Sitting next to a couple on the train. The man is fascinatingly stupid. Her: “I’d like to travel” Him: “but what if there were no aeroplanes” Her: “People travelled before aeroplanes” Him: “No they didn’t. They didn’t” Her: “They did!” Him: “The Irishman was a good movie. It was cinema”
Your riff on waiting for Godot needs work.
🤨🤨 he was drunk!!
He’s really not drunj
Drunj? Are you? 😃
Damn thumbs
Then he probably belongs in The Irishman. Which was OK tbf.
This came after a long and enervating discussion about his attitude to contraception (not in favour) and his attitudes to abortion (not bothered) and having a kid (if it happens it happens). I don’t see a hugely long future for them but I may be wrong…
Sounds like a right twat
No wonder the planet is dying.
Yes, the Irishman wasn't that good
Distract him, so she can make a dash for freedom.
I hope she leaves him on one of those revolutionary inventions the ‘boat’ with only a big pile of condoms for company
I kinda hope you're not wrong
is she cute? maybe i can help.
I hope in the name of all that's holy that she sees this and shares her thoughts
Tbf that sounds like 90% of the conversations I have with my other half every tired week night.
I once sat next to a couple doing battle with a crossword. Him: what's "segyood" mean? Her (rolling her eyes): It's *seeegd* The word was "segued".
Stupid people lead hard lives.
Need more
There was so much more
You should get on your phone and loudly hold one side of an imaginary argument about how it looks like you'll be late to the meeting because pirates attacked your East Indiaman
The irony of maintaining his position on travel pre-airplane while sitting in a train travelling is next level and beyond
Wait till he sees a horse.
My favourite overheard train journey involved an older couple discussing whether they’d packed sufficient food for their holiday. In particular, whether they’d remembered to pack their “emergency tin of tuna”.
