What about ? 😂😂

Lefty trans remainders?

Lefty Remainer but not trans .. boring hetero 😂😂

I'm a lefty GAY remainder. Which, in terms of political correctness, trumps you. (OMG - can you still use 'trump' as a verb?!)

Although the 'farting' meaning of the word 'trump' might still be valid.

Dogs are better than cats

1000000% true ❤️❤️❤️😊

Oh that is super adorable 😍

She is tired and watching a documentary ❤️🐶

Mine loves wildlife documentaries.

That’s bullshit

😎

Everyone has been too nice for too long…

Die libtard! (How am I doing?).

I have been literally cursed for this opinion:- I’m not actually keen on The Beatles 🤷‍♀️

I only like some of their songs… I prefer Bob Dylan

I don’t mind odd tracks, but I just never thought they were the musical geniuses they are talked of being

They were a boyband at the right time in the UK…

Absolutely

I won’t be the first one. I’ve been very good. I even respected someone

youtu.be/ohDB5gbtaEQ?...

I love that 😂❤️

No it isn’t…

Go on, just a little scrap

🤣🤣🤣

nooo 😫. Just vibe folks

Beyoncé and Taylor Swift are the two most overrated artists of the 21st century. (Am I doing this right?)

Nailed it 😂😂😂

Oatmeal raisin cookies are GOOD! 😤

There’s nothing wrong with catchup on a hot dog

Uh oh! Dare I mention the great toilet roll debate? Although over and down at the front, away from the wall, is the only correct answer!

I hope you’ll talking about where how the toilet roll should be hung 😱

I prefer my toilet rolls to have no visible genitals. Why on earth do you want yours hung?!

Or should it be hanged 🤔

Neither. It’s an innocent bystander in a shitty situation

Only if it committed a murder before 1965.

😂😂😂

Wow! Human, how dare you to say that, take it back!!

Just a little one… Keep everyone on their toes

Steer clear of scones, jam and cream. That gets things heated up real quick.

Darn it, that was my go to argument starter. 🤔😊

People get so excited on that one when the REAL answer is scone, butter, jam then cream on top. Unless it’s a cheese scone

#CreamFirst

Thank you Darth Doodle. I've been on my own here. Needed some back up.

Never! We will never surrender

Emms. We kicked a hornets nest.

I was never keen on hornets 🐝

(I don't eat dairy) (hahahhahahahhaha)

Ooof Emms, you're courting a bunfight tonight. Though I did meet one of my besties on here from starting this argument. Hey @themeadhallbard.bsky.social So no judgement from these quarters. But I'm ducking put before this takes off. I still have scars. Taps microphone: cream first. Now running

Ducking, hard. Have a foxy fox. When taxidermy goes wrong.

Creased up laughing 🤣🤣😂🤣

I'm here all night.

That's me, after 7 pints. Especially the weird mustache.

🤣🤣🤣 followed.

Ah. You reeled me in. Fuck. I'm a sucker for a pointless and harm free fuss about food.

Why have you creamed my mic....

I cream over everything. Force of habit.

Whipped?

Stirred.

Not shaken.

👇👇👇 like the dude. Stir my cream.

Is that one of them euphonium thingies?

Cheese? no.

Correct. And cheese scones go in the bin.

✔️😃....the only way...

WTH? Butter?

Nooooooo!!!!! 😆😆😆

You put jam on your cheese scone 😨

Only butter on a cheese scone. 🤣 For a sweet scone, it's clotted cream first (thick layer) and a splodge of jam on top. No butter of course. Went to university in Devon, ate a lot of cream teas in very formative years. 😆😆😆

Look here, Miss, I grew up in Cornwall… It’s SCONE, then BUTTER then JAM then CLOTTED CREAM Fight you 😂😂

ITS CALLED A DEVONSHIRE CREAM FUCKING TEA. CREAM FUCKING FIRST. You fucking heathens. I'm from Devon.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Cornish Cream Tea trips off the tongue though…

Cornish pasty. Sure. I always correct people who try to call it a devonshire. Pasty. But dues are dues. Devonshire cream tea. Even if you're in Kernow.

But what will I tell the Cornish Cream Tea Hamper Company…

😱😱😱

🤣🤣🤣 I knew it! Dad was from Dorset and my sister eats hers the Dorset way which is the same as the Cornish way. As she's my big sister, despite the fact that we're both way old enough to know better, I like to deliberately wind her up by making a song and dance about it. 🤣🤣🤣

Yes !!!

Dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are thin at one end, much, much, much thicker in the middle and thin at the other end.

Is the perfect answer

Like Trump supporters 🙄

Do they have a thin bit…

Good Question

Armadillos or dinosaurs?

That's derogatory to dinosaurs

True dat, sorry Dinosaurs

I thought that was armadillos

I thought they were smooth on the inside crunchy on the outside?

That's dime bars!

Arrrmadilllo!

🤣

The statement isn't exclusive.

Cream on the plate, jam smothered over it and topped with a scone, is the only way forward

I have never seen that served at a National Trust property 😂😂

EXACTLY! Because THEY are NOT true patriots 🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍺 (am I doing this right 😂)

@nickynoo007.bsky.social want to start something? 😹

🤣🤣🤣

Go on, I dare you

You first!

No, you!

Here we go!

The problem is, I don't wear a funny hat!

True, not many of us do. I’m disappointed Wulfie didn’t take the bait. #CreamFirst

PS it's #JamFirst

He's probably too busy roasting some beggars for his Sunday banquet

This one's specially for @wulfhelm.bsky.social!

NEVER heat up scones with jam & cream! The cream melts and the jam burns your mouth.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I would never. That sounds like something a grockle would do. Devonshire cream tea all the way.

How about I am here and I loathe tofu? (With or without jam and cream)

(I'm dairy intolerant) (don't even eat cream) (I've started an argument about a foodstuff I literally don't eat) But you heathen, smoked tofu is ace. Dipped in cornflour and fried till crispy.

Well it’s a start 🤭

🙃🤣🤣🙃

I loath tofu too, horrible texture

Most processed food on the planet and tastes of nothing!

Yarp it is

Is this the five-minute argument or the full half hour?

Book me in for 8 sessions…

Fine…It’s supper not dinner….its a butty not a batch.and jam is first on a scone (pronounced Scoone)

HEATHEN!!

Ooo my favourite type of person ❤️

No NO NO it's scone rhyming with 'itsgone'

Too good to be true this app so far

I’ve managed to somehow get into a bit of a debate - but it’s all super polite which is nice… (thing is, I’ve got a bit bored now, but don’t want to be rude & not reply)

That’s quite sweet 😊 Try throwing something and storming off - can’t beat a door 🚪 slam

😂

Cream first or jam first on scones is always a good one - in the South West, anyway. (Hint - correct answer is cream first) 😎👍

No, nonono. Butter, then jam then cream Always

No it’s not.

I think it's time someone started a better argument than that.

That is the sound of a gantlet being thrown down

Up.

I'll start one. Courtney did it. If you know you know

Never 😱🫣

I’m sure I can manage that.

Oh no it's not

Monster munch are best

What flavour? We need specifics before we can dance the discord

Pickled onion 🧅

Agreed 👍 The only acceptable flavour 😋 Well that went well...

In a sandwich…

Well, that's just wrong! You can't spoil perfectly good bread with corn based processed snacks! Now that's fighting talk 😡 😂 😉

We used to have a little HulaHoop Sandwich Fan Club on TheOtherPlaceWeDoNotName but we have all become separated like lost sheep 🐑

Why was I never invited? Potato based snacks are far better for bread based building projects... Good to see old connections being made here, slowly, slowly true friendships reconnect

It wasn’t Invitation Only cos I’m not like that. I like things to be INclusive not EXclusive

I tried to start a heated debate on here the other day, but I could only think of really infantile stuff, like “you smell of poo” and “I bet your nan’s got fleas!” 🤣

I’ve got the giggles now 😂

It’s so lovely how we are all reconnecting on here. I haven’t seen you on Twitter for ages, Emms. 🙏🏻🤩

Yes, there are lots of people the algorithm took from us!

Same. I used to get just Elona’s tweets showing the last few weeks

You met my nan?

Hahahaha 🤣 My dad’s bigger than your dad 😂

😆 Lightweight Bollocks I'm off to twatter splatter fest Too fkin genteel for this asshole

No it's not.

NO IT ISN’T!

Marmite?

Love it 🥰 especially marmite cashews

OK I’m calling it marmite chocolate is an abomination

Oh yes! It sounds utterly grim

Well me too, so much for that argument 😮‍💨

XO Marmite 😋😋😋

Pineapple on pizza is actually quite good.

I think pineapple makes pizza!

Sorry, this is disagreements. You have to go down the hall for arguments.

First door on the right…

Chips and curry sauce is superior to chips and gravy

I LOVE chips and curry sauce 😊❤️

Is that a 5 minute argument or the full half hour?

I’m no good at arguing I always laugh 🤦🏼‍♀️

Ooooh, if I start laughing during an argument, it's time for my opponent to RUN

I want the full course. £5 for 10 isn’t it?

I told you once.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohDB...

😂😂 I’d forgotten that

😂

No it isn't

Just for ten minutes or so…

No it isn’t. (See what I did there?😁)

I think you’ll find…

No it isn't.

They’re batches.

Rolls…

There’s always one. 😆

Absolutely 😂😊

youtu.be/ohDB5gbtaEQ?...

I love this clip 😊😂

I can't stand tea, a horrible drink.

I agree!! It stains mugs! What does it do to peoples tummies 😂 I like weird tea though…

Mayonnaise on French fries?

Salad cream…

😳

Yes or hp sauce dots! Fish finger butty with salad cream =heaven

Fish finger sandwich is food of the gods

Butty = sandwich type object

Dots of HP Sauce on chips 😂

No it’s not.

No it's not....

😂😂😂

😂

Pineapple on pizza is fab 🍍🍍🍍

Yessss! I knew there were more of us

I'll always side with you Emms because you love dogs so much ♥️

Now that gets a follow!!! See Finn, you're EVIL!!!! 🍕🍍⛔

My brother in law is Sicilian. He thinks I'm crazy. However, I've seen him pick up frogs and lick them. His grandad was one of Mussolini's drivers in the war so I don't argue.

I'd rather lick a frog than put 🍍 on 🍕 🤣😂🤣

Twitter challenge 😂

I've got newts in the garden...no frogs tho 🤣

Fook off back to Xitter you maniac!!! 😂😅😂

I agree with the maniac!

Deviants!!!!

🤣🤣🤣 I love being a deviant.

I know .......🤣

Love you too, Soops

Ok … so I actually can’t decide whether this is real or not 😬 (bit scared to admit that I genuinely like pineapple on pizza 😬)

It’s a great thing to have on a pizza!

I completely agree 👍 😅

Me too!

Your secret is safe here

Pineapple on pizza is delicious. Anyone disagreeing with you is an alien.

Me too. Although I haven't had it in a while as my husband disagrees.

He’s wrong

If this is a food argument, the answer's marmite.

Only occasionally

On everything... almost

🤢

My thought too!! I did have a horse though that loved marmite sandwiches

Wrong answer.

I'm now craving pizza with pineapple on!

Me too. It's the only way to eat pizza.

🍍🍕🍍🍕🍍

😋😋😋

😋😋😋

🤢

But it is, though. I ask for double.

I always get extra and normally have a couple of tins in the cupboard😁

Screw you!

Right!!! On the bloody nawty step!!!

My natural habitat xx

Amen Sister.

youtu.be/ohDB5gbtaEQ?...

Well, only if you want to. So - beef. Well done, medium or rare?

If I’m cooking for someone else they get it medium rare. No choice 😂 I’m vegetarian

Do not, for your own sake, get involved in the should cats live indoors permanently or be allowed outdoors argument on here. It’s brutal.

Earth’s flat…. Or round 🤣

I did go to Smallburgh once and I was worried I would fall off the edge

Did the chemtrails save you 🧐

I’ve always had a lot of time for Scrappy Doo.

I love Scrappy Doo! Totally underrated character and so brave for a little pup

Damn you!! 🤬

Sorry… I’m not so keen on Daphne if it helps

You’re not wrong there. She’s a simpering idiot who should have shoved Fred down a well long ago. We’re not very good at arguing are we? 😆

😂😂😂 if it had been just Thelma & Scrappy they would have sorted everything in about three minutes

“Skeets” is a silly sounding term. Clearly we should call them “skweets”.

I tried. Can't think of anything. What a great feeling

No it isn’t! 😹😹

Is this another starter pack?

No chance from me. Hi Enms

Hello stranger 😊

Hi m8. Long time no see. All good?

Like this:

Pineapple belongs in pizza

Should be mandatory!

Oh you do, do you. Well my dad's bigger than your dad so take that! 😡 PS Bon weekend 💐

Possibly… Mine was only 5ft 8

😀

No it isn't!

Ohhhh yes it is!

Oh no it isn't!

Yay! Panto season 🤣

He's behind you!

Oh no it isn’t.

Emms!!! 😮 How very dare you! 😅

I couldn’t resist…

😅😅

KC BBQ is terrible - there go.....

Jam then cream !

Yes!! (After the butter)

youtu.be/uLlv_aZjHXc?...

Pulp or no pulp

Pulp or gtfo

Thank you. Im a p*Most Pulp* drinker.

Extra flavour extra texture extra fibre it’s perfect

Filtered o juice tastes weird. Its all watery and off.

And next week at Constipation Anonymous, we will talk about bran in your breakfast.

Sam. Are You a pulp or no pulp guy.

Well, pulp as it happens.

Thats 3 of us. All in agreement. So by those numbers pulp wins. (Since nobody else is weighing in with a differing opinion) I guess we cant have an argument. Sorry. I tried.

I like extra pulp, how much pulp you got? Come on, put up your dukes!

The Most pulp. As much as can be gotten.

🤢 I prefer not to have to chew my beverages.

For shame😞😂

Nah…

A five minute argument, or the full half hour?

Down the corridor on your right…

Blue and gold

😂😂😂 that dress was definitely blue and grey

White and gold!!!!!

Think it’s an age thing so I must be ancient and you must be young 😥

Lol

A 5-minute argument or the full half hour?

Depends who’s free 😂😂

Pineapple does NOT belong on pizza

It most certainly does…

Do you want a 5 minute argument, which is £10, or a full hour argument which is £30?

Jam first!

Heathen

Marmite 1st, then fish paste. Then I dont care if you put the jam or the cream on next!

I literally felt my stomach do two full revolutions reading that…

🤣🤣🤣

Sacrilege.

I'm neither Cornish or Devonish. I slice the lovely scones & have one side with cream & the other with jam (apricot). Baked Goods Diplomacy is essential.

Slice!!! Really!! They are meant to be broken in half…. (Out on a limb here, not really English so might duck after posting….)

If the scone is 'short' it's better sliced: I don't need crumbs all over the place. If more robust it may be torn. I also like them with Stilton ,but that's another can of,umm,worms. NB. posting ducks is in direct conflict with advice from RSPCA. If you must,remember to use a perforated envelope.

🤣😂

Maniac.

Oh, that's it. You think my diplomacy is in vain, do you? I'll have you know I've thwarted almost 2 scone conflicts only this week. Only apricot will suffice, as any plum should know.

Them’s fighting words, but hey, as long as you’re not forcing the entire scone eating world to have apricot jam, you go wild. I’ll stick to 🍓😇😊😎

I will have strawberry on occasions. But it must be freshly made, at the height of the season. Ditto raspberry. If its from a factory its of no consequence to me and is better used for tarts,toast,crumpets or something equally proletarian.

You is FANCY!!!

Do I need to tell you I make the scones too? I really am better qualified than any Cornish or Devonish person could ever be. Trust me on the apricot. Try it.

Very sensible!

Oh no it's not..... #Behindyou

lol let’s keep the peace, PLEASE 😅😭

Oh yeah!?

No it isn't.

No, it's not.

Oh yes it is

Oh. Ok

😂

Oh, no it's not!

No it isn't.

Is it a bap or a roll?

Always, always a roll

Yes I agree. Ham and cheese roll.

Can Cobs get a right of reply?

A cob is a pony??

Only if you can spread butter on it and add a filling of your choice.

😂😂😂

A welsh 1

Love you for this beautiful answer. Takes me back to my childhood 🙌❤️

Mine too ♥️

It's a teacake!

No! Teacake has raisins

No. That's a currant teacake!

No it's a teacake in tesco cafe lol

Tesco don't know what they're on about!

Yep, tea cakes are toasted with raisins and buttered with a cuppa

Yes!!! Me and you are clearly soul mates 😊❤️

Great minds and all that 😊

It's a roll. Baps is a pet name for lady pillows... 😂

No it's not...

I’ll just mention chips with salad cream

Noooo, not salad cream, that's the devil's work!

😱😱😱 How. Could. You.

It's not allowed within 500m of my flat!

*hides some in your cupboard*

I don't 🤣

Next you’ll be saying you don’t like Sandwich Spread

Ok I won't say it.

I'm going to Tesco tomorrow especially to get some...

Right answer 😂😂 chips don’t taste very strong so they need a good flavoursome dip

That'll be mayonnaise. Or hummus Or tomato sauce Or mango chutney

Mission Accomplished 😀

I'm sure it's just a phase 😂

Winning!!!

Perfectly decent combination

Gravy!

It has been known 🤣🤣

A fine choice

Mayo not salad cream please

Salad cream. Every time.

Yes please!

Who does she think she is, wanting to start an argument?? Grrr! Boo on you, missy! Boo.

🤣

I’ve never been a fan of ketchup

Heinz!

Are they paying you… (If so I want 50%)

God it’s so much better than mayo

Mayo is too 2007

Nooo, with mayonnaise! 😉😆😋

I KNEW I liked you

😆😆😆

Pretty uncontroversial, shirley?

You’d be surprised. Some people don’t like anything other than ketchup 😨

Always Salad cream never that filthy mayo

I did not give you 20 euro to say that

😆😆😆

Seriously, how long does it take you to unpack after a trip? 👀

Five minutes… Product of a boarding school 😨

"Is this the right room for an argument?" ..."I've told you once" ..."No you haven't!" Classic Monty Python sketch

Cream on first, or jam? I say jam. Fight me. 🤗

Jam is the right answer (but butter goes on the scone)

Oh yes. Since we agree, could meet for afternoon tea and not get into a physical fight, and booted out the tea room. See, this place is civilised. If it was the other place, that post would have elicited hostile replies. 🤣

The PlaceThatShallNotBeNamed was getting so vicious! If someone posted a photo of their grandmother someone else would pipe up: How Dare You When My Grandmother Has Smallpox 😡 😨😱🫣

I know. I'm still there but far prefer it here.

Elon Musk is a nice guy

Reported. Muted. Blocked for crimes against humanity… Even I can’t see the good in Elon Musk 😂

I disagree..... Oh darn 😉

Bacon is overrated...

This isn't an argument...

No but this is.

I've told you once.

No you haven't!

I most certainly did.

Look this isn't an argument. An argument is a set of thought out statements not just contradictory dismissal.

I wish I could say you're right so that we could all leave this hell hole as best buds. Clearly we are however unfortunately disagreeing on major issues that ought to be resolved.

No it's not.

Yeh, that’s a debate.

Discussion, debate, disagreement, dispute, controversy, fight, and argument are all synonyms. Same, same.

Are you up for the full half hour, or just five minutes?

Oh I see Just the 5.

Oh no it isn't.... 😜

Lol

Pineapple on pizza.

Love it 🥰 If I were in govt I would introduce that as LAW

Not gonna lie I like it too. 😋 🤤

I think most people do secretly but they are scared to admit it

It's the whole sweet and salty thing and that sounds more dubious than I intended.

Noooooooo!

Oh yes. 😋 🤤

It’s wrong and weird … Granted not as weird as the chicken and banana curry I once ordered by mistake one time but it’s still a no from me

I stupidly ordered a curry with mint in from a local takeaway once. It was as weird as it sounds.

So we have tooth paste curry versus banana curry Gonna have to fight this one out 🤣

Don't tell @000iamsoops.bsky.social

Filth

🤣🤣🤣 howay!

Hahaha I saw her comment. 😂

Ok let’s go … I am possibly going to hell and drag that m/fcuker with me and leave him there.

Meh.

Never watched an entire episode. Same with Seinfeld.

Who the fuck you talking to!?!?!?!?!

The pangolin collector

Emms, you are my favourite. I hope you are well.

I am always going to be your favourite.

True.

No, you do it. There is your argument. That's about all I have in me today

" Oh, sorry, is this a five minute argument or the full half-hour?"

I’ll see how I get on…

me and you Emms. i’m ready 🦋

Cats are infinitely better than dogs.

Take. That. Back. 😱😱

My cat overlords won't allow it

I disagree..

Game of Scrabble. Winner wins (That’ll be me)

Monopoly?

Now that just reminds me of this 😂😂

Hahahahaha! Brilliant!

No.

Die Hard is not a Christmas Movie….

GET. IN. THE. NAUGHTY. CORNER.

My favorite place 🤣🤣🤣🤣

pineapple on pizza = good Jaffa cakes = yuck

Morning Dorethea. Mmmmm Jaffa Cakes....

Morning Mushen, I adore oranges and I adore chocolate but the two together is so disgusting to me! 🤣

*Doesn't mention the chocolate orange bought yesterday 😂😂😂

No it’s not

Don't start 😒🙄

Please...I sometimes come here to escape my wife!

I think The Doors are the most overrated band,ever. Discuss.

Ten hour freeform organ solo 💀

Ray Marzipan, not to everyone's taste.

I did trek round a cemetery in Paris looking for JM’s grave to pay homage but imo there were other bands I prefer…

I'll admit I did the same, traipsing around until the heady scent of 'incense' beckoned me in the right direction. At least I think it was incense. Pere Lachaise is a big old place. I was in Paris & what are you going to do? I thought Chopin's plot was much nicer though.

A five minute argument or the full half hour?

Let’s see how we get on…

Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

Definitely!!

5 minutes or the full half hour?

Let’s see who’s available…

Oh no it isn’t.

It really is…

Respectfully, I disagree.

It's mayo on chips. And don't trigger Finn on pineapple on pizza FFS. Give him a chunk and he'll take several slices 🤦‍♂️

Mustard. Mustard on chips.

That is quite nice…

Pancakes or waffles?

Can I cheat and say crepes…

Why do you hate waffles and pancakes?

I asked for that 😂😂

🤣🤣🤣

LOL

You asked for it!

Show us where the shirt collar is and the rest will follow.

2

What about...

Definitely the second picture because you just need to picture the dog standing up

Those dogs aren't standing up?

But if they were, for example they wanted to reach something on a high shelf, then dog 2 would be correctly dressed

Now we need to find out how high dogs put the shelves in their houses.

Hahaha!

Well many dogs now have to endure living with humans and they often have very high shelves so I would say a dog would probably choose between 1.2 m and 2m

Some dogs live with cats too these days, the world has gone mad. How would a cat wear.. oh, nevermind.

A cat probably wouldn’t wear trousers. Pyjamas is a possibility.

I think cats would wear smoking jackets.

Is that a brontosaurus or a diplodocus?

You can’t tell from the school tie?

We didn’t have ties at school - they were stopped as people didn’t wear them properly

It’s Derek

2

no this is patrick

I feel like it’s more aesthetically pleasing with the tie at the base of the neck to 2. I will die on this hill. 😤

Damn...#2 just looks better

Depends.

When I was 4 my favourite dinosaur was triceratops. I have no idea why #FunFact

1 formal events, 2 smart casual

2 is still risky imo

Obviously, not for pool parties

Ok well you should have made that clear

🤣

Or 1.

2.

2 if you are having a meal. 1 if you are just out for a few drinks.

Defo no.2

Not no. 2 Health & safety reasons

Cream first or jam ?

Butter. Always butter.

Just had a wee gasp... Steadied myself. Then.....what ?

Jam. Damson jam. Then clotted cream. All of it.

Yeet !

Scone first!!! Otherwise you end up with a very messy table!

😂😂😂😂

Concession declared. The spaniel is up next. Ain't no scone getting passed that MF...

😂

This is simply reinforcing outmoded stereotypes. Nobody in their right minds is going to wear such thick skin as these fellows, the tie is only a distraction. Don't fall for it. Thinner skins rule.

Pineapple belongs on pizza!

Seems my love of mint original source shower gel (all varieties) is not controversial enough.

The lemon one is nice…

The closest I can get here us like the lemon. Disappointing compared to the mint😞

I'm an Arsenal fan. Who do you support? Hey, you wanted an argument... LOL

If I tell you, you have to PROMISE not to laugh…

Scone anyone?

Here for this chaos!!

We all need a bit of nonsense 😂😊

English Mustard or Dijon?

Dijon…

🙌😂

Am convinced it never goes off so I’m suspicious of it 😂😂 my sister had a jar in her cupboard from 1996

It’s amazing how long sone things last I agree ! Mine doesn’t last long enough to test that theory - Same with Sandwich Spread and Salad Cream Dijon tho makes a nice vinaigrette dressing 🙌

*cracks knuckles* This is my JAM! ALMOND JOY SHOULDN'T EXIST AS A CANDY BAR AND ANYONE WHO ENJOYS THEM SHOULD BE EXAMINED BY PSYCHIATRIC PROFESSIONALS FOR POSSIBLE SCHIZOPHRENIA.

What’s Almond Joy *she asks innocently* It sounds nice

If you don't know, you've led a life blessed by the angels. Carry on as you have with your charmed life.

*heads to google* Though other search engines are available

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!