You’ve been trapped in a chair by an aggressively cuddly kitten with me today, this is what you get
Born and raised in Oregon. Steam-cooked for the last two decades in South Florida. Married, with two beautiful kids. He/him. Soupiosexual. A roly-poly little bat-faced guy. ALT profile: a white man with short light brown hair is looking up to his right.
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You’ve been trapped in a chair by an aggressively cuddly kitten with me today, this is what you get
It is her adorable nature
This mug is visually stunning.
You’ve been trapped in a chair by an aggressively cuddly kitten with me today, this is what you get
Not an ounce of pressure from me. I’ll take whatever amount of you you’ve got to give.
I hated only having a few words for each of you because there is so much more there to admire, but sometimes keeping it short and making longer lists is the right thing to do
Yes
she’s a 10 but she’s at least 238,855 miles away, floating in the night sky
Yes! But also, besides spite, because it’s a good idea!
I don’t even know what this is about and I don’t need to. That sounds super hard and I’m sending love. 🫂
🥰🥰🥰
I know this means “another person’s boob” because just saying, we’ve all got them and it’s not hard to get consent from yourself. Anyway, congratulations! Boobs are rad!
Baba Gril is happy I’m home
The truth is, 7/8 and 7/4 are essentially the same thing. It’s just about notation. And maybe nominally about feel, some folks might say, but they’d be wrong.
I was so lucky!
“Annoying” is a weird synonym for “correct”
Hm. I like Solsbury Hill by Peter Gabriel, but that’s more like 7/4 than 7/8. All You Need is Love, too, but I think that’s the same. I dunno. What’s yours?
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I don’t have favorites! But I loved Cairo and Cape Town and Petra and Peru and Colombia. I think anywhere I’ve traveled where there hasn’t been time to go see anything is a place I haven’t liked. If it’s just a conference room in a hotel, why not do it remote?
This is so interesting because I’m not really a sauce guy. I love using some of them but I don’t really rely on any of them. I guess, because I want to play: 1. Soy 2. The “sauce” we make on sundays that’s a traditional meatballs and tomato sauce (Sicilian Nona recipe) 3. Whisk(e)y
Thank you! If I’m anything these days, it’s just me being me and finally being comfortable with it. I think that goes such a long way. And I’m still working on it.
I’m so glad to see you again!
😘
I think so!
💚 we live in the same state!
That was 1984, so probably trying to learn how to moonwalk. And roaming the neighborhood with the other feral boys. I recommend D&D! Seriously. With some folks who really know how to play.
That’s the way to do it!
Far too *just saying true things*
We had two pineapples grow across the 20 years we lived in Florida but didn’t manage to pick them in time and animals stole them!
Yep
I feel like that’s not even a hard ask. We can absolutely have meat and titties and probably at least three other things we love, too.
If this is a euphemism, I don’t get it. If it’s just facts, aren’t plants cool! And also, I’ll take some pineapple but y’all can keep the mushrooms.
Thank you. I’ll be proud in six months when we’re finally done unpacking boxes. 😭
I guess this falls under either “secrets” or “lies” but whatever it is, it’s unadvisable. Try to avoid.
💚💚💚 Besides being 23 hours of solo driving in two days, it was blessedly uneventful
I’m saying
😘😘😘
And I could go on for days (and so many of you have gotten compliments from me so you know) but I’m going to stop there. Except to say, y’all all inspire me. And I mean that. You are brilliant and wonderful and unique and beautiful.
@karenpercy.bsky.social my partner in kindness @stellagarp.bsky.social brave beyond measure @katsch.bsky.social brilliant pictures and fucken flies helicopters @justkeepskeeting.pro generosity embodied @thesharkqueen.com embodies collaboration @naptime.theolive.garden brilliant artistry
OMG, I’m going to get this completely wrong, but I’m also going to listen to myself when I tell people to just love on folks. I won’t get everyone so I’m going to try to just get a few: (1/2)
Okay, first of all, I had a Batman t-shirt in HS and I loved him so much and I still appreciate the franchise but have also grown tired of the number of Batmans. So, anyway, it’s the fact that he’s miserable about being wealthy. Stop spending money on fancy gadgets and build housing, Bruce!
Did I write this about my “this is what you get” posts without telling myself I was doing it?
Okay, first, thank you for knowing about me and favorites. That’s wonderful of you to know. But second: “each superhero” is a huge ask! There are so many! I’ll just do the first three that come to mind: Superman: his earnestness Wonder Woman: she’s fucken strong Thor: himbo. He’s just like me.
We’ll never know and that’s okay!
I’m not completely done: there’s still a house to sell. But I’m not driving trailers between here and there and spending weeks there by myself any more, and that is *gargantuan.* Anyway, thanks for rooting for me. 💚
I arrived and it is deliciously cool outside and the leaves are already changing. That’s magnificent. The thing I like least is that I’m not fully moved in yet. That’s all!
This is situational, but for me (and I’m not laying this on anyone else) it’s when I stop enjoying the wine for what it is and start just drinking it because it’s there
😂💚
Thank you, sid!
Time for a “fuck it, I’m finally home” edition of NGL. Tell me your secrets. Tell me your lies. Tell me I’m pretty and bat both your eyes. (Or whatever else sounds fun.)
Time for a “fuck it, I’m finally home” edition of NGL. Tell me your secrets. Tell me your lies. Tell me I’m pretty and bat both your eyes. (Or whatever else sounds fun.)
HOME
I promise I am not speeding with a 6’ x 12’ trailer behind me!
You’re just about to pass from Virginia into a tiny sliver of West Virginia and then a tiny sliver of Maryland and a much larger chunk of Pennsylvania before getting home to New Jersey with me today, this is what you get
I’m driving!
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Ours is super floppy, too. We have to fold it in half and put arms underneath the fold to get even remotely close to being able to move it.
!!!
Flipping it is always an adventure. But it is *so comfortable*
Tess, we got a king that is some kind of fancy foam from IKEA and I swear it is the heaviest thing in the house. When I hired movers to help us with the first pod, they asked if we had a piano (we did, but I already moved it with a friend) and I said, “no, but you gotta know about this mattress.”
I’m heading to bed. Early start tomorrow for the second leg. I’m so excited to be home!
I’ve been running calculations again and it turns out—sorry if you were hoping otherwise—y’all are still ridiculously gorgeous.
Not a lot of good choices around here right off the interstate, TBH
😍
It really was. It was a long drive but smooth and easy.
I’m not any more!
!!! 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
This day is fired
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I very likely will! (When I tried it for the first time it was in Moscow!)
My gas mileage is also shit, but I’ll take it for the sake of safety.
Yep! The truck has a tow mode which helps a ton. Engine braking is good. And I’ll go low and slow when I need to.
I’m in Statesville, NC for the night. I contemplated just making a day of it but I didn’t sleep well last night and it felt so good to stop just as the sun was nearly down.
That’s wonderful!
GORGEOUS
So beautiful!
I love this with my whole heart
These little moments of serendipity and human connection are always so good
I love this
Perfect
So great
This can be so delightful!
Magnificent
So good!
WOW
YUM
LET’S GOOOOOO
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This is so great! Simple and pure and perfect.
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