Im okay with it as long as it's not in the gulf......

can we count on Erin to flatten Mar-a-con-go?

Looks to be aiming at the occupying force in DC. West Palm Beach gets lucky this week.

Shucks!

Hopefully a direct hit

Second that! 👍

And the water will keep getting warmer, and warmer, and warmer.. OMFG! 😮

Mango Mussolini will nuke it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I'm more concerned it's going to slow down over very, very warm water. That'd break most forecast models. And be extremely bad news for Puerto Rico and their Caribbean cousins.

It won’t.

Hey Matt How you feeling about this level of certainty, Sat 8:00 am E.S.T.? How is Erin different from Isabel (2003) ? Why are the models SO off? Why did the Storm hug the Southernmost forecasted track? How reliable is NHC/NOAA in a post-truth Era? Thanks - Have a good

Thanks, Matt. My biggest concern was the high pressure in D.C. pushing for more favorable than likely forecasts. Didn't the last one to cross Mar-A-Stalin endure a Sharpie lashing? Might that, I hesiate to use "chilling" in a conversation with a meteorologist, potentially break existing models?

Go Mother Earth!

She’s a ho and needs to turn north.

That high pressure system moves west in the pacific and that thing is crashing into the coast with a lot of strength.

Thankfully it should not.

Also, meant Atlantic. Was playing cards and not paying close attention to what I wrote.

Most likely, not gonna do much. Get real big. Make a bunch of noise out in the middle of no where. Get tired. And crawl off and fizzle out

Why is there a screaming crow in the center

If it’s gotta be an E name, why not Epstein?

U.S. is too old, Epstein would only fuck young nations.

Good for her honesty. Glad someone does.

No worries, it’s been contained

Its a powerful sharpie

It’s the .44 magnum of sharpies- blow your mind clean off

And if you take that Trump Sharpie and scrawl an ‘X’ through it, well, it will be disappeared! The power of the pen! Er, or something like that.

No it doesn’t disappear it just no longer qualifies for federal aid

FEMA 1-800-621-3362 “We’re sorry the number you have reached has been disconnected or is no longer in service. Please don’t try your call again”

Good hope she kills everything in her path!!

From the NHC Discussion 12 from today: "and there has been no recent microwave imagery to assess the overall structure." Why is that?

That happens from time to time. Normal. You can occasionally be at the mercy of orbit timing for that.

We're all doing the best we can!

I wonder if it is following the PEDOPHILES SHARP-IE?????

I would laugh, but Erin says I’m not allowed to.

Those poor souls at Alligator Alcatraz. .

Unlike our current Administration

😳

💁‍♀️

Congrats!

Hey @spicyerin.bsky.social (Erin), chill the eff out.

But, but, but, I FINALLY have my shit together.

Hahahaha hahahaha!!

I don't...I feel this is fake news

I agree.

I have yet to meet anyone who has All their shit together.