Genuine thrill to say "My first for McSweeney's!"
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The part about no plans to improve bass playing really punched me right in the gut 😂
feb 5, 2025, 2:33 pm • 1 0 • view
“My assumption is that he thinks, Green, that counts as salad.” listen, that's -- I -- green is salad, though. Green salad. Is green, is salad. You shut up with this.
feb 5, 2025, 1:41 pm • 10 1 • view
You are goddamned right it is. I'd rather die than have someone tell me a whole jar of half sour pickles isn't a salad. Also, Ba-Tampte Half Sour Pickles are out of this world. They're legit kinda carbonated because of the fermentation.
feb 5, 2025, 3:03 pm • 2 0 • view
yoooooooo!
feb 5, 2025, 1:37 pm • 1 0 • view