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Jeremy @floregonian.com

Feet tan lines are so damn sexy [respectfully]

my feet have tan lines
sep 2, 2025, 1:44 am • 12 0

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Jeremy @floregonian.com

Did I write this about my “this is what you get” posts without telling myself I was doing it?

I think I might be accidentally catfishing people with my pictures of myself!
sep 2, 2025, 1:46 am • 8 0 • view
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Jeremy @floregonian.com

Okay, first of all, I had a Batman t-shirt in HS and I loved him so much and I still appreciate the franchise but have also grown tired of the number of Batmans. So, anyway, it’s the fact that he’s miserable about being wealthy. Stop spending money on fancy gadgets and build housing, Bruce!

Ok, thank you. You’re right I didn’t want each superhero. But can you do Batman, please?
sep 2, 2025, 1:49 am • 12 0 • view
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Jeremy @floregonian.com

OMG, I’m going to get this completely wrong, but I’m also going to listen to myself when I tell people to just love on folks. I won’t get everyone so I’m going to try to just get a few: (1/2)

Who are some of the people on the skyline who inspire you?
sep 2, 2025, 1:55 am • 13 0 • view
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Jeremy @floregonian.com

@karenpercy.bsky.social my partner in kindness @stellagarp.bsky.social brave beyond measure @katsch.bsky.social brilliant pictures and fucken flies helicopters @justkeepskeeting.pro generosity embodied @thesharkqueen.com embodies collaboration @naptime.theolive.garden brilliant artistry

sep 2, 2025, 1:55 am • 19 0 • view
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Jeremy @floregonian.com

And I could go on for days (and so many of you have gotten compliments from me so you know) but I’m going to stop there. Except to say, y’all all inspire me. And I mean that. You are brilliant and wonderful and unique and beautiful.

sep 2, 2025, 1:55 am • 17 0 • view
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Jeremy @floregonian.com

I guess this falls under either “secrets” or “lies” but whatever it is, it’s unadvisable. Try to avoid.

I accidently played porn over the speaker in our living room while my children were home with the nanny. Whoops.
sep 2, 2025, 2:03 am • 7 0 • view
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Jeremy @floregonian.com

Thank you. I’ll be proud in six months when we’re finally done unpacking boxes. 😭

Im so proud of you for making such a big move as an adult. Thats a lot to have taken on!
sep 2, 2025, 2:04 am • 11 0 • view
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Jeremy @floregonian.com

If this is a euphemism, I don’t get it. If it’s just facts, aren’t plants cool! And also, I’ll take some pineapple but y’all can keep the mushrooms.

I have mushrooms growing underneath my pineapple
sep 2, 2025, 2:07 am • 10 0 • view
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Jeremy @floregonian.com

I hope a guy like me meets you!

i hope i meet a guy like you.
sep 2, 2025, 2:09 am • 6 0 • view
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Jeremy @floregonian.com

[endlessly optimistic about people]

I am so [positive trait] it can become a problem. Fill in the brackets
sep 2, 2025, 2:25 am • 9 0 • view
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Perfect Orb 🍄 @perfectorb.bsky.social

I will keep all the mushrooms

Cooler full of chanterelles
sep 2, 2025, 2:12 am • 2 0 • view
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Orpheus is doing his best 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social

I don't think the mushrooms are edible anyway and the pineapple probably won't be growing one for at least 5 years! I just started it sprouting. It's the top from one I bought at the local gas station!

sep 2, 2025, 2:10 am • 1 0 • view
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Jeremy @floregonian.com

We had two pineapples grow across the 20 years we lived in Florida but didn’t manage to pick them in time and animals stole them!

sep 2, 2025, 2:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Mistress Caution @mistresscaution.bsky.social

🤞 it's only six months! 📦

sep 2, 2025, 2:05 am • 1 0 • view
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Kat Z @katzindc.bsky.social

Awww shucks

sep 2, 2025, 1:58 am • 1 0 • view
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Jeremy @floregonian.com

😘😘😘

sep 2, 2025, 1:59 am • 1 0 • view
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Kat Z @katzindc.bsky.social

Hope your drive was okay! Was trying to send good vibes when you were near-ish

sep 2, 2025, 2:00 am • 1 0 • view
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Jeremy @floregonian.com

💚💚💚 Besides being 23 hours of solo driving in two days, it was blessedly uneventful

sep 2, 2025, 2:01 am • 1 0 • view
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Kat Z @katzindc.bsky.social

Sounds like a win! Best wishes

sep 2, 2025, 2:06 am • 1 0 • view
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Stephanie goes by Stephanie @pagnificent.bsky.social

I must say, de’on is so quiet about his generosity, but he is so generous

sep 2, 2025, 2:06 am • 2 0 • view
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Jeremy @floregonian.com

Yep

sep 2, 2025, 2:08 am • 1 0 • view
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de’on @justkeepskeeting.pro

you are far too kind jeremy 💜

sep 2, 2025, 2:10 am • 2 0 • view
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Jeremy @floregonian.com

Far too *just saying true things*

sep 2, 2025, 2:11 am • 2 0 • view
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Jessica Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social

I'm in good company here 😍

sep 2, 2025, 3:19 am • 2 0 • view
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Karen “the good kind” @kpsinging.bsky.social

🤜🏻🤛🏻

sep 2, 2025, 2:07 am • 2 0 • view
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Katsch @katsch.bsky.social

😊

sep 2, 2025, 2:21 am • 1 0 • view
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Jeremy @floregonian.com

😘

sep 2, 2025, 2:32 am • 1 0 • view
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haunted Je-ride 🎃 grampy radish @naptime.theolive.garden

thank you, friend. what a list to be part of 💜✨

sep 2, 2025, 12:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jeremy @floregonian.com

I hated only having a few words for each of you because there is so much more there to admire, but sometimes keeping it short and making longer lists is the right thing to do

sep 2, 2025, 1:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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haunted Je-ride 🎃 grampy radish @naptime.theolive.garden

💜 appreciate you, love

sep 2, 2025, 1:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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🦈 Liz, shark queen 👑 @thesharkqueen.com

Sweet pea, anytime 🖤

sep 2, 2025, 2:44 am • 1 0 • view