With the amount of money we hear that is flying around to hire ice agents his putative claim that he is too poor to afford a sling just doesn't hold any water. Whether or not he's an out of work has been actor. Aside from which you can buy one off of Amazon for eight bucks.
I know, I agree. That's why I said the superscam thing in the first place. I think he probably got a bruise in training and decided to milk it for all the 'glory' he could get. It's how these people think, and it's exhausting.
Yup. And he absolutely lacks the self-awareness to realize how obvious he is.
Exactly!