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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com

According to 2 weather apps there is currently a 0% chance of rain all day in Edinburgh. Which makes the water falling from the sky rather confusing

aug 19, 2025, 10:05 am • 192 10

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Steve Rumsby @rumsby.org.uk

I always find the weather uses a different forecast app from all the ones I use.

aug 19, 2025, 10:35 am • 5 0 • view
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Katrina @katrinabryce.bsky.social

Ask Scottish people around you if they consider it to be "rain". The answer is probably no.

aug 19, 2025, 10:23 am • 0 0 • view
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social

After this exchange it is traditional for the local inhabitant to add “Aye, you should’ve been here last week…”, which may either suggest you missed a period of unparalleled balmly summer bliss, or that the current drizzle is nothing compared to the biblical downpours of seven days ago.

aug 20, 2025, 7:56 am • 1 0 • view
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Deep South Leprechaun 🍀 @kieroneil.bsky.social

So funny. I was walking my dog today in Arkansas and got caught out in the rain … on Edinburgh Rd. What are the chances of me seeing this post and that happening? Slim but true.

aug 20, 2025, 3:22 am • 0 0 • view
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John_Green guru @john-greenbuild.bsky.social

I understand your confusion, but if you can see the actual pavement/ground and you're not standing in water/puddles then you're in a mist or fog. It's a Scottish thing 🤔😉😄

aug 20, 2025, 8:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Jari Heiska @kumimono.bsky.social

It can't rain, there's rain in the way.

aug 19, 2025, 1:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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felt smart, might delete later @outeast.bsky.social

Reminds me of a line from an old Asterix comic: "Rain? This may be rain in the south, but here it's just a bracing dampness in the air."

aug 19, 2025, 1:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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Indolencia @indolencia.bsky.social

Same in Jakarta. Peak of dry season. Torrential rains every day

aug 20, 2025, 7:51 am • 0 0 • view
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Smiler @grommsmil.bsky.social

The big man's pissin' oan ye!

aug 19, 2025, 10:09 am • 2 0 • view
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Gusbo @gusbo.bsky.social

It's a medieval city, so just make sure it's not a window / bucket situation

aug 19, 2025, 10:41 am • 0 0 • view
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Rhinestone Browboy @rhinestonebrowboy.bsky.social

I think Met Office never shows 0%. <5% is as confident as it gets.

aug 19, 2025, 9:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ms Diana @msdianan.bsky.social

Heavy dew?

aug 19, 2025, 10:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Those Os @thoseos.bsky.social

Are you sure you're in Edinburgh?

aug 19, 2025, 10:13 am • 0 0 • view
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Diane @losarcos59.bsky.social

Lol

aug 20, 2025, 3:22 am • 0 0 • view
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Andy Lee @ajel-1954.bsky.social

Same weather forecast we have in East Yorkshire today. 🤷

aug 19, 2025, 10:39 am • 0 0 • view
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PC @patrickfcondon.bsky.social

A drop in confidence

aug 19, 2025, 10:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Lady Wicket @ladywicket.bsky.social

The haars coming in 😄🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

aug 19, 2025, 2:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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@Superleggera - totally dope 😬🙄 @superleggera.bsky.social

That's god laughing at your jokes, Matt👍

aug 19, 2025, 10:40 am • 0 0 • view
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Cartimandua @cattygran.bsky.social

It’s the haar

aug 19, 2025, 11:08 am • 1 0 • view
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Head Like A Hat @prettyhatmachine.bsky.social

It’s dehydrated water.

aug 19, 2025, 10:08 am • 0 0 • view
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I am Lion Man 🔞 @majorward.bsky.social

It’s just over-hydrated sunshine

aug 19, 2025, 11:25 am • 1 0 • view
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jimblob.bsky.social @jimblob.bsky.social

Gardyloo…

aug 19, 2025, 10:07 am • 2 0 • view
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Dr Gary Enever @garygasman.bsky.social

It is not rain. It is Scotch mist.

aug 19, 2025, 10:10 am • 6 0 • view
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James Woodfield @jameswoodfield.bsky.social

I believe water falling from Scottish skies comes in at least 99 named forms other than ‘rain’.

aug 19, 2025, 10:15 am • 1 0 • view
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Timlagor @timlagor.bsky.social

You've misunderstood the forecast. There's 0% chance that it will rain *all day* -they didn't say it wouldn't rain any of the day

aug 19, 2025, 1:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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iskragoch.bsky.social @iskragoch.bsky.social

Rain? Edinburgh? August? Surely not.

aug 19, 2025, 12:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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aaronrobinson.bsky.social @aaronrobinson.bsky.social

I got so annoyed with the weather forecasts showing rain every hour when the % chance was low and in fact it never rained all day I bought the domain optimitsticweather.com that would give you a verbal description for the day but with a positive slant. It was only later I realised I’d spelt it wrong

aug 20, 2025, 8:05 am • 0 0 • view
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Langspoon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @langspoon.bsky.social

Its not raining. The air is wet.

aug 19, 2025, 10:29 am • 1 0 • view