If it were sentient AI, it would throw a 5 or 3 every now and then.

*Types in 0.7734* *Turns calculator upside down* I think it might love me

types in 20021.25*4 = …second base! yusss

oh no

Nudge-nudge, wink-wink

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN

It’s the calculator’s wingman. 😁

I typed in 7734 and think mine is possessed!

Someone needs to look into this

True story, my work number ends in 7734 and I once got a cold call from someone random and the first thing they said to me (before saying the random thing they called me about) was "did you know the last 4 digits of your phone number are 'hell' upside down?" Reader, I did starting at that point

my friend in undergrad had 277-6468 and the alphanumeric mnemonic for it was “ass-mint”

On purpose? Like did they specifically ask for that at the cell phone store? Or did they figure it out? Both options are intriguing

nope just… lucky

I had a friend who got DAVE as the last 4 digits on purpose at the cell phone store

*Types 5318008* *turns upside down*

oh my god, it's having urges

"ERROR"? How does it even undertand that to err is human?

Glad you have a reliable AI assistant in your desk. I find my AI assistant/pocket Constitution to also be helpful.

Excellent technology. Doesn't even need batteries or recharging.

We should give it a job and make it replace us.

Mustn't be powered by AI, otherwise it woud have given you 5.

Actually did laugh out loud

*Pushes 2 + 2 on hand held calculator* *5 appears on screen* My calculator is even more sentient than yours!

It’s funny when a site asks you to answer such simple questions to “prove “ that you aren’t a robot.

does it suffer is you press C?

If you listen really hard, the solar powered ones scream a little bit if you put your finger over the solar panel

I never add anything to my calculators memory, because I could never bring myself to clear the memory with M- ... Imagine how invasive that must be as a sentient being to have your memory just wiped like that. Shocking stuff.

You are a true humanitarian.

Thanks, though I like to think it's nothing my CASIO fx-991EX wouldn't do for me if the roles were reversed.

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