completely fine and appropriate that I bring this up while I am being questioned in court even after repeatedly being told to stop" - Thought process of the utterly deranged

aug 14, 2025, 4:23 am • 11 0 • view
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Rep Richard Dangler @rdangler.bsky.social

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Cobalt @403verboten.bsky.social

good job bill 👍

aug 13, 2025, 5:15 am • 1 0 • view
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com

Good work, Mr. Maher!

aug 14, 2025, 2:50 am • 1 0 • view
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Jimi’s Plectrum @jw1958.bsky.social

What I’m hearing here. Loomer (shorter version): “I have multiple burner accounts and astroturf myself “

aug 13, 2025, 9:00 am • 121 4 • view
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serelc.bsky.social @serelc.bsky.social

I'll continue saying this: every accusation is a confession. They prove it over and over and over.

aug 13, 2025, 5:16 pm • 4 0 • view
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Hijacker @hijacker.bsky.social

That’s a bingo!

aug 13, 2025, 4:22 pm • 4 0 • view
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dpsanima.bsky.social @dpsanima.bsky.social

My first thought!

aug 13, 2025, 11:13 am • 4 0 • view
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BrownEyedGirl876 @browneyedgirl876.bsky.social

Yep. It’s like she’s done this before.

aug 13, 2025, 12:21 pm • 13 0 • view
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BARO @baro.bsky.social

Every accusation is always a confession with these people.

aug 13, 2025, 5:32 pm • 3 0 • view
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Thundal Archsys @thundalarchsys.bsky.social

Very much so: that was what I was thinking when they were calling bsky a dem platform... Like, you admit that your platforms are Republican, and that you think other parties do what you do?

aug 14, 2025, 2:23 am • 2 0 • view
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L-Rod @l-rod.bsky.social

Bingo!!!

aug 13, 2025, 12:34 pm • 3 0 • view
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Chlorhünchen @ericlackner.bsky.social

I posted almost the exact same thing! lol

aug 13, 2025, 5:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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David Marx @digthatdata.bsky.social

what a time to be alive

aug 13, 2025, 6:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social

Explain this

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aug 13, 2025, 1:54 am • 65 0 • view
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Michael // MSLD @msldsound.bsky.social

This is clearly a cropped version of Maheronymous Bosch’s “On the Jetliner of Airborne Delights”

aug 13, 2025, 4:51 am • 49 0 • view
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social

Release the Bosch files

aug 13, 2025, 5:41 am • 34 0 • view
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Neil Cisgender @wobblybitsx.bsky.social

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aug 13, 2025, 3:08 am • 13 0 • view
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⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social

wow she didnt even reach for soros conspiracy theories shes slipping

aug 13, 2025, 2:34 am • 12 0 • view
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🚩🚩 Samantha 🚩🚩 @bolshevikmilf.bsky.social

i can't believe i'm following bill maher. gross.

aug 13, 2025, 3:07 am • 53 0 • view
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Piper @the-pied-piper.bsky.social

The most upsetting implication is that Maher has the talent and ability on display here, but deliberately doesn’t use it on his main show or public persona. That’s honestly worse than him just being the awful way he is.

aug 13, 2025, 5:24 pm • 9 0 • view
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Giorgio Angelini @giorgioangelini.bsky.social

Jfc this woman is waaaay more unhinged than I realized. She needs help. For real. I can’t believe people like her are just out in the streets. Driving cars. Flying on planes. Making major presidential strategy decisions.

aug 13, 2025, 3:12 am • 42 1 • view
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Matt Gill @mattgill.me

you have to tell us if you're bill maher, it's the law

aug 13, 2025, 1:51 am • 93 3 • view
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I'm Tugrim for this shirt @tugrim.bsky.social

"Everything's a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works."

aug 13, 2025, 3:39 pm • 8 0 • view
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kylie, themeny of the state,,, @kylie.hater.club

lmao oh my christ

aug 13, 2025, 1:59 am • 2 0 • view
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ph00tbag @ph00tbag.bsky.social

I don't get it. Why doesn't she just say, "no, it does not reflect my relationship with the president"?

aug 13, 2025, 5:51 pm • 5 0 • view
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☀️Sara Smiles @sarasmiles-5280.bsky.social

Well? are you?

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Travis from his porch 🌻 @freeulysses.bsky.social

well are you?

aug 13, 2025, 2:55 am • 1 0 • view
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💀 Dreadward 💀 @edwardodell.bsky.social

Incredible

aug 13, 2025, 10:57 am • 2 0 • view
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social

This is a new kind of sad that I can’t begin to describe.

aug 13, 2025, 4:57 am • 1 0 • view
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Zach D Roberts @zdroberts.bsky.social

You should sue her for defamation for claiming you’re Bill Maher.

aug 13, 2025, 2:06 am • 158 1 • view
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Gimlet Eye @mcgimleteye13.bsky.social

Trump ain't functional any more with his health problems.

aug 13, 2025, 4:13 pm • 2 0 • view
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Chlorhünchen @ericlackner.bsky.social

I still believe that one of the reasons Trump ran for president is b/c he's impotent. There is no fucking way in hell a person with Trump's history with women would not be sexually harassing almost all of his female staffers.

aug 13, 2025, 5:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Steve Richardson @whooty.bsky.social

🤞🏻💀

aug 13, 2025, 4:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bails ☭ @crailtep.bsky.social

Maher wishes he could be as funny as you

aug 13, 2025, 4:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Aunt Janell 🤘 @butterfield81098.bsky.social

What is with these people that just won't shut up🤬🤬🤬🤬

aug 13, 2025, 5:23 am • 1 0 • view
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JeaninePirreaux @jeaninepirreaux.bsky.social

I am very proud of you.

aug 13, 2025, 6:22 am • 0 0 • view
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midwestister @h-lr.bsky.social

@libcrusher.bsky.social I read Roger Stone bankrolls Loomer. My mind instantly thought.. Loomer and 47 are tight. Did he know her in the before times? How does her relationship w Stone shape her influence w 47? I also wondered if she had been groomed by these men, or men like them, in her past.

aug 13, 2025, 11:27 am • 0 0 • view
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Blank Willbur @blankwillbur.bsky.social

I'd be ashamed and re-examine my whole life, if someone, disingenuously or not, thought I was Bill Maher. Like being accused of being Goebbels.

aug 13, 2025, 5:01 pm • 6 0 • view
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social

You know that stenographer stopped at the liquor store on the way home.

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Swanky Somm III @sommaf.bsky.social

They started smoking again too.

aug 13, 2025, 4:26 am • 4 0 • view
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pixels sideways @pixelssideways.bsky.social

😁

aug 13, 2025, 3:05 am • 6 0 • view
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Heruy Kiros @heruykiros.bsky.social

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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social

new "just put the fries in the bag" just dropped

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aug 13, 2025, 4:54 pm • 42 2 • view
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boooof @boooof.bsky.social

glad im not the only one who had this exact thought just put the exhibit tab on the exhibit lil bro

aug 23, 2025, 3:18 am • 2 0 • view
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OttoMaddox @0ttomaddox.bsky.social

You may have cause to file for defamation of character.

aug 13, 2025, 9:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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Brandon @brandon.boomajoom.com

Why?

aug 14, 2025, 4:25 am • 0 0 • view
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Kategod 🐉🧿🦑𓅛🪬 @kategodart.bsky.social

good lord lol

aug 13, 2025, 2:57 am • 0 0 • view
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Emily @stygian.xyz

I wanna shitpost this hard

aug 13, 2025, 8:28 am • 2 0 • view
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social

still an open question

aug 13, 2025, 1:50 am • 4 0 • view
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Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social

“BlueSky is a Democrat platform” LOL

aug 13, 2025, 3:04 am • 12 0 • view
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John K. Hinsdale (NJ) @hinsdale.org

Read: Bluesky has effective troll blocking which makes it usable by reasonable people.

aug 13, 2025, 7:02 am • 13 0 • view
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Kinda Angry Female US Air Force Officer (Ret) @aimhighflygirl.bsky.social

Is it simply me using the blocking button or is there an additional automatic way to troll block?

aug 13, 2025, 2:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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John K. Hinsdale (NJ) @hinsdale.org

Yes, subscribe to block lists curated by others. This is a huge feature of Bluesky

aug 13, 2025, 2:48 pm • 4 0 • view
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John K. Hinsdale (NJ) @hinsdale.org

Settings... Moderation ... Moderation lists ... You can search for lists and subscribe to block or mute the accounts on the list.

aug 13, 2025, 2:50 pm • 3 0 • view
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Kinda Angry Female US Air Force Officer (Ret) @aimhighflygirl.bsky.social

Thank you!!

aug 13, 2025, 2:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Soyweiser @soyweiser.bsky.social

Hope you live in the UK so you can sue for libel/slander.

aug 13, 2025, 4:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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brooklyn909.bsky.social @brooklyn909.bsky.social

You aren't Bill Mahrer? News to me...

aug 13, 2025, 3:25 am • 1 0 • view
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D.K. Uzoukwu @dkuzny.bsky.social

Gosh, now I really do wanna see what Marjorie said about Loomer 😭

aug 13, 2025, 5:54 am • 1 0 • view
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social

Laura Loomer claims Marjorie Taylor Greene is corrupt in latest escalation of MAGA online feud | The Independent share.google/CRslpeDe19Ta... Bring popcorn.

aug 13, 2025, 9:31 am • 1 0 • view
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D.K. Uzoukwu @dkuzny.bsky.social

THANK YOU

aug 14, 2025, 7:34 am • 1 0 • view
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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social

Need to get some actors to perform this ASAP

aug 13, 2025, 2:09 am • 39 0 • view
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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social

The Rick and Morty guys need to attone it's time

aug 13, 2025, 3:49 pm • 12 0 • view
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Stev D @stevd.bsky.social

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elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social

No I'm Bill Maher!

aug 13, 2025, 6:12 am • 1 0 • view
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Mitski-Mask The Slump God @mitskimask.bsky.social

What is this case even about that they would bring this up as evidence?

aug 13, 2025, 6:12 am • 10 0 • view
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Fox 🏳️‍⚧️ @averytiredfox.bsky.social

She's suing Bill Maher for joking that she might be fucking the president, so the defense is trying to prove that it was a joke in the public discourse or something

aug 13, 2025, 6:09 pm • 10 0 • view
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Mitski-Mask The Slump God @mitskimask.bsky.social

Wow this is backfiring on her magnificently.

aug 13, 2025, 6:12 pm • 8 0 • view
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Aria of effect 🏳️‍⚧️ (ENVtuber) @ariaofeffect.live

Pretty sure she’s telling on herself here. just watch, between now and a month or 2 from now, it’ll come out loomer owns several puppet accounts.

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Borbs God Emperor of Garden @ronninator.bsky.social

I hope they both suffer as a result of your tweet, somehow

aug 13, 2025, 2:00 am • 6 0 • view
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Linden Inara @lindeninara.bsky.social

Omg I need to know what happens next!!!!!!!

aug 13, 2025, 11:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Christina @chmsingerie.bsky.social

Keep trolling her! That’s hilarious!

aug 13, 2025, 2:52 am • 2 0 • view
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Effing Grim @effinggrim.bsky.social

We know you’re not Bill Maher because that tweet is well crafted and fucking hilarious. That tweet would injure a Bill Maher crowd.

aug 13, 2025, 3:05 am • 12 1 • view
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🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social

Are you? If you are, can I request you stop being such an asshole? You’re a funny dude, you don’t have to be so shitty

aug 13, 2025, 2:51 am • 1 0 • view
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TheBrett @thebrett.bsky.social

Many posters wonder if the targets of our posts see them, but few get the honor of knowing that the target had to hear it live in a courtroom and respond to it. Well done!

aug 13, 2025, 3:50 pm • 19 0 • view
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toast vesuvius @toasty.cx

damn she's crazy as shit huh

aug 13, 2025, 1:52 am • 19 0 • view
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Hijacker @hijacker.bsky.social

Her lawyer seems half a step behind her

aug 13, 2025, 4:20 pm • 5 0 • view
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toast vesuvius @toasty.cx

maybe the lawyer needs a different amount of drugs Either more or less, whatever it is is the wrong amount

aug 13, 2025, 4:24 pm • 7 1 • view
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social

proud of u

aug 13, 2025, 1:52 am • 336 0 • view
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social

Jerry, No: being compared to Bill Maher is bad. You should say that you are sorry, even if you do not feel sorry in your heart. It’s a way to be polite.

aug 13, 2025, 8:42 am • 89 2 • view
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theguy9900.bsky.social @theguy9900.bsky.social

Bluesky tour guide: Here you will get to experience an of an actual sighting of excellent use of Jerry, No. These used to be rare, so the evolutions have had to become much more situational to really catch the moment. Let's wait and see if we can catch a glimpse of Jerry furtively plucking his No.

aug 13, 2025, 8:36 pm • 28 1 • view
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Josh "WAFFLE SQUARF" Brown @theotherspeakman.bsky.social

LC is being compared because of a mistaken belief by Loomer that it strengthens her case. She would accuse the moon of being the sun if she thought it would help her. And the moon would have no reason to apologize.

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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social

hey and if you are bill maher fuck you lol

aug 13, 2025, 6:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social

ha ha ha damn that's so cool

aug 13, 2025, 6:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social

i remember that post

aug 13, 2025, 6:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lydia Rose @lydzrose.bsky.social

You’re not Bill Maher though, right? You have to tell me if you’re Bill Maher, it’s the law

aug 13, 2025, 3:26 am • 8 0 • view
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madhattermn.bsky.social @madhattermn.bsky.social

JFC, what a loon.

aug 13, 2025, 3:15 am • 2 0 • view
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̡̢҉̲̗͓̬͈̯̝̝͉͝3̶̴͍̀͞ @zethxm.bsky.social

I have a hard time laughing at this shit when nothing ever fucking happens to people like her in court

aug 13, 2025, 3:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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Rachel 🌈🚺 🥄 ♿️💙 @rachel-ann-88.bsky.social

This is amazing. I want to see more. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

aug 13, 2025, 2:51 am • 1 0 • view
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Robot Dirty Talk @robotdirtytalk.bsky.social

Oh, that is AWESOME. Consider framing or scrapbooking that

aug 13, 2025, 3:32 am • 3 0 • view
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Randal Cooper @fancycwabs.bsky.social

I’m feeling left out that they didn’t ask about my post that said canned dog food was the second most disgusting thing she’d had in her mouth that week.

aug 13, 2025, 7:35 pm • 7 0 • view
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Tracy’s 🙄 @tflores.bsky.social

All maga including Donold are paranoid now

aug 13, 2025, 5:06 am • 1 0 • view
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Quelyn✨ @aerzuki.bsky.social

Wow, your impact.

aug 13, 2025, 4:30 am • 2 0 • view
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Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app @nougatmachine.bsky.social

hell yeah brother

aug 13, 2025, 4:03 am • 1 0 • view
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Blanche Devereaux @gingerkap23.bsky.social

This thread has been really entertaining I needed that thanks

aug 13, 2025, 3:08 am • 13 0 • view
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HOT TOR GO! @stymiedthoughts.bsky.social

Pissing off Laura Loomer, but being mistaken for Bill Maher in the process feels like a real monkey's paw situation.

aug 13, 2025, 3:37 pm • 107 1 • view
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DR Darke @drdarkeny.bsky.social

Like how Sherlock Holmes got pissed off when people mistook him for a Scotland Yard inspector! 😁

aug 13, 2025, 3:42 pm • 16 0 • view
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Chelsea @chelseamccray.bsky.social

you broke her brain lol

aug 13, 2025, 2:05 am • 7 0 • view
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Feel The Furn @furnace.bsky.social

It starts out like Oscar Wilde but by the end it’s Jean Paul Sartre NO EXIT

aug 13, 2025, 11:37 am • 2 0 • view
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social

It seems churlish to mock Laura Loomer for her looks when her personality is *right there*.

aug 13, 2025, 6:48 am • 15 0 • view
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Random Human @anotherben.bsky.social

She paid lots of money to look like an eldritch horror cosplaying as an 80s lingerie mannequin. We should acknowledge it!

aug 13, 2025, 3:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kelly Fowler @kellyfirehorse.bsky.social

But to leave “sleep paralysis demon” on the table, man I don’t know.

aug 23, 2025, 2:05 am • 1 0 • view
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social

Lmao

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aug 13, 2025, 3:55 am • 26 0 • view
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Jojobee @jojobee267.bsky.social

Sleep paralysis demon😵‍💫👍

aug 13, 2025, 4:53 am • 1 0 • view
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Warren Shadespot @warrenwp.bsky.social

I also think they are having an affair and im definitely not bill.

aug 13, 2025, 3:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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ZHUGE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 @shuchancellor.online

please call her Diaochan so Dong Zhuo sees this :)

aug 13, 2025, 1:53 am • 29 0 • view
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Sue @suesanders70.bsky.social

Laura Looney is an idiot

aug 13, 2025, 2:02 am • 3 0 • view
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¡matt! ✶✶✶✶ @mattfromchicago.bsky.social

I don't like to hand it to the Loomers of the world but that is a low-key devastating insult, ugh

aug 13, 2025, 1:48 am • 80 0 • view
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Don't look up @zone6bgardener.bsky.social

aug 13, 2025, 2:09 am • 44 0 • view
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The Allied Powers @zuppatofana.bsky.social

Loomers? You mean Mahers?

aug 13, 2025, 1:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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¡matt! ✶✶✶✶ @mattfromchicago.bsky.social

No Laura called him Bill Maher (a couple of times), that's a pretty deep burn

aug 13, 2025, 2:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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The Allied Powers @zuppatofana.bsky.social

Ope my bad

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italianstylemeats @blagueplague.bsky.social

FAKE ACCOUNT

aug 13, 2025, 10:24 am • 1 0 • view
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MTfromCC @mtfromcc.bsky.social

She is a complete Trunt.

aug 14, 2025, 2:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Bearly Here @thequiltedbear.bsky.social

That reads like she was mainlining Red Bull during the depo. Good lort.

aug 13, 2025, 2:13 am • 3 0 • view
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Gabriel @gofonseca.bsky.social

The joke was so good it triggered her into believing you were not you

aug 13, 2025, 12:10 pm • 5 0 • view
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june gloom @junegloom.bsky.social

very funny Maher thing aside i'm once again struck by her inability to just shut the fuck up

aug 13, 2025, 5:25 am • 20 0 • view
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Dave @davidfitch.bsky.social

I’ve never seen lib crusher 2 and Bill Maher in the same room before…

aug 13, 2025, 5:02 pm • 3 0 • view
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Tom Bombadil @sparksandsteel.bsky.social

🅱️aura 🅱️oomer

aug 13, 2025, 4:35 am • 0 0 • view
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finstersghost.bsky.social @finstersghost.bsky.social

LL is out of her mind and Fatboy Orange takes her advice to heart. How can this be good?

aug 13, 2025, 3:57 am • 1 0 • view
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thinkingpositive.bsky.social @thinkingpositive.bsky.social

Nice, crushing it.

aug 13, 2025, 11:04 am • 0 0 • view
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social

Most of us can only dream of such greatness

aug 13, 2025, 3:58 am • 4 0 • view
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Tilde~ (Beebsoup Sweetie) @coombutt.bsky.social

I've never seen the both of you in the same room so

aug 13, 2025, 11:25 am • 4 0 • view
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Rens @shadur.bsky.social

IMAX has nothing on conservatives in the projection department.

aug 13, 2025, 4:37 am • 7 0 • view
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a54chevy.bsky.social @a54chevy.bsky.social

@friarsnleafs.bsky.social

aug 13, 2025, 5:16 am • 2 0 • view
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Mike G @mikeginmd.bsky.social

So happy for you

aug 13, 2025, 3:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jasnah Kholin @jasnah.bsky.social

holy shit is Loomer's lawyer *LARRY MCFUCKING KLAYMAN*?!?!? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO.

aug 13, 2025, 5:16 am • 11 0 • view
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Marissa @marissamadness.bsky.social

Who's he?

aug 14, 2025, 3:57 am • 0 0 • view
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Believelander Says Trans Rights @says-rights.bsky.social

This is fucking ridiculous. Everyone knows Bill Maher has never even once been close to that funny

aug 13, 2025, 1:57 am • 37 1 • view
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Matthew Shallenberger @mjshally.bsky.social

I'm a transcriptionist, and all I can think about is how awful it would be to transcribe this mess.

aug 13, 2025, 3:54 am • 180 0 • view
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Soyweiser @soyweiser.bsky.social

When the court reporter asked for people not to talk over reach other, they started to point at the reporter and accused them of 'shouting at us'. So horrible indeed.

aug 13, 2025, 4:53 pm • 5 0 • view
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Soyweiser @soyweiser.bsky.social

Somebody more media wise than me could also point out that this kind of behavior here seems to also match their general out of court behavior. Distractions, talking over people, irrelevant bullshit, and if somebody small speaks up, target them to keep others silent.

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Matthew Shallenberger @mjshally.bsky.social

Some people just can't help themselves. Most attorneys would likely consider Loomer a terrible client based on her behavior here. Her attorney seems like he's just as terrible a person as she is.

aug 13, 2025, 5:37 pm • 4 0 • view
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Matthew Shallenberger @mjshally.bsky.social

Wow, I missed that part.

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social

muh peeps! it would be a fecking nightmare

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Chris @ary.bsky.social

When it says "The Reporter: One at a time please." is that the transcriptionist getting fed up or just someone else looking out for them? 😅

aug 13, 2025, 12:32 pm • 14 0 • view
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Matthew Shallenberger @mjshally.bsky.social

That's the court reporter getting fed up. In my line of work, that's a separate person from the transcriptionist. I don't do stenography (real-time transcription of legal proceedings). I listen to audio recordings and edit/format a speech-to-text rough transcript.

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Chris @ary.bsky.social

Ahh, gotcha! Thanks for clarifying 😊

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Elvie 🌲🐝 @elviereads.bsky.social

it's the court reporter and they, like the record, are suffering

aug 13, 2025, 9:43 pm • 5 0 • view
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Matthew Shallenberger @mjshally.bsky.social

Hahaha that's for sure

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pugosupo.bsky.social @pugosupo.bsky.social

I used to do court reporting and oh my god the crosstalk!! Girl shut UP

aug 13, 2025, 9:23 pm • 3 0 • view
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Mistol's In Charge @mistolsmama.bsky.social

I used to be a transcriptionist a long time ago and I agree. That is a nightmare of cross-talk and talking over each other, not to mention the number of times the attorney told her there was no question asked. That people continue speaking after basically being told to shut their trap is 😬🙄

aug 13, 2025, 4:17 am • 99 0 • view
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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social

Damn I wish my old eyes could read all that.

aug 13, 2025, 2:36 am • 2 0 • view
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Alison’s Aim Is True @alisonspeaks.bsky.social

No one is asking the obvious question: What does Bill Maher know??

aug 13, 2025, 5:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Bobson Dugnutt @parasocialista.bsky.social

New Rule: you have to let us know if you're Bill's Bluesky Burner

aug 13, 2025, 5:24 am • 4 0 • view
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jackiefromtexas @jackiefromtexas.bsky.social

Good one ! 👏👏👏

aug 13, 2025, 2:48 am • 1 0 • view
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Andrea 🦋🇺🇸💙 @andrea-am.bsky.social

And his mushroom ain’t working anymore- especially with his depends!!!

aug 13, 2025, 2:49 am • 4 0 • view
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@uruzrune.bsky.social

Bill Maher wears Depends?

aug 13, 2025, 7:38 am • 0 0 • view
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social

well, are you?

aug 13, 2025, 2:14 am • 297 0 • view
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LuckyTrashFox @luckytrashfox.bsky.social

Lets ask Bill Maher if he’s on The Blue Sky

aug 13, 2025, 2:55 am • 116 0 • view
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POTUS Speedrun Record Holder @theradiostar.bsky.social

Maher is famously on Tumblr

aug 13, 2025, 11:56 am • 4 0 • view
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LuckyTrashFox @luckytrashfox.bsky.social

Why does that info give me such ick? I’m not even on tumblr

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POTUS Speedrun Record Holder @theradiostar.bsky.social

not sure what you find weird about a 70-year-old man hanging out on a platform mostly inhabited by teens

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LuckyTrashFox @luckytrashfox.bsky.social

😂

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JoySwee @joyswee.bsky.social

I love that all of the sudden Bill Maher is suddenly siding with Dems. We pissed him off with the Covid stuff, he wasn’t allowed to perform. Guess the pedo was his line in the sand.

aug 13, 2025, 3:21 am • 64 0 • view
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Allena (Ah-lay-nuh), she/her I support 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🎌 @allena-bryanne.bsky.social

He’s such a reactionary piece of shit nowadays, though. On damn near everything. Like the epitome of an entitled lucky boomer.

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Karen H @karenmhj.bsky.social

Or he's just a contrarian When the dems are in charge, he sides w/the gop. When the gop is in charge, he sounds like a dem. Like a toddler, or...

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Sherri @sherribells.bsky.social

Exactly

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Bill Nagel @billnagel.bsky.social

It's how he allows himself to pretend that he's a "rational moderate"

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Kereminde @kereminde.bsky.social

He sides with his own self-interest and dresses it up as "common sense". Or "the majority of sane people". (Which makes my skin crawl when I see it used by people NOT him.)

aug 13, 2025, 4:38 am • 8 0 • view
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Traveller In Black @traveller-in-black.bsky.social

He's a "Libertarian" which is essentially an adolescent ideology, that some people never outgrow.

aug 14, 2025, 6:00 am • 2 0 • view
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Simon 🪗 @mzdt.bsky.social

Don't know the guy, but isn't that what satirists are suppose to do? Challenge those in power, whoever they are?

aug 13, 2025, 5:35 am • 1 0 • view
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JoySwee @joyswee.bsky.social

Oh, I kind of get that. Good observation.

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Object á ♾️🛸💛💙 @clausewitzlacan.bsky.social

Contrarianism is part of the maga being. And an infantile period of development

aug 13, 2025, 6:52 am • 43 0 • view
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#1 Hurts Fan @number1hurtsfan.bsky.social

I used to watch Bill all the time. He was so pissed about not being able to tour due to covid. He 100% blames the dems for that.

aug 13, 2025, 11:46 am • 3 0 • view
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Allena (Ah-lay-nuh), she/her I support 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🎌 @allena-bryanne.bsky.social

I think he’s crotchety that his old ass can’t get laid by anyone under 50 without paying for it nowadays. Which like. Have you seen the guy? Can you blame any young woman for not being all enticed by that… dried out weasel look he has going? He can. I don’t think I can.

aug 13, 2025, 7:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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Allena (Ah-lay-nuh), she/her I support 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🎌 @allena-bryanne.bsky.social

I remember watching one of his monologues as he started his right wing swing and like, that was kinda his schtick. And that he has to be so over the top an asshole to trans people. As a white, cis, wealthy, man in America. Too much money, I think.

aug 13, 2025, 7:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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Fired up @kimmymoone.bsky.social

Maher is dead to me

aug 13, 2025, 9:23 am • 3 0 • view
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Denis Seji @zejety.bsky.social

Only forensics will tell

aug 14, 2025, 7:54 am • 0 0 • view
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Matunos @matunos.bsky.social

never seen @libcrusher.bsky.social and Bill Maher in the same room

aug 13, 2025, 3:56 am • 17 0 • view
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John Bluesky 𓅄 @jhaedin.bsky.social

Feels like an Almost Sunny episode.

aug 13, 2025, 5:40 am • 4 0 • view
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Papa Bearman @papabearman.bsky.social

Someone has a crush on Bill Maher...

aug 13, 2025, 2:22 am • 2 0 • view
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No Slaves, No Masters, No Kings, No Scrubs @tomcairney.bsky.social

I feel like the fact that you’re funny is pretty compelling evidence that you’re not Bill Maher

aug 13, 2025, 10:45 am • 91 1 • view
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Matt the Buff Dad (Defiant!) @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online

My god that deposition just gets worse and worse

aug 13, 2025, 1:49 am • 462 1 • view
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Truther_Dare @truther-dare.bsky.social

You misspelled better and better

aug 13, 2025, 2:10 am • 24 0 • view
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social

I think you mean better and better

aug 13, 2025, 4:54 pm • 5 0 • view
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Swanky Somm III @sommaf.bsky.social

What was this all about anyway?

aug 13, 2025, 4:25 am • 3 0 • view
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Admiral Monke @admiral-monke.bsky.social

She is suing Bill Maher for defamation about a joke he made regarding her having sex with Trump. It shouldn't have gotten this far, but the judge who heard the initial complaint is a water brained boomer that decided because the audience groaned and didn't laugh, it wasn't purely a joke.

aug 13, 2025, 4:20 pm • 6 0 • view
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Swanky Somm III @sommaf.bsky.social

Thank you. 🙄. We really are a clown show of a society.

aug 13, 2025, 4:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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dub273 @dub273.bsky.social

"Water brained boomer" is a phrase I'm stealing.

aug 13, 2025, 5:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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OldCoastie @oldcoastie54.bsky.social

Perseverating... really in a total loop...loopy...

aug 13, 2025, 2:44 am • 2 0 • view
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Squirmin Melville @rhetorusrex.bsky.social

She is just the messiest bitch. Like I'm not one to stereotype but she is the stereotype. Delusional, paranoid, too fuckin loud about it.

aug 13, 2025, 1:52 am • 371 0 • view
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Rose 🇮🇪🤝🇵🇸 @anaemicroyalty.bsky.social

She's a year to the day younger than me and I have never felt better about how I'm aging than when I see photos of her. And like look, we all age differently, but she has made some surgical/technically not surgical treatment choices that are baffling to me.

aug 13, 2025, 4:56 pm • 6 0 • view
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Martin Smith @transmithim.bsky.social

Yes! I really try not to disparage people for their looks but I was shocked to discover today that she’s only 32 and she used to look like Chelsea Peretti. It’s like she took a photo of Jigsaw to her plastic surgeon and asked for that.

aug 13, 2025, 7:03 pm • 4 0 • view
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chibidino.bsky.social @chibidino.bsky.social

Same…unless it’s something you can’t naturally get. Like Botox or bad tattoos. Body-shaming usually dodges opportunities to make fun of actual issues with someone, while also shaming others who look like them. But imo, those who *choose* artificial bodies are fair game for their choices.

aug 13, 2025, 7:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rose 🇮🇪🤝🇵🇸 @anaemicroyalty.bsky.social

Yes, I would never slag someone for something that is out of their control. But a choice you make as a fully grown adult is open to critique. Just as I'm sure people judge me for my hair and clothing and makeup choices!

aug 14, 2025, 12:16 pm • 2 0 • view
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chibidino.bsky.social @chibidino.bsky.social

Exactly! If someone doesn’t like my hair/clothes/whatever, like ok cool! I probably don’t like theirs either. ;)

aug 14, 2025, 3:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Spooky Anime Observer @maybeyoushoulogoff.bsky.social

I could fix her. But it’s so much more enjoyable to see her being the main character of the day IN THE REAL WORLD.

aug 13, 2025, 4:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Vance's future VP @lngnstrt.bsky.social

Borderline Personality Disorder, maybe, in my opinion. Don't sue me Laura

aug 13, 2025, 6:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Smash @smashpro1.bsky.social

Remember, this woman once handcuffed herself to the doors of Twitter HQ in an attempt to get her account unbanned, but did it in a way that did not impede access to the building at all.

aug 13, 2025, 1:58 am • 498 5 • view
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Dale Chapman @decmusicology.bsky.social

Glad to see no one among the libs or left has offered her training in civil disobedience. Let’s keep it that way! Lol

aug 13, 2025, 4:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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Alexandra 🍸🍸 @nycbubbles.bsky.social

No key, so a couple of hours later when she got cold, hungry and had to pee, the police had to use bolt cutters. They didn’t even bother arresting her, because it was so stupid.🤣🤣

aug 13, 2025, 3:53 am • 27 2 • view
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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social

The reason she gave for doing it that way was fire safety. Very considerate of her.

aug 13, 2025, 2:12 am • 32 1 • view
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ricky cilantro @rickycilantro.bsky.social

as someone with a fire extinguisher in the kitchen, garage, next to my fireplace, and fire blankets in each bathroom (blow dryers don’t fuck around)I appreciate this

aug 13, 2025, 2:31 am • 8 1 • view
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sunnyjim.bsky.social @sunnyjim.bsky.social

Well, she had to let people in to unban her account

aug 13, 2025, 1:52 pm • 3 1 • view
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Cannon @cannon4nh.bsky.social

And then pissed her pants

aug 13, 2025, 2:44 am • 9 0 • view
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tub faucet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social

I love that it also wasn’t Twitter’s main headquarters, which have always been in San Francisco, it was their New York offices

aug 13, 2025, 2:23 am • 17 0 • view
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Squirmin Melville @rhetorusrex.bsky.social

Honestly wish I had that kind of confidence.

aug 13, 2025, 2:05 am • 108 0 • view
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Taco Bell Tokyo-3 @tacobelltokyo3.bsky.social

You’re mistaking confidence with entitlement and stupidity.

aug 13, 2025, 6:26 am • 4 0 • view
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petitpoulet.bsky.social @petitpoulet.bsky.social

Narcissistic personality disorder level

aug 13, 2025, 8:17 am • 1 0 • view
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Ken @tcbullfrog.bsky.social

*monkey’s paw finger curls*

aug 13, 2025, 7:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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papez107.bsky.social @papez107.bsky.social

If you make yourself incredibly stupid you might get that confident.

aug 13, 2025, 11:21 am • 2 1 • view
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lovelokest (nelle, she/her) @lovelokest.bsky.social

Saaaaame

aug 13, 2025, 3:14 am • 20 0 • view
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Kellie 🍄 @foximoxie.bsky.social

Only really dumb people have that much confidence.

aug 13, 2025, 3:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social

I dunno, I'd probably avoid a building if I thought Laura Loomer might try to talk to me as I'm entering.

aug 13, 2025, 7:24 pm • 4 1 • view
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Eric the Red @realeric4real.bsky.social

You should sue her for defamation

aug 13, 2025, 1:52 am • 222 1 • view
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Amy @aquaveins.bsky.social

A lawsuit would put an end to wondering whether LibCrusher is really Bill Maher🤔😂

aug 13, 2025, 11:17 am • 2 0 • view
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Amanda Smith @amandahernandez.bsky.social

Hahahaha. This comment got me!

aug 13, 2025, 2:16 am • 24 1 • view
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social

Insanity is a possible defense, and that argument in court sounds like it’s a credible one.

aug 13, 2025, 8:43 am • 0 0 • view
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Tara K @tarak94158555.bsky.social

...in a very round-a-bout way, you have ARRIVED! CONGRATULATIONS!

aug 13, 2025, 3:31 am • 2 0 • view
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Barack "Insane in the Hussein" Obama @thoughtbird.bsky.social

It's true. The only person who would ever want to disparage Laura Loomer is Bill Maher. So tell us already, are you Bill Maher? We, the public deserve answers.

aug 13, 2025, 6:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social

I was already dying and then got to the post after klayman threatened sanctions lol

aug 13, 2025, 1:54 am • 226 0 • view
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com

"Crazy Fenak isn't like a real name"

aug 13, 2025, 2:53 am • 126 0 • view
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Doctorb Nick @nichsmith.bsky.social

I love her reasoning that if someone is posting under a pseudonym, the tweets aren't real

aug 14, 2025, 2:01 pm • 4 0 • view
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Fauxmorian @fauxmorian.bsky.social

All she sees is Bill Maher everywhere ready to jumpscare her

aug 13, 2025, 7:20 am • 6 0 • view
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Thickolas Cage 🔞 @st-thickolas.bsky.social

aug 13, 2025, 9:28 am • 3 0 • view
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Dan (Chariot Greeter period) @dingledooiss.bsky.social

Can’t even watch old Murder She Wrote without him popping up!

aug 13, 2025, 12:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Alex @alexwilson321.bsky.social

The amount of times that these MAGA goons have set in front of a judge, caused a kangaroo court and not even get a slap on the wrist is insane. Imagine someone with a public defender pulling half of this, straight to the gulag.

aug 13, 2025, 3:35 pm • 29 0 • view
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Marissa @marissamadness.bsky.social

You're not wrong, but since this is a deposition it's probably given at an attorney's office with only her and the two attorneys there, not a courtroom with a judge present

aug 14, 2025, 4:00 am • 2 0 • view
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klbuck.bsky.social @klbuck.bsky.social

Hilarious

aug 13, 2025, 6:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Truther_Dare @truther-dare.bsky.social

Hey Bill.

aug 13, 2025, 2:10 am • 5 0 • view
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Ian Maclure @fearian.bsky.social

The funniest thing about this is that it's one part of a line of questioning where someone goes: "Here, read this tweet of someone dragging you." "Great, now read this tweet where they make fun of you." "Okay, now can you read this tweet where someone owns you-"

aug 13, 2025, 7:39 am • 79 2 • view
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Kelly Fowler @kellyfirehorse.bsky.social

I’m not even exaggerating, but after reading each quote in your post I just started laughing uncontrollably and couldn’t read the next line as I relived each part of the testimony. Best laughs I’ve had in a while.

aug 23, 2025, 1:57 am • 0 0 • view
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Ruddiohead @ruddiohead.bsky.social

inconsiderate of you to not tell ppl to have you're still the one by shania twain fucking CRANKED to play the instant they finish reading so I'm keeping it bluesky with you first and foremost by letting you know that's on you, not cool considering how much it look likes we made it look how far we'v

aug 13, 2025, 4:29 am • 2 0 • view
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social

Amazing she’d jump to that conclusion given how Bill Maher is an unfunny dipshit and your post was absolute fire.

aug 13, 2025, 4:34 am • 3 0 • view
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hooked on chronics @blazeweedman.bsky.social

bill maher isn't this funny

aug 13, 2025, 1:52 am • 9 0 • view
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alexdel.bsky.social @alexdel.bsky.social

Okay, Bill!

aug 13, 2025, 4:18 am • 1 0 • view
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Jerry @irish-norgie.bsky.social

Nobody is keeping the amazing Ms. Loomer warm at night these days. Nobody.

aug 13, 2025, 1:58 am • 3 0 • view
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Riley @rwintermute.com

What she's jealous of Ann Coulter getting some of that Maher action now?

aug 13, 2025, 3:28 am • 1 0 • view
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social

If it makes you feel better, I don't think you sound like Bill Maher. You're not smug enough, for one thing.

aug 13, 2025, 6:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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jewelheist.bsky.social @jewelheist.bsky.social

Are you? Just kidding 😂😂😂 hilarious

aug 13, 2025, 4:23 am • 1 0 • view
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egandale.bsky.social @egandale.bsky.social

Loomer slept her way up and is ignorant.

aug 13, 2025, 2:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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decaturgoonah.bsky.social @decaturgoonah.bsky.social

I like how her counsel is just going through every evidentiary objection he can recall from law school and trying them all.

aug 13, 2025, 1:59 am • 52 0 • view
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social

How else would you react if someone says your client is a psychotic daemon and the judge reaction is to burst out laughing, saying “That’s so perfectly captured her!”?

aug 13, 2025, 8:47 am • 12 0 • view
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decaturgoonah.bsky.social @decaturgoonah.bsky.social

Judge?

aug 13, 2025, 11:50 am • 3 0 • view
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social

The person with funny clothes who is fuming in silence, waiting for her to stop talking about her obviously closeted colleagues, rather than to answer the question.

aug 13, 2025, 5:29 pm • 3 0 • view
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decaturgoonah.bsky.social @decaturgoonah.bsky.social

Pretty sure this was a deposition.

aug 13, 2025, 6:53 pm • 3 0 • view
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social

They are going to read those at some point though, no?

aug 13, 2025, 10:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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decaturgoonah.bsky.social @decaturgoonah.bsky.social

But your comment implied the judge was there presiding, no?

aug 14, 2025, 1:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social

I’m assuming they were close enough to get psychic damage, as we all are.

aug 14, 2025, 5:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social

Accusing someone of secretly being Bull Maher is genuinely the worst insult I could imagine. I’m so sorry this happened to you

aug 13, 2025, 8:39 pm • 24 0 • view
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golvio @golvio.bsky.social

None of these people ever got the teenaged forum drama behavior out of their systems because they got online too late in life, and now they’re making it everyone else’s problem.

aug 13, 2025, 7:04 am • 0 0 • view
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golvio @golvio.bsky.social

Seriously, you’d expect a power-tripping LiveJournal BNF to make goofy claims about a one-off mean comment being evidence of an evil conspiracy against her, usually because she was a 14 year old taking things way too seriously or a bored adult housewife with nothing better to do than start ship wars

aug 13, 2025, 7:11 am • 1 0 • view
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golvio @golvio.bsky.social

But this lady’s a grown-ass woman who’s a member of the US government with the ear of the wannabe dictator running the whole clown show, and THIS is what she’s having a big, public meltdown over? This is just sad.

aug 13, 2025, 7:13 am • 2 0 • view
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Peter Liepmann @datadrivenfp.bsky.social

Too small to read.

aug 13, 2025, 5:51 am • 0 0 • view
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"I AM GROOOOOT!" @iamgroooot.bsky.social

Are you for real? Just click on the picture and enlarge it with two fingers.. its not hard. I believe in you..

aug 13, 2025, 9:48 am • 3 0 • view
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Olly Jr. @ollyjr.bsky.social

Lmao, lmao, lmao

aug 13, 2025, 1:59 am • 3 0 • view
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Ankle Megami Tensei @stochasticooze.bsky.social

Has anyone seen Lib Crusher and Bill Maher in the same place at the same time

aug 13, 2025, 2:46 am • 21 0 • view
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Leave Omelas @abbendectomy.bsky.social

No, but Lib won't let Bill on their show.

aug 13, 2025, 2:48 am • 14 0 • view
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Foxtail Studio @foxtailfcs.com

Is she just ChatGpt in a skinsuit?

aug 14, 2025, 12:31 am • 1 0 • view
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Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social

Loomer apparently thinks Bill Maher can be funny.

aug 13, 2025, 5:05 pm • 6 0 • view
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Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social

Dude is like 70 and still angry about The Clash there’s no way he knows the phrase “sleep paralysis demon” unless he heard it from a teenager he was fucking.

aug 13, 2025, 5:21 pm • 7 0 • view
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vrtx @tim2000.bsky.social

I just read all that, if I were the judge I’d find her in contempt of court for interrupting and not answering the question. Crazy the patience they had.

aug 13, 2025, 11:44 am • 1 0 • view
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Dankine @dankine.bsky.social

The courts seem to bend over backwards to accomodate these fascists.

aug 13, 2025, 11:46 am • 5 0 • view
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Marissa @marissamadness.bsky.social

If this was a deposition, it likely took place in an attorney's office, not in front of the judge. That's why the attorney says "or I will call the court" on the bottom of the page

aug 14, 2025, 3:54 am • 0 0 • view
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vrtx @tim2000.bsky.social

Ah ok, i don’t know anything about the legal system. She just seemed so resistant to complying, and kept bringing up the same irrelevant supposition!

aug 14, 2025, 2:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Littlehawk @bizarroland.bsky.social

You couldn't pay me enough to put up with that nonsense. A million dollars an hour isn't enough.

aug 13, 2025, 4:29 am • 4 0 • view
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Libforce One 🇺🇦🇹🇼🇵🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🚫卐⃠ @libforce1.bsky.social

Trump incorporates body horror

aug 13, 2025, 3:18 am • 3 0 • view
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jasoncampbell617.bsky.social @jasoncampbell617.bsky.social

Trump is a pedophile Release the (real)Epstein files

aug 13, 2025, 3:52 am • 4 0 • view
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CompletelyQless @completelyqless.bsky.social

aug 13, 2025, 2:44 am • 1 0 • view
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Blue Zander @blue-zander.bsky.social

That is GOLD!

aug 13, 2025, 2:12 am • 2 0 • view
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Keith Taylor @mrkeithtaylor.bsky.social

That poor stenographer.

aug 13, 2025, 2:00 am • 58 0 • view
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social

I think they did absolute aces on this, though. I can almost hear them talking over each other.

aug 13, 2025, 4:50 pm • 12 0 • view
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Devin8or 🧩 @devin8or.bsky.social

It's pretty good, but there is one point where they typed "being" instead of "bring," which bugged me.

aug 13, 2025, 7:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Keith Taylor @mrkeithtaylor.bsky.social

It's a superpower. I've no idea how they manage to mentally process it at that speed.

aug 13, 2025, 4:58 pm • 8 0 • view
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social

For real. I hear two voices and a ceiling light buzz and I can only focus on the lattermost.

aug 13, 2025, 5:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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Marissa @marissamadness.bsky.social

I'm actually in court reporting school now! The answer is it kind of goes in one ear and through your hands and out the other. 😅 Although I was thinking the same thing as you...having to deal with the stress of idiots like her. I can only imagine the restraint I'd need to not make a face. 😂

aug 13, 2025, 8:10 pm • 7 0 • view
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Leo Horishny @leohorishny.bsky.social

Wow. How to low key announce you’re in the media big leagues. 😉

aug 13, 2025, 4:21 am • 2 0 • view
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NotQuietMode_M.D. @notquietmodemd.bsky.social

I wish a lawyer would turn the tables on her in a deposition and demand she prove that she’s not Jigsaw. Then keep saying “That’s not proof!” 😂

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aug 13, 2025, 2:51 am • 62 0 • view
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Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social

She loomin' alright

aug 13, 2025, 6:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social

The mask from 'The Purge' is much closer

aug 13, 2025, 3:52 am • 19 0 • view
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bellatv @bellatv55.bsky.social

why the law moves slowly....

aug 13, 2025, 12:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should @rebeccastrange.bsky.social

It’s interesting how their minds work. If anyone dislikes them it’s obviously only one troll with a million sock puppets. They can’t genuinely be unpopular, that would break their little minds.

aug 13, 2025, 5:16 am • 35 1 • view
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rukuss.bsky.social @rukuss.bsky.social

..... bc their entire industry is one troll with a million sock puppets. Their worldview is colored by their experiences

aug 13, 2025, 6:33 am • 27 0 • view
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acrison.bsky.social @acrison.bsky.social

The Bill Maher argument makes some sense. She is suing Bill Maher for defamation for saying she and Trump had an affair, the tweets are being used to establish a general public speculation of the affair but if the account was operated by Maher it would be moot

aug 13, 2025, 11:15 am • 1 0 • view
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Alessio ( ◕_◕) @rainbowgod666.bsky.social

I say lets send this "loomer" girl in some nice, quiet place. I was thinking... guantanamo?

aug 13, 2025, 10:08 am • 0 0 • view
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The Humblest Goon @humble-goon.bsky.social

He who angers you controls you

aug 13, 2025, 3:53 am • 3 0 • view
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gooby @imcmahan.bsky.social

if we're lucky we can get bill maher sent to an extrajudicial prison camp

aug 13, 2025, 4:11 am • 3 0 • view
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Meli ✨ @wayofthelotus.bsky.social

Oof, she's very much a narcissist. This is how they behave when called on the carpet.

aug 13, 2025, 2:18 am • 4 0 • view
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social

hey I am actually Bill Maher’s burner and I just wanted to say that she is not so bright!!! and a bad person!!! lawyers, please read this aloud to her tomorrow

aug 13, 2025, 4:04 am • 12 0 • view
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Tae @taewfo.bsky.social

Based on these transcripts it really seems like lawyering could be a really fun job.

aug 13, 2025, 1:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Christopher D. Brown Ph.D. @cdbrow1.bsky.social

You are not Bill Maher. He is too busy chasing the interns around the office to post on Twitter.

aug 13, 2025, 4:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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RubinRubin 🌈 @thetallsister.bsky.social

The Loomer racist tweet about VP Harris for posterity

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aug 13, 2025, 10:13 am • 28 5 • view
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NOT Lenny Bruce @notlennybruce.bsky.social

I love how she knows so much about burner accounts. That must be half of her followers.

aug 13, 2025, 7:22 pm • 7 0 • view
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KimG @kjginark.bsky.social

Perfection

aug 13, 2025, 4:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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8thDegreeSavage @actuallymossman.bsky.social

@jamellebouie.net 👀

aug 13, 2025, 3:28 am • 1 0 • view
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djteetop.bsky.social @djteetop.bsky.social

TBF, if you were Bill Maher and had something funny and important to say, you would have to create a new identity in order for anyone to pay attention to it and find it credible

aug 13, 2025, 5:19 pm • 9 0 • view
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Howlin’ Fantods @howlin.bsky.social

Is this actually real or just an incredible bit?

aug 13, 2025, 2:08 am • 5 0 • view
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McGillicuddy @oldschoolways.bsky.social

You crushed her and she’s not even a lib!

aug 13, 2025, 1:57 am • 9 0 • view
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shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social

i mean, i knew your were big time, but i didn't know you were 'in a deposition with Laura Loomer' big time.

aug 13, 2025, 4:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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Roy Donk @epiccheesedanish.bsky.social

Whatever you say, Bill.

aug 14, 2025, 3:03 am • 1 0 • view
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Bruno @boweaver11.bsky.social

😂😂

aug 13, 2025, 3:02 am • 1 0 • view
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Tiffany-GreenEyes @tiffany-greeneyes.bsky.social

You could be a burner account belonging to Jeffery Epstein, in this dystopian world where proven facts are now apparently subjective, anything is possible.

aug 13, 2025, 3:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social

Just the increasing dominos meme, no caption.
aug 13, 2025, 3:58 am • 0 0 • view
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The Digital Gazette @thedigitalgazette.bsky.social

The only place Laura Looney should be asked anything is in a hearing to have her forcibly committed.

aug 13, 2025, 6:30 am • 2 0 • view
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Melissa @flnative.bsky.social

For the third time!

aug 13, 2025, 9:03 am • 0 0 • view
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Just Jackie @jrenee.bsky.social

Omg, she’s so annoying.

aug 13, 2025, 11:17 am • 1 0 • view
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taraander.bsky.social @taraander.bsky.social

The tweet was funny so how could Bill Maher have written it?

aug 13, 2025, 5:14 am • 10 0 • view
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dblapins.bsky.social @dblapins.bsky.social

These people are insane. Why are they even known to anyone ? She’s whacked ! And this is costing a lot of money !!

aug 13, 2025, 12:20 pm • 7 0 • view
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social

I'm just gonna start saying "I dunno, that could be Bill Maher for all I know" about all of my online enemies from now on.

aug 13, 2025, 2:31 am • 213 4 • view
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ozwalled @ozwalled.bsky.social

I'm thinking about saying it when questioned about pretty much anything.

aug 13, 2025, 5:40 am • 29 0 • view
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MJ O’Neill 🏳️‍⚧️ @mjoneillchw.bsky.social

Yeah, I’m gonna say it about my real life enemies, when they’re in front of me. They could be bill Maher, they can’t prove otherwise

aug 13, 2025, 11:02 am • 21 0 • view
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Nagasadri @nagasadri.bsky.social

I mean, has anyone ever seen them and Bill Maher in the same room ? No ? I rest my case, your honor.

aug 13, 2025, 11:17 pm • 4 0 • view
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ozwalled @ozwalled.bsky.social

I swear, if I were the judge, I'd have asked her if she was Bill Maher, and how we could be 1000% sure, without her phone in front of her.

aug 13, 2025, 11:58 pm • 4 0 • view