This puts a few Fringe reviews in perspective. I think “1* did not wank the elephants” might enter my personal lexicon alongside “3* some funny bits” and “Flawless! 3*” as well as the classic “a bag of…good”
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Or the doctor that saved someone's life and they gave them 4* and the doctor responded with "how do i get that extra star" 😔
aug 24, 2025, 11:40 am • 6 0 • view
Speaking as a former Zookeeper, I can disclose that while keepers are devoted to their charges, there are some boundaries we do not cross. I am sure she would have had a lot more to explain to the child if the elephant in question found a lady elephant to oblige. "She's giving him a piggy back..."
aug 24, 2025, 11:45 am • 5 0 • view
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aug 24, 2025, 10:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Hahahaha!
aug 24, 2025, 4:10 pm • 0 0 • view
"What did you at work today, darling?" www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
aug 24, 2025, 11:59 am • 1 0 • view
Imagine the explaining she'd have to do if her child saw a Zookeeper wanking off an elephant 🤣
aug 24, 2025, 11:52 am • 1 0 • view
Marie: "**** Went to see the elephant (my favourite)-it was extremely aroused and the zookeeper was wanking him off! How caring and considerate of them" Or Marie: "No stars! I was advised that I couldn't see the elephant for a while as the keeper was tossing it off. I could still hear it though."
aug 24, 2025, 2:34 pm • 1 0 • view
"This elephant had the largest erection I've ever seen, and I've seen a few in my time..."
aug 24, 2025, 11:37 am • 4 0 • view
😂
aug 24, 2025, 11:39 am • 0 0 • view
Everyone was ignoring the elephant’s penis in the room. That’s where that phrase comes from.
aug 24, 2025, 11:43 am • 6 0 • view
The online safety act has a lot to answer for
aug 24, 2025, 1:04 pm • 0 0 • view
That’s his Trunk Marie.
aug 24, 2025, 3:36 pm • 1 0 • view