nothing about this human being is NOT simultaneously the funniest fucking thing and the most depressing fucking thing

that is not like a medical sling. he is using some sweater. is he even injured, or just being lazy af?

This looks like a Norm Macdonald comedy bit

My money's on lazy. He's a former football player, he should be able to walk it off, regardless of age.

Looks like he'll need to put some ice on that.